Reasons to be proud of your sign

Aries: Jackie Chan & Matt McGorry

Taurus: Thomas Sanders & Patrick Stump 

Gemini: Marilyn Monroe & Johnny Depp

Cancer: Chris Pratt & Markiplier

Leo: Anna Kendrick & GloZell

Virgo: Beyonce & Zendaya

Libra: Halsey & Will Smith

Scorpio: Scarlett Johansson & Caitlyn Jenner

Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj & Walt Disney

Capricorn: Martin Luther King Jr & Jim Carrey

Aquarius: Ellen Degeneres & Phil Lester

Pisces: Rihanna & Jensen Ackles

the signs as disney villains

*based off of the sign’s worst qualities (not all are the sign’s qualities) & stereotypes (sterotypes aren’t always true)

Aries: Cruella DeVille 

Quick tempered, picky, & cruel

Taurus: Lady Tremaine

Calm, untruthful, & unreliabe

Gemini: Ursula 

Manipulative, cunning & only has her own interest in mind

Cancer: Maleficent

Hurt, resentful, & vengeful

Leo: Gaston

Slef-obsessed, clueless, & show-offish

Virgo:  Hades

Resentful, hot-headed & sarcastic

Libra: The Queen of Hearts

Childish, diva, & high expectations

Scorpio: Jafar

Tactical, power-hungry, & jealous

Sagittarius: Yzma

Bitter, quick to judge & unplanned actions

Capricorn: Shere Khan

Powerful, vicious, & conceited

Aquarius: Scar

Independent, unfaithful, & indecisive

Pisces: Mother Gothel

Protective, obsessive & secretive

-sophia librattarius 

Signs as 2015 VMA moments

Aries: “Miley whats good?!”

Taurus: The Weeknd bring the place downnnn

Gemini: Kanye’s 20 minute speach

Cancer: Bieber tears

Leo: Congratu-f*******-lations Nicki”

Virgo: Taylor Swift winning everything basically

Libra: The Swift Squad slaying

Scorpio: “Imma let you finish” lives

Sagittarius: KANYE FOR PRESIDENT 2020

Capricorn: Fetty Wap winning his category with basically all the votes

Aquarius: Miley wearing more tinsel than a Christmas tree

Pisces: Nicki/Taylor duet opener

The Signs As High School Stereotypes

Aries: the bully who’s actually nice when you get to know them

Taurus: the kid who hangs with Cap and Scorpio. Stands in the middle of the social hierarchy. Is liked by everyone but probably hates every one other than their squad.

Gemini: the kid who’s really popular and hilarious but isn’t mean, doesn’t think they’re popular.

Cancer: the kid who tries way too hard to hang with the popular kids.

Leo: friends with Virgo and Aquarius, really smart, geeky, but also extremely outgoing at the same time.

Virgo: quiet and shy in school but out of school is a bad ass.

Libra: Sidekick and best friend of the most popular person in school. Hated by the lower part of the social hierarchy but loved by the upper part.

Scorpio: a bit more popular than their friends (cap, Taurus) shy with the people they don’t know but super funny with the people they know.

Sagittarius: the kid who entertains the whole class by being an ass to the one teacher everyone hates. Class clown. Friends with Aries.

Capricorn: smart but doesn’t want others to know. Sarcastic asshole. Dark humor that Scorpio loves.

Aquarius: Hippie who protests outside the school or is really into video games. Either everyone thinks they’re gorgeous and pay too much attention to them or people don’t notice them at all. Hangs with Leo every once in a while.

Pisces: Either the Queen Bee or a little quiet person who doodles random stuff in their notebook.

The Signs Falling Off Their Bike

Aries: “FUUUUUUUUUrrrrickkkkk”

Taurus: *laughs at themselves bc they know they must’ve looked dumb*

Gemini: *looks of into distance* “why bike no like me?”

Cancer: *lays on the ground* “how do you even bike”

Leo: *just gets up and walks away*

Virgo: *cries*

Libra: “owowowowowowowowo” ;(

Scorpio: “NO I don’t need help PLEASE just staph okay?” *puppy eyes*

Sagittarius: “nah nah nah nah nah bruh, I’m cool”

Capricorn: *swearing under their breath while trying not to cry*

Aquarius: *lays there for like 5 minutes; comprehending what just happened*

Pisces: *hissing noises*

Signs as Spongebob Quotes

Aries: “Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.” -Karen the computer wife

Taurus: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright” -Spongebob

Gemini: “I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” -Spongebob

Cancer: “Excuse me sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face” -Spongebob

Leo: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” -Pearl

Virgo: “Gary what are you doing here? YOU’RE CAUSING A SCENE!!!” -Spongebob

Libra: “Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.” -Spongebob

Scorpio: “Well, it’s not secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -Spongebob

Sagittarius: “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” -Spongebob

Capricorn: “Well it may be stupid but it’s also dumb” -Patrick

Aquarius: “Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me” -Patrick

Pisces: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” -Patrick

The Signs In Relationships

Aries: the partner you can sit down with and talk about your deepest secrets and most solid beliefs with. the short tempered partner. may bicker with you over silly things, but in the end, they care about you and just want to show you that.

Taurus: the partner that’s absolutely caring and is constantly reassuring you. however, they’re also the partner that is very hesitant about how much they say to you or do with you, and how fast it happens. this partner could love you and not tell you until almost a year after they realise it. they tend to be careful, and with carefulness, may come taking things /very/ slowly.

Gemini: The partner who is very social and may want to drag you out of your house a lot.

Cancer: the partner that is very emotional. they’re the partner that isn’t able to hide how they feel. they may try, but you know either way. the caring, sweet, and understanding partner. you could make so many mistakes in this relationship, and they’d be patient with you and hold your hand to make sure that not only did the relationship get better, but that you got better as a person as well.

Leo: the adventurous partner. the life of the party. may also want to drag you out of the house a lot to either go to parties or on wild adventures.

Virgo: the needy partner. this partner likes to discuss their feelings in depth and if the person they’re speaking to does not do the same, the Virgo may become skeptical of the persons intentions. also the partner who likes to have debates/open discussions.

Libra: the family and friend oriented partner. sometimes overly friend oriented. there may be times where you feel like you’re competing for their attention. however, they do care deeply otherwise they wouldn’t stick around.

Scorpio: the protective and possessive partner, sometimes so much that it’s overbearing. they want to make sure the world is aware that you’re taken. may be very sexual.

Sagittarius: the partner that may be stuck in their imagination, and that may tend to be out of touch with reality. the partner that doesn’t open up very easily, but wants to know you care.

Capricorn: the partner that’s very determined to make the relationship work no matter how bad it gets. you guys could constantly be fighting, and they still wouldn’t want to give up.

Aquarius: the unemotional partner. the partner that is hard to talk to about how you feel towards them and how they feel towards you.

Pisces: the emotional and over concerned partner. the partner that wants to discuss the good and bad things going on in life. may take things to heart too easily.

"Wanna hang out?"
  • "Depends if you are doing something actually fun?":Sagittarius, Aries, Cancer, Leo
  • "Sure if there is food and you pay":Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Scorpio
  • "Nah, I have 4 seasons of my show to watch and 3 days of tumblr to look through":Aquarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus