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The Signs as Puppies

*In respect for national puppy day*

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces: 

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signs + what they secretly want to hear

aries: they’re the leader / the best at everything

taurus: they have total control and everything will be okay

gemini: they have all the time in the world to live life / they dont have to rush

cancer: they’re safe / someone loves them for who they are

leo: they’re popular / everyone likes them

virgo: they’re amazing and perfect just the way they are / it’s okay to love themselves

libra: they can have whatever they want if they have patience

scorpio: they don’t need to worry about if they’re good enough / they’ll always triumph

sagittarius: they will change the world, whether it be in a small or a big way / they’re important

capricorn: they have anything they could ever want right in front of them

aquarius: they have so much to live for and fight for

pisces: that their fantasies have become their reality 

The Signs as Lana Del Rey Videos.

• Aries: Born to Die.

• Taurus: National Anthem.

• Gemini: Ride.

• Cancer: Shades of Cool.

• Leo: Young and Beautiful.

• Virgo: Body Electric.

• Libra: Blue Velvet.

• Scorpio: High by the Beach.

• Sagittarius: Burning Desire.

• Capricorn: Bel Air.

• Aquarius: Blue Jeans.

• Pisces: Summertime Sadness.

“The gifs are not mine”

Aries
There is a door to nowhere that you’ve been dying to open. Go ahead and do it.
There is nothing in this world that can stop you from reaching for the stars except for the toxic people in your bedroom. There is nowhere you cannot go but the people in your mind won’t let you.
Kick them out. Take control.

Taurus
This life will punch you in the face. Hard.
And even when every song in your playlist makes you want to cry, make sure in your heart you know that there is a miracle waiting to happen right outside your door.

Gemini
Walking on glass is always going to hurt; it’s always going to bleed.
Get off of this road of self-destruction and I promise you, the universe will crumble at your feet.
Go ahead and paint that empty wall in your room, it’s time to start living your life; it’s time to start creating.

Cancer
You haven’t stopped to smell the roses since the day they told you life will only be a success if you are always moving, progressing.
Take a moment to notice how the trees outside your window are recreating themselves.
Do not let this world take away the simple pleasure of noticing.

Leo
I understand that burning that t-shirt of his seems like the most natural thing but do not let your impulses control you.
Send him his t-shirt back with a note that says you’ve moved on.

Virgo
When was the last time you put your well-being over others?
I know there are a lot of wounds you need to tend to and there are a lot of get-well-soon cards you have to make but there is nothing more important than the emotional stability of the nurse at a hospital.
Take the day off to pamper yourself.

Libra
Let yourself go.
Once in a while, it does not hurt to let your heart take over. Listen to it, it has been singing about the beauty of sky for a long time.
Look up.

Scorpio
I think it is time to put the sword down and take a step back from the fight. It has been a long time since you told her how much you love her.
Buy some flowers and some chocolate; kiss her until your lipstick stain has been imprinted on her heart.

Sagittarius
Freedom crumbles on your tongue like a sugarcube and the sound of your wings flapping is music to your ears.
But it is a good idea to listen to advice sometimes.
It is okay to let someone lead you out of this maze.

Capricorn
Your work load will consume you and your dedication will eat you from the inside out.
Take a moment to breathe, to let go. Roll your windows down and throw out your notepad.
Watch the paper, the stress, the responsibility fly away on your way to that ballet you’ve been dying to see.
Do not feel guilty. You’ve eared this moment.

Aquarius
It is okay to cry with the bathroom door shut and it is okay to let your room be a mess. The world will be waiting for you with love in its arms when you’re done healing yourself.
Let yourself feel.

Pisces
It feels okay to let someone walk all over you as long as they hand you a smile and a few compliments once in a while.
Stop.
You’re your own person, your own dreams, your own prize.
Step out of their shadow and find yourself. There is nothing more rewarding than finding the light in your soul and the answers in your heart.

—  The stars are talking to you tonight. (quitefearless)
The Signs As Shit My Teamates Have Said/Done

Aries: *is a pitcher* *hits two batters in one inning* “lmao oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Taurus: *starts singing the national anthem with a really heavy/twangy country voice* “fuck this softball shit im changing my career path”

Gemini: *is the captain* *asked what the team was wearing the next day* “im wearing a bikini do whatever the fuck you want”

Cancer: *the center fielder, shouting to the one in right* “hey heads up, coming your way. just kidding. i have no idea who’s up and what they’ve done.”

Leo: *found out at out last practice before our biggest tourney she was playing second* *whispers fearfully “i haven’t fielded a ground ball in more than two years”

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The signs as movies

Aries: Hunger Games
Taurus: National Treasure
Gemini: High School Musical
Cancer: Napoleon Dynamite
Leo: Mean Girls
Virgo: Herby Fully Loaded
Libra: Bambi
Scorpio: 50 Shades Of Grey
Sagittarius: Perks of being a Wallflower
Capricorn: Sherlock Holmes
Aquarius: War of the Worlds
Pisces: Pineapple Express

C A P R I C O R N + T H E  S I G N S P L A Y L I S T

Capricorn x Aries: It Will Come Back // Hozier

Capricorn x Taurus: National Anthem // Lana Del Rey

Capricorn x Gemini: Mary Jane’s Last Dance // Tom Petty

Capricorn x Cancer: Shades of Cool // Lana Del Rey

Capricorn x Leo: Flawless // The Neighbourhood

Capricorn x Virgo: If I had a Boat // James Vincent McMorrow

Capricorn x Libra: Because of You // Lana Del Rey

Capricorn x Scorpio: Epic (Part II) // Anais Mitchell

Capricorn x Sagittarius: Lucky Ones // Lana Del Rey

Capricorn x Capricorn: My Body is a Cage // Peter Gabriel

Capricorn x Aquarius: Art Deco // Lana Del Rey

Capricorn x Pisces: Coming Down // Halsey

listen here

check your moon and venus playlists here

He says to be cool, but I don’t know how yet Wind in my hair Hand on the back of my neck I said, “Can we party later on”, he said “Yes, yes, yes…” Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces 

You said to “be cool” but, I’m already coolest I said to get real, don’t you know who you’re dealing with? Um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds? 
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Countries for the signs:

Aries:  Australia

Taurus:  Italy

Gemini:  Both Koreas

Cancer:  Canada

Leo:  USA

Virgo:  Japan

Libra:  France

Scorpio:  Svalbard (of Norway)

Sagittarius: Greece

Capricorn:  Germany

Aquarius:  Switzerland

Pisces:  India

It's a love story for the new age, for the sixth page, we're on a quick sick rampage
  • wining & dining: Taurus, Libra, Capricorn
  • drinking & driving: Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius
  • excessive buying: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
  • overdose & dying on our drugs & our love & our dreams & our rage: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

T A U R U S + T H E  S I G N S  P L A Y L I S T

Taurus x Aries: Sappy // Nirvana

Taurus x Taurus: Terrance Loves You // Lana Del Rey

Taurus x Gemini: Knee Socks // Arctic Monkeys

Taurus x Cancer: Wet Sand // Red Hot Chili Peppers

Taurus x Leo: West Coast // Lana Del Rey

Taurus x Virgo: Work Song // Hozier

Taurus x Libra: Young & Beautiful // Lana Del Rey

Taurus x Scorpio: Cola // Lana Del Rey

Taurus x Sagittarius: Stolen Dance // Milky Chance

Taurus x Capricorn: National Anthem // Lana Del Rey

Taurus x Aquarius: Buy the Stars // Marina and the Diamonds

Taurus x Pisces: In A Week // Hozier

listen here

check your moon and venus playlists here

Lana Del Rey Songs For The Signs

ARIES ♈

The Blackest Day
Carry me home, got my new car and my gun
Wind in my hair, holding your hand, listen to our song
Carry me home, don’t wanna talk about the things to come
Just put your hands up in the air, the radio on

You should’ve known better
Than to have, to let her
Get you under her spell of the weather
I got you where I want you
You’re deader than ever
And falling for forever
I’m playing head games with you

It’s not one of those phases I’m going through
Or just a song, it’s not one of them
I’m on my own
On my own
On my own again


TAURUS ♉


National Anthem
I’m your National Anthem
God, you’re so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron

He loves to romance them
Reckless abandon
Holdin’ me for ransom
Upper echelon

Money is the reason
We exist
Everybody knows it, it’s a fact
Kiss, kiss

On our drugs and our love
And our dreams and our rage
Blurring the lines between real and the fake
Dark and lonely
I need somebody to hold me



GEMINI ♊

Video Games
I tell you all the time
Heaven is a place on earth with you
Tell me all the things you wanna do

I heard that you like the bad girls
Honey, is that true?
It’s better than I ever even knew

They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living if somebody is loving you
Baby, now you do


CANCER ♋


Born to Die
Can you make it feel like home, if I tell you you’re mine?

Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don’t know why

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain



LEO ♌

Young & Beautiful
Hot summer nights, mid July
When you and I were forever wild
The crazy days, city lights
The way you’d play with me like a child

Will you still love me
When I’m no longer young and beautiful?

I’ve seen the world, lit it up
As my stage now
Channeling angels in the new age now

Oh that grace, oh that body
Oh that face makes me wanna party
He’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds



VIRGO ♍

Shades of Cool
And when he calls
He calls for me and not for you
He lives for love, he loves his drugs
He loves his baby too

But I can’t fix him, can’t make him better
And I can’t do nothing about this strange weather

Baby lives in shades of cool
Cool heart, and hands and aptitude
He lives for love, for women, too



LIBRA ♎

Old Money
Will you still love me when I shine,
From words but not from beauty?

Blue hydrangea, cold cash, divine,
Cashmere, cologne and hot sunshine.
Red racing cars, Sunset and Vine,
And we were young and pretty.

My father’s love was always strong
My mother’s glamour lives on and on
Yet still inside, I felt alone
For reasons unknown to me

But if you send for me, you know I’ll come
And if you call for me, you know I’ll run
I’ll run to you, I’ll run to you
I’ll run, run, run



SCORPIO ♏

Off To The Races
Light of my life, fire of my loins
Be a good baby, do what I want
Light of my life, fire of my loins
Give me them gold coins, give me them coins

I’m your little scarlet, starlet, singin’ in the garden
Kiss me on my open mouth
Ready for you

And he shows me, he knows me
Every inch of my tar black soul



SAGITTARIUS ♐

Ride
I hear the birds on the summer breeze,
I drive fast, I am alone in the night
Been tryin’ hard not to get into trouble,
But I, I’ve got a war in my mind
So, I just ride, just ride

Dying young and playing hard
That’s the way my father made his life an art
Drink all day and we talk ‘til dark
That’s the way the road dogs do it – ride ‘til dark.



CAPRICORN ♑

Swan Song
Put your white tennis shoes on and follow me
Why work so hard when you could just be free?
You got your money now, you got your legacy

And you’ve been gone so long, you missed everything
The world can change in a day if you go away

Do you like where you’ve been and
Where you’re going to?



AQUARIUS ♒

West Coast
Down on the West Coast I get this feeling
Like it all could happen that’s why I’m leaving
You for the moment, you for the moment,
Boy Blue, yeah, you

I can see my baby swingin’
His parliament’s on fire and his hands are up
On the balcony and I’m singing
Ooh, baby, ooh, baby, I’m in love

Down on the West Coast, they love their movies
Their golden gods, and rock and roll groupies
But you’ve got the music, you’ve got the music in you, don’t you?



PISCES ♓

Brooklyn Baby
I think I’m too cool to know ya
You say I’m like the ice I freeze
I’m churning out novels like
Beat poetry on Amphetamines

I’ve got feathers in my hair
I get down to Beat poetry
And my jazz collection’s rare
I can play most anything

The signs as a nationality

Aries: Brazilian (hopeful, active, energetic, truthful, curious, cheerful, generous, passionate, gallant)

Taurus: French (romantic, decisive, logical, diligent, talented in art, a ‘go-getter’)

Gemini: Canadian (Adjustable, diverse, lack decision making ability, cheerful, anxious, soft spoken, smart)

Cancer: English (with strong sixth sense, gentle, swift, imaginative, careful, fully dedicated, perseverant, caring)

Leo: American (straightforward, optimistic, loyal, totally big hearted, confident, charitable, proud)

Virgo: Japanese (helping, elegant, perfectionist, modest, practical, easily clearheaded, friendly)

Libra: Singaporean (idealistic, equitable, just, strong social skills, aesthetic, exceptionally charming, artistic, beautiful, wealth, kind-hearted)

Scorpio: Russian (mysterious, intelligent, very independent, intuitive, dedicated, insightful, ambitious)

Sagittarius: Australian (insightful, superior, emit confidence, highly intelligent, self assuring, philosophical, lively, half-full mentality)

Capricorn: Irish (excellent, practical, reliable, perseverant, generous, optimistic, cute, nothing if not persistent)

Aquarius: Greek (original, tolerant, ideal, calm, friendly, spirited, independent, bright)

Pisces: Indian (conscious, aesthetic, good at reading people, platonic, dedicated, warm heart, with good temper)

Zodiac Signs as Pierce The Veil Songs from Selfish Machines

Just a lil note ~ I chose Kissing In Cars to replace Southern Constellations since its like 1 minute long, soooo yeah.

♈ Aries ~ Fast Times At Clairemont High  

♉ Taurus ~ Kissing In Cars

♊ Gemini ~ The Sky Under The Sea

♋ Cancer ~ Bulletproof Love

♌ Leo ~ Disasterology

♍ Virgo ~ Caraphernelia 

♎ Libra ~ The Boy Who Could Fly 

♏ Scorpio ~ Stay Away From My Friends

♐ Sagittarius ~ I Don’t Care If You’re Contagious

♑ Capricorn ~ Million Dollar Houses (The Painter)

♒ Aquarius ~ Besitos

♓ Pisces ~ The New National Anthem