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Hot Things Guys Do

Aries: Grab the top of the door while talking to you, baring their stomach

Taurus: Look at you lovingly even when you’re not looking at him

Gemini: Clutching their chest as they laugh

Cancer: Concentrating really hard on something, their eyes furrowing as they focus on a particular object

Leo: Running their nice hands through their hair

Virgo: Picking up your pencil when you’ve dropped it

Libra: Playing with puppies, or babies

Scorpio: Wearing glasses, reading a book, and sipping coffee in an aesthetic cafe

Sagittarius: Knocking on the door when they take you on a date instead of simply texting, “im here”

Capricorn: Writing you long notes on why they love you

Aquarius: Getting giddy and child like when they talk/see something they love

Pisces: Acting respectful towards their mother, and others in general

The Signs as Crushes I've Had

Aries: the prettiest smile and the weirdest laugh, long, gorgeous hair, unintentionally funny, always wanted to go on adventures with me, tall and handsome

Taurus: seemed like a fuckboy, turned out to be the sweetest most caring lil cutie, was ready to do anything and everything for me, first love, would pick me up for late night drives, loved cuddling

Gemini: quirky and cute, definitely a fuckboy, thoughtful, deep thinker and great to have serious conversations about life with, heartbreaker

Cancer: seemed weird at first, was weird but also so caring, sweet, smart and funny, wanted everyone to be happy, GREAT body, very sexy without knowing it, someone i had lots of fun with

Leo: fun to be around, giggly and jokey, breathtakingly beautiful, amazing at singing, loved animals more than anything, good at sports, first girl crush

Virgo: sarcastic, beautiful on the outside but GORGEOUS on the inside, gave actually great advice, philosophical, gamer girl, good party host

Libra: tried to seem harsh and cool but actual sweetheart once i got to know him, always wanted me to read his favourite books, creative and handy, helpful in all situations

Scorpio: looked like someone from a band, an asshole at first but very cute and great listener, was always low-key sad, pushed me away when i wanted to help him, smelled ridiculously good

Sagittarius: (also my sign) seemed goofy, funny and caring at first but turned out to be the biggest fuckboy, helped me realise new things about myself, hot and handsome, great for having a laugh with, loved going to parties with him

Capricorn: always wanted the best for me, the type of person who always checked i got home safe, protective, supportive, kinda serious most of the time but goofy when we were alone

Aquarius: straight to the point, honest, great athlete and singer, best hugger, weird humour, very masculine, the one you’ll never completely get over

Pisces: sweet, emotional, fell in love fast, big music fan, great at school even though he wouldn’t admit it, quite jealous, if he likes you he will always put you first no matter what, the kind of person i wanted to protect at all costs, clingy

Your MC & Your Role As A Friend

everyone has “that friend.” which one are you? 

Aries MC // The Encourager. You have so much confidence and power in you, so you naturally find that getting what you want is just a matter of putting in the work. You will never let your friends fail and you are the person that they can go to in order to get hyped up, whether it’s before a job interview or the day of their wedding. You love to succeed and you feel like there is no better feeling than seeing them succeed with you.

Taurus MC // The Architect. For a Taurus MC, there is nothing more important than building on a solid foundation. You feel that it is your duty in whatever friendships you have to be the sort of glue that holds everything together, even if it gets exhausting at times. The truth is, you know that if you stopped, the whole building would collapse. You’re the recipient of late night phone calls that your friends keep finding themselves making, and you’ll never stop picking up.

Gemini MC // The Hookup. You constantly find yourself in this position of being used for something. Now, that’s not always a bad thing: in fact, you kind of enjoy having the upper hand in situations like this. People sort of depend on you to get them in to the coolest clubs or introduce them to that one guy that they couldn’t keep their eyes off of the entire night. You’re the social butterfly and the gift that keeps on giving. Your friends are incredibly grateful for all of the amazing things that you pull off for them.

Cancer MC // The Blanket. You cover your friends in warmth and love daily, they will never doubt how much you care for them. They look to you as a means of support and validation. The term “mom friend” is most certainly applicable here. You always come prepared: long car rides? You got this. A day at the fair? Water bottles for everyone! You treat your friends like your family, and because of this, you find it very difficult to let go when someone has wronged you. You want to heal the world and you want to heal your friends as well. 

Leo MC // The Influencer. A Leo MC’s ultimate goal in life is to be recognized for the work that they put in (and being recognized in general doesn’t hurt, either). As a friend, they are undeniably looked up to by the rest of the group. Others actually find it quite amazing how ambitious and generous Leo MC’s are. Their friends are their whole world, and they will pretty much drop everything when a friend is in need. They are pretty much what their friends refer to as “goals.”

Virgo MC // The Critic. While a Virgo MC’s worst critic is definitely themselves, they are also known as the analyst by those close to them. Your friends know that if they go to you for advice, they better expect to hear a no-bullshit, practical response. Now, despite what some may think, being critical isn’t always a bad thing. In fact, your friends rely on you to tidy up the messes that they make, whether they’re big or small. In reality, they know that you truly want to see them be the best versions of themselves and it all comes from a place of love.

Libra MC // The Mediator. An argument just broke out: call a Libra MC, quick! You don’t know how it happens, but you always end up being the one to break up fights and settle things amongst friends. You don’t understand why everyone can’t just act like adults and talk things out normally. In fact, you get really nervous when things escalate! However, you do actually enjoy having the title of the mediator; you appreciate the balance that you bring and so do your friends (even if they go back to arguing the next day!)

Scorpio MC // The Psychologist. Well, Kimmy just broke up with her boyfriend for the fifth time this week, and she’s coming to you for advice. Of course she is! As a Scorpio MC, you have a special gift. You find it very easy to step in to other’s shoes and feel what they are feeling. It’s not uncommon for you to know what people are thinking before the words even come out of their mouths. You almost creep yourself out sometimes with how much you know before you actually, well… know! Even so, your friends always look to you because you are a great observer and listener. 

Sagittarius MC // The Wanderer. You knew from a very young age that you were never meant to stay in one place; your friends know that as well! Because of this, you are constantly being called upon for 3 AM McDonalds adventures, 10 hour road trips, you name it. If there is travel involved, your friends want you there! You absorb knowledge like a sponge, and anywhere you go, your friends will surely follow. They love your care-free, adaptable nature and your ability to befriend others so easily.

Capricorn MC // The Skeptic. Truthfully, you have your shit together. And if you don’t right now, you’re planning to have it together by 4 PM next Monday. The point is, you always have a plan. You are cool, calm and collected in situations that others would normally fall apart in; for this reason, your friends look to you for reassurance. They know that you would never mislead them. You are a sort of big brother/big sister to your friends because you can smell bullshit from a mile away. You don’t take lightly to others messing with your loved ones.

Aquarius MC // The Teacher. Your friends have probably come to realize that you know a lot about a wide range of topics. So, it is only natural that they rely on you to educate them. Having trouble on school work? They come to you. Need to know where Kuwait is located on a map? An Aquarius MC has got you covered! You are unique beyond words and your level of dedication to learning is unmatched. Luckily, you know that your gift attracts some with ill intentions who will try to take advantage of your wealth of knowledge. Keep your real friends close, because you know the difference.

Pisces MC // The Psychic. It probably comes as no surprise to anyone that a Pisces MC’s true power lies in their ability to sense energies on all kinds of different platforms. Many have reported being able to communicate with those who have passed on as well. In their group of friends, this is who they are known as. The person that is extremely sensitive to vibrations. The spiritual essence of life is always within a Pisces MC, whether they know it or not. Their friends feel calm around them, because they know how to soothe so well.

 -Admin L

the signs as bad shit people found in fortune cookies
  • aries: "three can keep a secret if you get rid of two"
  • taurus: "keep your goals away from the trolls"
  • gemini: "to release the toxin, break open this cookie"
  • cancer: "run"
  • leo: "you will live on a beach and smoke pot"
  • virgo: "don't get in that cab"
  • libra: "enjoy yourself while you still can..."
  • scorpio: "it's a boy"
  • sagittarius: "you will be hungry again in an hour"
  • capricorn: "you wasted your money"
  • aquarius: "you laugh now, but just wait until you get home"
  • pisces: "someone just finished the last of your ice cream"
Guys Can Be Hot When

Aries: When they wear button down shirts, with the top two buttons undone

Taurus: When they hug you from behind

Gemini: When they sit down then spread their legs and lean back in their seat

Cancer: When they laugh at something they found funny

Leo: When they cat stretch, exposing their height and stature

Virgo: When they wear glasses and love to read

Libra: When they’re totally polite, but also dominant when need be

Scorpio: When they dress nicely. Not tux and shiny shoes, but not an oversized baggy t shirt and baggy jeans either

Sagittarius: When they hold you close tell you they love you, that they’re never going to leave you

Capricorn: When they look at you directly in the eyes when they’re talking to you, making you feel completely vulnerable

Aquarius: When they massage your shoulders and soothe you when you’re stressed

Pisces: When they tell you how much you mean to them, and SHOWS you it too

little important things each sign holds:

(I just realized lately that I don’t actually hate any sign, and that I actually have people in each sign who I appreciate and adore 💜)

Aries: the ability to brighten your day, in any random and spontaneous way possible, even if they are feeling opposite :’)

Taurus: the ability to listen to you and your problems, almost like a therapist, with that soothing atmosphere.

Gemini: the ability to reach new levels, teaching everyone else to be brave and take risks.

Cancer: the ability to be kind and selfless even when in pressuring situations, and keeping strong to yourself.

Leo: the ability to bring out the best in others, helping them become more confident in themselves.

Virgo: the ability to communicate and share skills/hobbies, to encourage others to not give up on things

Libra: the ability to involve people, helping those who are outsiders in groups to not feel left out. 💕

Scorpio: the ability to love, in a deep and complex form, that that always feels authentic and sincere.

Sagittarius: the ability to commit, if not to love, then to their passions and knowledge, expressing what true dedication means. 

Capricorn: the ability to care, even if it is not shown, they always keep an eye on those close and valid to them, protecting them if they are hurt.

Aquarius: the ability to empathize , by not looking at what reputation you hold, instead just treating you as a general human being.

Pisces: the ability to speak out, to express your emotions freely and openly. Standing up to people’s judgement of your feelings and actions.

Game On!

[Astrology Edition]

Aries: Outlast- this is some SCARY VIOLENT BLOODY shit that requires serious balls to play. It is a hell of an adrenaline rush, and requires you to conquer your fears to make it through. 

Taurus: Skyrim- a game that lets you hoard shit, has lots of pretty nature, so you can chill and wander aimlessly. 

Gemini: Infamous: Second Son- fun, bright, colorful shit with a playful protagonist and unique premise. You’ll fucking love it. 

Cancer: Firewatch- Emotional, deep, but calming and mysterious. It’s an instant classic indie game that makes you feel nostalgic and lonely in the best possible way.

Leo: Mass Effect- It’s all about you, and you’re Shepard, hero of the galaxy. This series is dramatic, allows the player to self-insert, and allows you to romance all kinds of sexy aliens. 

Virgo: Heavy Rain- This is a game designed for those who pay attention to details and are keen on doing the right thing. It is some nerve-wracking shit, but well-suited for analytical types.

Libra: Life is strange- Decisions, decisions. They’re the bane of a libra’s existence, and the central focus of this game. You can change your mind as much as you want, but you’ll have regrets no matter what. 

Scorpio: Until dawn- Horror, the supernatural, and some seriously twisted psychological shit. It’s dark, suspenseful, and has layers and layers of weird clues to connect.

Sagittarius: Uncharted 4- Fun, adventure, and the quest for the ultimate treasure. Combine that with a good-humored protagonist with preternatural good luck, along with a penchant for philosophy, and you have the game-version of Sagittarius. 

Capricorn: The Evil Within- This game is dark, serious, gory, extremely, plot-heavy; but not very emotional. It is also not fun, which is good, because caps don’t want fun; they want a challenge.

Aquarius:The Stanley Parable- An indie game whose sole purpose is to criticize the narrative style of every other game out there. Nuff said. 

Pisces: Beyond: Two Souls- This is a game about sacrifice, about a girl who was a victim and an outcast, but retained her sense of empathy and compassion through it all. Lots of pretty graphics and emotions. You’ll love it. 

** Certain video games give off a vibe similar to the energy of certain signs, but you can take this as a rec list; check moon for what you’ll enjoy and mars for what you’ll probably be good at. 

The signs as dog breeds

Aries: golden retriever
Taurus: collie
Gemini: husky
Cancer: saint bernard
Leo: chihuahua
Virgo: german shepherd
Libra: beagle
Scorpio: pomeranian
Sagittarius: cocker spaniel
Capricorn: sheltie
Aquarius: pembroke welsh corgi
Pisces: poodle

8th house Through the lens 🌺🌑


* Aries cusp: dynamic, blunt and independent at heart-stubborn and contemptuous when it comes to their intimate nature. Once you get past the calm of there Pisces 7th house you enter a realm of passion and intensity. They can seemingly be an entirely different individual once you’ve known them for quite sometime or achieve intimacy. They can be overwhelming and constantly pouring energy into their understanding of what it means to connect on a soul level. Death may be something all to familiar to them and often in a gritty and visceral way as with the nature of mars. Inheritance can often either be a battle or a passed lineage of sorts-martial money can be a source of agitation in the marriage and also be a source of the biggest lose due to the axis of libra/Aries. The occult is of interest for these individuals but there is a danger of being overly aggressive towards the world of the dead and attracting negative spirits. Sex is often rough in nature but deeply giving and passionate. Albeit they say these natives(depending on where mars is located) don’t always like prolonged sex.


* Taurus cusp: endearing, charming yet willful at heart. Once you’ve survived the more aggressive and in your face Arian 7th house and have known these natives for some years you often get to meet there move slower and down to earth side. There more cautious and easygoing nature whom seems to see life as a bag of chocolates both litturly and figuratively. There more passive and bullheaded nature may surprise you and what’s even more there realistic amount of patience may have you a loss for words from their earlier Arian dc. Often times the energy towards the occult is peaceful and often times experiences with the afterlife and paranormal activity remain benevolent unless mars or Pluto and maybe even harsh Uranus and Neptune are involved. Sex unlike there Aquarian/or Capricorn 5th May suggest will become much more sensual and tender in its expression as well as their more innate possessive nature


* Gemini cusp: sharp in wit and penetrating in their thoughts and observations. Unlike there more body based 7th house whom often read things in a more physical sense-once you really get to know these individuals you not only will be in for a change in their usual routines but a more probing mind behind the pleasing and sensuous demeanor. There fascination can fly from topic to topic at an almost alarming rate as well as what stimulates them on a physical and mental compasity. Many of their true feelings reside in the unseen and the unspoken in human nature be it astrology be it psychology be it the lime light of religion or the dim light of death. Their thoughts can be dark but it never consumes them. Sex here is seen as a concept rather than an ideal and often times they detach from the act itself and have a hard time opening up to intimacy out of a fear of truly letting down the invincible Barriers and chains they’ve shackles themselves too. Money here is often a game of wits and these natives often have to play their cards right in terms of investments and settlements-“play the game before it plays you”


* Cancer cusp:deeply feeling and worldly compassionate-a heavy chasm of emotion and sensitivity lie in wait once you get past the meager mask of the wordy banter and intellectual sparing that is their 7th house. You’ll often be overwhelmed by their true natures-whom are strong in their emotional presence but even stronger in their resilience and spiritual backing. These are the people whom I like to call the trauma fighters! They often deal with hardships and even harsher relationships with their mothers and even on an emotional level in general and walk through the fires without a trace of defeat. Albeit there is a pronounced sensitivity much of it comes from their need to belong and make a home-one that cannot be taken away. Sex here is very melding and very turbulent. These people have to be emotionally “ok” before they engage in it and sex takes on the energy of what their feeling-anger-sadness-joy- and so on. Their could be trouble with money in relation with women and inheritance may stem from the women in the family. Death could be a result of diseases in the mothers side as similar with moon in 6th or cancer on 6th. High receptivity here and even intuitiveness bordering on the psychic.


* Leo cusp: arrogant, above and powerful. A raging lion hides behind their more sensitive and calming sensibility that is their 7th house. Often times this is a escalation rather then a duo personality. Often times you see the nurturing and the intimate aspects of them but the Leo hides beneath these displays and shows itself as attention seeking and subtle manipulation as a way and means to receive admiration to fuel their inner personality. They love-they romance-they dance-they shout their loud but they’re youthful and pleasure seeking-the truest form of daredevils who challenge themselves in the darkness. The have an insatiable need for chaos in there intimate lives and can often attract it unconsciously as a means to have a better understating of their truest selves! Hence the(sun). Money matters are deeply rooted to their self worth and inheritance can come from males-that being said it may be something that has to be earned. Also once more like the moon-fathers side of the family could be what and where illness related to the death might occur. Sex here is passionate and authentic! They pour their love onto those they love and can be a bit tyrannical and dominate but I wouldn’t say the “I” aspect present in Leo mars is visible here with having Leo on the 8th house cusp! It’s more protective and “they” oriented.


* Virgo cusps: meticulous and cautious-innocent and nervous unlike their more outspoken and confident persona in their 7th house. They may surprise you with how shy and quiet they really can be deep down! They can seem like night and day at times and once you get to know them intimately they fluctuate between moments of confidence and moments of hubris. They’re immensely calculated and have a very focused and watchful nature-often preferring to observant rather than action oriented. They feel extremely homey these people and can have a very serene and peaceful energy about them that you wouldn’t expect. They can have a narrow minded view towards the occult and often avoid it. Inheritance is something that is planned out and well versed here. Sex here takes on a more sensuous yet pleasing disposition-unlike virgo mars the theme of service plays out in sex more often but the give and take of satisfaction colors sex here


* Libra cusp: passive, noble-and an internal lover at heart. Due to the nature of venus being in the 8th here unlike Taurus there are some variances-while the Tauren cusp natives may-oscillate between obsession and compulsion those with the libra cusp oscillate between desire and lust. Unlike their more critical 7th house they’re often more on the laid back and welcoming side of things and seek honest and open communication with those they care for-they’re immensely forgiving of the flaws of others and even implore the qualities one may see as a burden, because to them every aspect of human nature even in its ugliest nature is beautiful. They often see the beauty in chaos. Inheritance is usually simplistic and without much trouble and they’re often lucky in these endeavors. Relations with the occult are also pleasant although these people are more interested in the familial aspect of the afterlife and much like cancer on the 8th May seek communion with lost family members or lovers. Sex here is deeply intimate and an ideal union! They seek mutual stimulation of their partner and in turn them! Many people say these people prefer classy sex as opposed to messy and raw sex but I beg to differ this is the libra/Aries axis so they often fluctuate between the lusty side and the innocent side.


* Scorpio cusp: brooding, volatile-intense and deeply complex. Unlike they’re more sociable and superficial libra in the 7th once you get to really know these individuals you’ll meet an entirely different beast. There is a noticeable shift once time passes with these guys and gals-I wouldn’t say they become scary or anything but they do show they’re more serious and darker sides-the parts of them that are on the fringe-the sides of them that are weak and unsure-the sides of them searching for meaning and deep beyond what words can convey. They are powerful immensely yet they live in the dark and often times they’re unaware of there attraction to the world where light looses its power. Yet these are some of the purest and most compassionate souls you’ll ever meet. Inheritance is usually a landscape of manipulation and power plays but since Scorpio is in its own house these natives usually come out on top. Sex can be overwhelming to say the least and can easily become a fixation! They want to consume and desire to be consumed. They want an exchange of souls and to die nothing more and nothing less-if they come back then the odds where in their favor.


* Sagittarius cusp: spontaneous, daring, intense-yet playfully young. Unlike there more serious and demanding Scorpio 7th house once you get to really know them they’re truly children at heart-obnoxious and curious of the body and the realm of the soul and it’s departure. Much like Leo I dare say most times with the water dc and fire 8th house there is a tug of war dynamic where the water house is the leader and the 8th house is the underground influence. Often times they’re intensely propelled into their desires so much so that the grand nature of Sagittarius seeks to completely engulf it yet the sagittrian influence often grows frightened of their needs for utter and complete devotion-it clashes with their sense of exploration yet it’s the driving force behind their truth. They’re eager and forever energetic but have an exaggerative and “jump before leaping” personality. Inheritance is a blessing for them and usually marriage is a happy and beautiful thing for them and their bank and not in a shallow way either it just kinda is! Sex wise they’re passionate and insatiable! Once they’re in love they want it all the time and wherever they can! Anywhere knew and even if it’s the same place they don’t mind so long as they get to completely enjoy they’re lover in totality.


