• Aries: Come Mierda (shit eater)
  • Taurus: Para de comer de la que pica el pollo (stop eating shit/stop eating what chickens eat)
  • Gemini: Pendejo (pubic hair)
  • Cancer: Hijo de Puta (son of a bitch)
  • Leo: Te voy a dar un galletazo (I am going to hit you/give you a giant cracker)
  • Virgo: Me cago en tu madre (I shit on your mom)
  • Libra: Me cago en tu leche (I shit in your milk/fuck you)
  • Scorpio: Pinche Perra (fucking bitch/dog)
  • Sagittarius: Yo chingé a tu madre (I fucked your mom)
  • Capricorn: Come bola (Ball eater)
  • Aquarius: Eres mongolico (You're a moron)
  • Pisces: Vete pal carajo (Go to hell)
The Signs on a Saturday morning
  • Aries: Makes breakfast at like 2 am. No shame
  • Cancer: Does their homework or other work right away. (Seriously why?)
  • Taurus: Gets ready right away at 8 am. Then goes for a walk/run.
  • Gemini: Quite possible has a hangover from last night. No one knows for sure.
  • Leo: Gets all dressed up to go out. No one knows why however.
  • Virgo: Doesn't. Get. Up. Ever.
  • Libra: Sits in bed conjuring up a plan for the day and doesn't do much until 12 pm.
  • Scorpio: Hahahahahaha what is sleep though
  • Sagittarius: Gets up when the dog barks at a very unusual time. Quite possibly 5 am.
  • Capricorn: Is way too happy to be a morning person, step away.
  • Aquarius: Eats pizza rolls at 11:53 am
  • Pisces: Does something productive to put all of the other signs to shame.

The moment you realize you left the house with an old sketchbook and no pencil sharpener is a “grrrr” moment…it’s also a make it work moment 😜. In the midst of this basically full sketchbook is my original Taurus design for the paint the sky series. The final design I think was much more successful 😉.
Now it’s time to see how long I can sketch before my pencils quit on me or I run out of space in the book 😝.
#characterdesign #sketch #taurus

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Parts of an Ocean Storm

Aries: The palm trees that shake so hard they look like they’ll fly off its roots

Taurus: The soft, soft sand that rises and falls with the wind

Gemini: The beach tents and colorful umbrellas that bounce across the beach and turn inside out

Cancer: The silence after the storm. The calmness, the slight anticipation for more storm

Leo: The light of the sun peaking through the clouds as the storm ends

Virgo: The humans that run to their cars frantically

Libra: The angry wind that brings havoc to everything and everyone

Scorpio: The ocean slamming against cliffs, slowing eroding it and flooding the sandy beach

Sagittarius: The essence of the storm. The noise, the fright, the beautiful destruction

Capricorn: The artist that paints the storm and romanticizes it

Aquarius: The dark, grey sky that overwhelms the world

Pisces: The rain that fluctuates between light and heavy. Once it seems as if its about to stop it rains heavy again

Signs During Finals Week

Aries: Says they’re going to study, doesn’t actually study until the night before the final at 3am 

Taurus: Sleeps for 10 hours or 4 hours, lots of food in between 

Gemini: “Accidentally” spent 5 hours texting their friends and watching youtube

Cancer: Makes a detailed plan on studying but binge watches an entire season of their favorite tv show

Leo: Spends everyday after school with friends doing nothing, or “studying” 

Virgo: Treats finals week like any other week in the school year

Libra: Shuts off phone for two hours to study, but only two hours 

Scorpio: Sleeps at 2am but does nothing the entire day

Sagittarius: Gets distracted every 15 minutes while studying

Capricorn: Makes skype study groups and is the only one serious about it, gives up later

Aquarius: Reads first page of every chapter and takes the test 

Pisces: Creates a study guide, finishes half of it and gives up

What I've learned from each sign
  • Aries: People born under this sign have taught me to be bold and live like there's no tomorrow. But also to govern this with order and leadership.
  • Taurus: It's okay to treat yourself. Even when you feel like you don't deserve it. One of the most important things any sign has taught me.
  • Gemini: To learn and explore. These people have taught me to love learning and to know all that you can. There's so much we don't know about the world and people born under this sign made me expand my horizons.
  • Cancer: In the end, family is all you have. Cancer people have taught me to love my family unconditionally even in their worst times. This sign will do anything for their family and their loved ones.
  • Leo: To be kind and loyal. Leos have shown me that it's okay to trust people and not everyone is bad. They will do anything for anyone close to them and go to the end of the world for them which is admiral.
  • Virgo: They've taught me to better myself even when I thought I didn't need fixing. We're not all perfect, but this sign can point out something and possibly make you realize something you never realized before.
  • Libra: That love can be a amazing thing. These people have taught me that love doesn't have to be a terrible thing and can be quite wonderful. These people are also really well rounded in general and you can learn a lot from them.
  • Scorpio: That it's okay to express your emotions. These signs are the embodiment (or water signs as a whole) of emotion and expression. Scorpios have taught me to express my emotions in a beautiful way.
  • Sagittarius: To be adventurous and explore new horizons. This sign has taught me the world is way to big to not see and we only have so much time. So we should take advantage of it and see all that we can.
  • Capricorn: To achieve excellence. People born under Capricorn are born ambitious and always strive for excellence. Even when something is pretty good, they'll find a way to make it even better. One of the most admiral traits of Capricorn.
  • Aquarius: This sign has taught me to think outside the box. People born under this sign have great critical thinking abilities and can think of anything in a whole new way. Aquarius people can see the other side of the coin and not even realize it.
  • Pisces: Pisces people have taught me to be creative in what I do. This sign is one of the most creative and possesses a beautiful and colorful personality that's full of life. They've taught me to be creative in everyday life and what I do.
The Signs As Greek Gods/Godesses

Capricorn: Hephaestus - Patient, Responsible
Aquarius: Hermes - Witty, Clever
Pisces: Aphrodite - Compassionate, Accepting
Aries: Ares - Strong, Fierce
Taurus: Pan - Persistant, Generous
Gemini: Dionysus - Imaginative, Energetic
Cancer: Artemis - Loyal, Dependable
Leo: Apollo - Creative, Attractive
Virgo: Athena - Wise, Thoughtful
Libra: Hestia - Peaceful, Graceful
Scorpio: Poseidon - Passionate, Resourceful
Sagittarius: Hades - Independent, Adventurous

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The Signs as Sick & Twisted Things
  • Aries: Not knowing the words to "Don't Stop Believing"
  • Taurus: Liking Taylor Swift
  • Gemini: eating eggs/macaroni with ketchup
  • Cancer: writing Twilight fanfics
  • Leo: Best Friends Whenever
  • Virgo: not wiping the seat when you miss
  • Libra: folding socks
  • Scorpio: jerking off to Shrek
  • Sagittarius: eating an apple without taking the sticker off
  • Capricorn: Not taking your backpack off on a public mode of transportation
  • Aquarius: WALMART is ur fav store
  • Pisces: rewatching "Cats & Dogs" because you loved that movie
The Signs in "Nerve"
  • *Check Sun/Mars. If you have a Player Sun but Watcher Mars, you're prolly someone who played for the same reason the main character did. Watcher Sun but Player Mars would suggest you're a reluctant player.
  • Player: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius.
  • Watcher: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces.
The Signs When They Have A Crush:
  • Aries: laughs too much
  • Taurus: looks anywhere but at them
  • Gemini: *starts a debate*
  • Cancer: plays "hard-to-get" and subtlety flirts
  • Leo: becomes their best friend
  • Virgo: asks them out
  • Libra: is flirty and gives nice compliments
  • Scorpio: takes pics when they're not looking
  • Sagittarius: *drops all the hints*
  • Capricorn: waits for them to initiate a convo
  • Aquarius: makes them stuff and shares their food
  • Pisces: stares at them longingly from afar
The Signs as: Christmas Movies
  • Aries: Bad Santa
  • Taurus: A Christmas Carol
  • Gemini: Elf
  • Cancer: Miracle on 34th St
  • Leo: A Christmas Story
  • Virgo: Frosty the Snowman
  • Libra: A Year Without a Santa Claus
  • Scorpio: The Grinch
  • Sagittarius: The Santa Clause
  • Capricorn: The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Aquarius: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
  • Pisces: The Polar Express