* Capricorn cusp: heavy, structured-reserved and erotic. Unlike their more bubbly and on the go 7th house in sag they really tend to be quite worrisome and somber deep down-many have a fear of true intimacy and avoid it at all cost or project this insecurity in strong sexual escapades as coping mechanism-unlike sag 8th house cusp who feels torn between commitment and freedom these natives are torn between intimacy and isolation. They unknowingly distance themselves from others who try to get close and often this becomes apparent when you truly get to know them-the walls begin forming and the person once bubbly begins to grow rather serious and cautious of both your feelings and you as a person. They are often wise beyond their years and extremely devoted despite their sag qualities projected earlier. Inheritance can be a hard fought battle and often money is scarce in early years but after the age of 30 things start looking up! Sex here is either done without feeling or is done deeply and with all of the soul. These people tend to hold of sex till their later years and don’t emphasize on it unless it’s with someone whom they love-but I suppose if you’ve brought out their 8th house you’ve made it right?


* Aquarius cusp: eccentric, electric, chaotic and completely out of reach. Unlike their more somber and reserved Capricorn dc these natives tend to be a bit unified with their Capricorn and their Aquarian energy-both of these signs being ruled by Saturn here creates a quiet and seeming-less transition that you don’t catch yet something that’ll leave you confused down the road. They can be serious and stern one moment and then childlike and far away the next. Something about them seems so eerie yet like a electric current constantly fluxing in its velocity. They’re both captivating and open and have a very unique yet detached view towards intimacy that becomes very prevalent upon getting to know them. They’re far more flexible then their cap dc suggest-yet their also far more emotional and intense then their Aquarius 8th suggest. They often cherish the chaos in their minds and live of it-there madness is their greatest source of change! These people often handle their turmoil in a detached way and I refer to this placement as the “dual psyche” placement as often times they handle their pain as if they’re a stranger looking in. Inheritance and money for that matter is a random occurrence and usually comes and goes but what’s amazing is that they’re never bad off money comes back just as quickly as it goes. Sex here is INTENSELY felt for these natives! I wouldn’t say they’re detached-especially when in love they lose themselves in their partners but there is an aspect of them that’s always watching from above never truly “there” sex comes in burst for them and there sex drive is fairly high but that’s more of a idea than a concept.



* Pisces cusp: evasive, fluid, synergy and the big yin and yang. Unlike their more detached personal image of their aqua dc there is a pronounced depth and emotional receptivity that’s often surprising to those who get to know these individuals. They’re huge music lovers and even bigger lovers of the world we call purgatory-they often never truly exists among us and constantly shift and phase in and out of reality and the world lying just beyond our own consciousness. They often project their more detached and rational front as a means to protect their more vulnerable side-inheritance wise their must be caution to those who may try to scam or seduce you out of what’s yours-this includes your spouse. The occult is a danger here as your grasp in the world of the living is already thinly held so it’s very easy for spirits to be drawn to you for that matter and of a more malicious intent. Sex here is often a means of completely losing oneself and even disappearing all together. They so sensitive sexually and often times sex feels like the first time always with them due to the depth of their feelings-sexual addictions and drug addictions are a possibility if taken to far.

The Sixth House: Contempt

Virgos are notorious for being picky and judgmental. Think of a little kid wrinkling her nose at a plate of food, saying “I’m not going to eat that, it’s too greasy” or an old man giving the stink eye to some ‘hooligans’ laughing a little too loudly in public. 

Virgo rules the 6th house, so that energy and attitude may transfer to the sign on the 6th house cusp and planets that fall into the sixth house. 

You may also reject or neglect the needs of the natal planets that fall into your sixth house. Deep down, that kid actually wants to enjoy junk food. The old man misses the days he laughed with his friends. 

It’s a difficult situation, which is why planets in the 6th are often treated as ‘afflicted.’ There is often a conflict between how you think you ‘should’ be, vs. what you want deep down. 

Aries/Mars in the 6th: You are repulsed by people who are selfish, loud, and competitive. You may have contempt for people who are too open with their anger and other emotions. You have no patience for bossy personalities. You can neglect your own inner drive to compete, win, and express anger.

Taurus/Venus in the 6th: You dislike people who are vain, lazy, and materialistic. You may be grossed out by traditionally ‘romantic’ gestures. You might even be turned off by people who are ‘excessively’ beautiful or charming. You might neglect your own need to feel beautiful and experience romance.

Gemini/Mercury[?] in the 6th: You have a lot of contempt for people who gossip or just talk excessively and don’t take things seriously. You have little patience for idle chatter. You don’t like people who are flaky, unreliable, and seem to have a lot of casual acquaintances. You might neglect your own need for idle chatter and talking just for fun. 

Cancer/Moon in the 6th: You’re grossed out by people who seek sympathy, cry easily, are ruled by their emotions, and act cowardly. You have no patience for moodiness or those who expect to be coddled. You prefer to offer practical advice rather than emotional support. You may neglect your emotional needs.

Leo/Sun in the 6th: You’re irked by egotistical, self-centered, self-serving personalities. You don’t like those who actively seek love, admiration, and attention. You have no patience for vanity. People who post a lot of selfies and get a lot of likes might be the bane of your existence. You hate casual dating and sex. You neglect your need for attention.

Virgo/Mercury[?] in the 6th: (Ironically) you’re judgmental of people who are judgmental. You think people who are health freaks are kind of stupid. You can’t stand uptight personalities. Perfectionists can drive you up the wall. You might not like people who are nervous and easily stressed out. This is a good position, so you might not neglect any basic need, but you might want to take better care of your body.

Libra/Venus in the 6th: [See Taurus] Additionally, you have no patience for those who are approval-seeking and image-obsessed. When people do things just to ‘be fair,’ you lose respect for them. Co-dependency is a huge issue. You may neglect your need for approval and partnership.

Scorpio/Pluto in the 6th: You are irked by dark, obsessive, passionate personalities. You have no patience for people who are out to ‘get revenge’ and hold grudges. You can’t stand paranoia or mind games. You may neglect your own need for passion and soul-deep connections.

Sagittarius/Jupiter in the 6th [?]: You don’t like flakes, irresponsible people, or those who don’t take things seriously. You don’t understand mindless optimism. You might think gambling is really stupid. You don’t like blunt, tactless personalities. You might neglect your need to be a little reckless, indulgent, and irresponsible every now and then. 

Capricorn/Saturn in the 6th: You think people who take everything too seriously are stupid. You might not like loners. You don’t like people who care too much about their reputation. You can’t stand workaholics. You might neglect your own need for professional accomplishment.

Aquarius/Uranus in the 6th: You don’t like people who seem to try too hard to be ‘weird’ and ‘unique.’ You don’t care for rebels or intellectuals. You can’t stand erratic behavior and unemotional personalities. You also don’t like people who always have to fit in to a social group. You might neglect your own need to stand out or have a group that you fit into. 

Pisces/Neptune in the 6th [?]: You might not like people who seem to have their head in the clouds. You don’t like people who are weak, apathetic, and manipulative. You have no patience for lies or delusions. You might neglect your own need to escape reality.

**Not sure if this got it right, esp with Mercury, but also Jupiter and Neptune. I’m opening the ask box for questions/comments on this post/your personal experience with 6th house planets and would appreciate feedback. 

edit: fuck it… i don’t know… tried my best… astrology is hard… just leaving this post the way it is… pls don’t take it too seriously…….

Sun-Moon Tunes

I’m going to make separate, spread-out posts with lyrics for each of these songs; this is just for reference! I’m adding links in here as I make them.


Aries sun:

Aries moon– She Starts Fire by Jad Fair & Daniel Johnston

Taurus moon–  The Start of Something Beautiful by Gold Celeste

Gemini moon– Sick Shit by together PANGEA

Cancer moon– Beetles by Warpaint

Leo moon– Better by Teen

Virgo  moon– Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple

Libra moon–  Labyrinthian Pomp by Of Montreal

Scorpio moon– Tuff Luv by He-Art

Sagittarius moon– Motorcycle by Weaves

Capricorn moon– Don’t Touch my Bikini by The Halo Benders

Aquarius moon– Oh Bondage, Up Yours! by X-Ray Spex

Pisces moon– Presence by Globelamp


Taurus sun:

Aries moon– Harness Your Hopes by Pavement

Taurus moon– I Can See My House From Here by The Glands

Gemini moon– Drunk Text Romance by Cyberbully Mom Club

Cancer moon–  Time for the Blues by Smog

Leo moon– Pink Cigarette by Mr. Bungle

Virgo  moon– Unfucktheworld by Angel Olsen

Libra moon– New Harmony by Eerie Wanda

Scorpio moon– Bury Me by Girls’ Names

Sagittarius moon– Can of Worms by Gold Celeste

Capricorn moon–  Don’t Let It Get To You by Rostam

Aquarius moon– In The Beginning by Weyes Blood

Pisces moon– Dreamin’ Slow by Mac Demarco


Gemini sun:

Aries moon– Poobrain by ShitKid

Taurus moon– Grass Cannons by Olivia Tremor Control

Gemini moon– Before The World Was Big by Girlpool

Cancer moon– Carousel Ride by Rubblebucket

Leo moon– The Party’s Crashing Us by Of Montreal

Virgo  moon– 1 4 2 by Inner Wave

Libra moon– Warned You by Good Morning

Scorpio moon– I’m Not Myself by Boardwalk

Sagittarius moon– Heads or Tails by Shannon and The Clams

Capricorn moon– Washington Moon by Globelamp

Aquarius moon– Boogie Down by MGMT

Pisces moon– Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc by Milo


Cancer sun:

Aries moon– Cut Your Bangs by Girlpool

Taurus moon– She’s So Lovely by Beach House

Gemini moon– Indian Food by Dumbo Gets Mad

Cancer moon– Some Things Just Stick in Your Mind by Vashti Bunyan

Leo moon– Falling And Laughing by Orange Juice

Virgo  moon– Slow Like Honey by Fiona Apple

Libra moon– Too Busy to Love Me by Orca Team

Scorpio moon– Future Primitive by Papercuts

Sagittarius moon– On A Bus by Baseball Gregg

Capricorn moon– I Lost Something in the Hills by Sibylle Baier

Aquarius moon– Leave Me Alone on the Moon by Beck

Pisces moon– Lula by Scout Niblett


Leo sun:

Aries moon– Dancing In The Dark by Downtown Boys

Taurus moon– Good Day by The Dresden Dolls

Gemini moon– Billions of Eyes by Lady Lamb

Cancer moon–  Triphallus, to Punctuate! by Of Montreal

Leo moon– Big Sis by Sales

Virgo moon– I Can’t Handle Change by Roar

Libra moon– Sad Pony Geurrilla Girl by Xiu Xiu

Scorpio moon– Love Comes In Spurts by Richard Hell

Sagittarius moon– Fiya by tUne-yArDs

Capricorn moon– jake- keep it together by Josh Hodges

Aquarius moon– Get Lonely by The Mountain Goats

Pisces moon– Deathwish // Deathbed by Forever Lesbians


Virgo sun:

Aries moon– Constant Headache by Joyce Manor

Taurus moon– I Get Nervous by Lower Dens

Gemini moon– Throwing Knives by Video Age

Cancer moon– Make Out Song by The Rosebuds

Leo moon– Guts by Thao & The Get Down Stay Down

Virgo  moon– Magnet’s Coil (acoustic) by Sebadoh

Libra moon– Parentheses by The Blow

Scorpio moon– You’re Smiling (But I Don’t Believe You) by Margaret Glaspy

Sagittarius moon– Cosmos by Yabadum

Capricorn moon– Angel by Chaka Khan

Aquarius moon– Crash by Sales

Pisces moon– Tiniest Lights by Angel Olsen


Libra sun:

Aries moon– Knock That Door by Enon

Taurus moon– Lovetown by The Glands

Gemini moon– She Lives On my Block by Chicano Batman

Cancer moon– C-86 Is Killing My Life

Leo moon– I Don’t Wanna Be Funny Anymore by Lucy Dacus

Virgo  moon– You Can’t Get It Right by Beverly

Libra moon– Stupid Cupid by Connie Francis

Scorpio moon– Archive by Mal Blum

Sagittarius moon– I Don’t Care by Prince Innocence

Capricorn moon– I Think It Would Be Great by Best Friends

Aquarius moon– Airwalker by Jeremy Jay

Pisces moon– Come On Let’s Go by Broadcast


Scorpio sun:

Aries moon– Come Up And Get Me by Death Grips

Taurus moon– Molasses by Hiatus Kaiyote

Gemini moon– Acid by Faith Healer

Cancer moon– Fever by Marine Girls

Leo moon– Habit by Ought

Virgo  moon– Healthy Sick by Sebadoh

Libra moon– Prisoner by Har Mar Superstar

Scorpio moon– Volcana! by The 6ths

Sagittarius moon– Lanterns by The Microphones

Capricorn moon– Black Leather by Joan Jett

Aquarius moon– Fucc the Devil by AJJ

Pisces moon– Kute by Alex G


Sagittarius sun:

Aries moon– History Eraser by Courtney Barnett

Taurus moon– We’ll Meet Again Someday, or We Won’t by Bill Baird

Gemini moon– Yes I’m Changing by Tame Impala

Cancer moon– Soul and Fire by Sebadoh

Leo moon– Scott Get the Van, I’m Moving by Cayetana

Virgo  moon– Touched by an Angel by The Memories

Libra moon– Casanova by Adam Green

Scorpio moon– Road by Nick Drake

Sagittarius moon– Wet Road by Scout Niblett

Capricorn moon– Change In Your Veins by The Growlers

Aquarius moon– Checkin’ Out by Sales

Pisces moon– Rollerskating by Bright Eyes and Neva Dinova


Capricorn sun:

Aries moon– Cowards by Jumbling Towers

Taurus moon– Tequila Mockingbird by The Buttertones

Gemini moon– Reality TV by Mal Blum

Cancer moon– Try(Just a Little Bit Harder) by Janis Joplin

Leo moon– World Unglued by The Growlers

Virgo  moon– Urge to Purge by Charly Bliss

Libra moon– Lust for Life by Girls

Scorpio moon– Still Not Sad by Michael Rault

Sagittarius moon– Don’t Come Home Today by Good Morning

Capricorn moon– A Mistake by Fiona Apple

Aquarius moon– New Age by The Velvet Underground

Pisces moon– Apathy by Mikal Cronin


Aquarius sun:

Aries moon– Cut from the Cloth by The Evens

Taurus moon– Stars by Angel Olsen

Gemini moon– ‘83: Foxx and I by The Magnetic Fields

Cancer moon– I’m Homesick Sittin’ Up Here in My Satellite by Doldrums

Leo moon– Freedom by Daniel Johnston

Virgo  moon– From The Sun by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Libra moon–  Oven by Miserable

Scorpio moon– California Shake by Margo Guryan

Sagittarius moon– What Would I Want? sky by Animal Collective

Capricorn moon– I Am The Changer by Cotton Jones

Aquarius moon– Broken by Gorillaz

Pisces moon– Obsidian Currents by Of Montreal


Pisces sun:

Aries moon– Convertible Balloon by Wavves

Taurus moon– Khala My Friend by Amanaz

Gemini moon– Whale by Alex G

Cancer moon– Bowser Bowser Bowser by Spencer Kingman

Leo moon– Between Your Ears by The Thin Bloods

Virgo  moon– Truly Great Thing by Sebadoh

Libra moon– Soon As I Get Home Tonight by Blah Blah Blah

Scorpio moon– Dead Deer & Other Animals by Thanksgiving

Sagittarius moon– Heaven by Pure X

Capricorn moon– Metarie by Brendon Benson

Aquarius moon– I’ve Got New York by The 6ths

Pisces moon– Sleepwalkin’ by Modest Mouse

the signs as boyfriends
  • aries: will confront the boy who was flirting with you, lots of pillow fights and making out. usually trying to impress you and always has his arm around your waist or his hand in yours
  • taurus: always making you laugh, loyal af. doesn't fuck with anyone else bc they've got their eyes on you. loves to see your smile
  • gemini: stays up late to talk to you, flirts with you even though they've already won your heart, adorable and cheesy
  • cancer: supportive of everything you do, super sweet and a gr8 cuddler. will make you food and kiss you 24/7
  • leo: will buy you gifts all the time "just because". the flowers and chocolate kind of guy. will always show you off and remind you of how beautiful you are
  • virgo: will listen to you talk about anything. remembers to the little details about you and knows you better than you know yourself. gives the best advice
  • libra: extremely romantic. the kind of boyfriend in the movies. always wants to make sure you're happy, puts your happiness above their own
  • scorpio: easily jealous, cute small gestures all the time, very affectionate and sex god. will have deep talks with you
  • sagittarius: will take you on adventures and be your best friend. playful and jokes around a lot to hear your laugh. also will build a treehouse w/ you
  • capricorn: will let you sit on his lap and hold your hand. the one you can depend on for anything. lowkey sexual
  • aquarius: so. many. inside jokes. a little clingy but doesn't admit it. will talk to you for hours about anything. spontaneous and casually touches you a lot
  • pisces: understands you so well and will listen to you when you're upset. reads to you and shares his earbuds w/ you at night. treats you like a princess
The Signs as Shakespearean Insults

Aries: You, minion, are too saucy - The Two Gentlemen of Verona 

Taurus: Thou art as fat as butter - Henry IV, Part One

Gemini: There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune - Henry IV, Part One 

Cancer: Thou art as loathsome as a toad - Titus Andronicus 

Leo: Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch - Henry IV, Part One 

Virgo: Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch - King Lear

Libra: Away, you three inch fool - The Taming Of The Shrew 

Scorpio: Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese - All’s Well That Ends Well 

Sagittarius: Thou cream-faced loon - Macbeth 

Capricorn: I do desire we may be better strangers - Henry IV, Part One 

Aquarius: You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. I’ll tickle your catastrophe - Henry IV, Part Two 

Pisces: Peace, ye fat guts - Henry IV, Part One 

The Signs On Their First Date (restaurant)

Aries: Was “forced” to go by their friends but secretly wanted to go anyway, is weirdly shy, dressed up real pretty

Taurus: Kinda creepily knows a lot about you already, probably stalked you and your aunt Helen on facebook

Gemini: Laughs at everything, stares at you often, orders a salad or something healthy to look good, will get MacDonalds on the way home

Cancer: Pretty much themselves, but if they don’t like you, you’ll notice, always looks like they want some of your food

Leo: Bitch face TO THE MAX, unless you cute, will not be paying for the bill, has perfected their hair and looks cute

Virgo: Weirdly intimidating, a little bit nervous but will open up later on, doesn’t like anything on the menu

Libra: Trying their best to impress, constantly smiling, overly polite, cute laugh, nice outfit, used about 30 different breath fresheners

Scorpio: Awkward, trying their best also, looking nice but doesn’t feel like they are, sweaty palms, nervous laughter, doesn’t expect a 2nd date

Sagittarius: Pretty chill, calm, interesting, could be dying on the inside though, will offer to split the bill, good company

Capricorn: On their phone a lot, keeps going to the bathroom, stares at you for uncomfortable periods of time, smirking too much

Aquarius: Spent so much time preparing for the date, prepared conversation starters, if it goes badly then just slams way too much cash on the cheque and runs out

Pisces: Taking their time, isn’t nervous, orders like 20 things, won’t share, will probably leave halfway through if they’re getting bored

the signs as ppl i saw at the airport at 4 am
  • Aries: the pilot that had a bottle of pepsi and a bottle of coke in his hands and looked at both for a long while before buying them both, mixing them into the same cup, and downing the whole cup in one swing.
  • Taurus: the old guy who accidentally threw his phone in the trash and got his two year old granddaughter to dig it out of the trash
  • Gemini: the guy across the waiting area from me that bought a whole bag of black licorice and poured it in his mouth
  • Cancer: the lady that has spider earrings in February
  • Leo: the obvious just-married couple that started making out aggressively in starbucks
  • Virgo: the guy trimming his nose hairs in the bathroom
  • Libra: the guy whose flight got delayed by and hour and he just kinda. collapsed into a chair and he looked like he was about to sob.
  • Scorpio: the very nice lady that asked me how old i was and how highschool was and offered me a cookie from her purse. it was stale and had a bite taken out of it.
  • Sagittarius: this 5 year old girl that was wearing five jackets while her parents wore shorts
  • Capricorn: that guy in gate 69 who would dab every time someone said "69" over the intercom
  • Aquarius: this girl talking on the phone to her husband and trying to explain how to make a perfect eyeliner wing
  • Pisces: the guy who obviously lost his luggage and was wearing a too-small powderpuff girl shirt and bags under his eyes.