The signs as Barney Stinson gifs

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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How to love each sign

How to love a(n)…

Aries: let them do whatever crazy stuff they want, and when you can, join them. Tell them exactly how you feel about them, let them be free and never control them.

Taurus: be there for them no matter what. Never go missing. Don’t try to change them because they’re too stubborn to listen. Don’t hold a grudge and don’t leave when they get strong-willed and lash out.

Gemini: do something new and exciting every day. Never be boring. Let them pick the date activity, and don’t get worried or upset when they do fun things without you.

Cancer: talk to them as often as possible, and let them vent to you. Cuddle them when they want to be cuddled but give them space when they ask for it. Never be upset with them for being honest with you.

Leo: give them all the attention they deserve. Remind them that you’re the only one that they want, and remind them why they should be with you. Tell them they look good. Take them out in public with you. Go for long drives with them

Virgo: let them win the argument, even if it’s just a joke. Keep things simple and straightforward because they don’t like games or bullshit. Never make them feel bad for being who they are, and let them be moody when they have to be.

Libra: cuddle them all the time. Tell them how beautiful they are and be a positive influence on their motivation. Pick them up when they’re feeling down and go out of your way to make them feel better. Never lash out at them because they do not accept misplaced anger.

Scorpio: make them feel like they’re in charge, even if they aren’t. Let them pay for stuff and show you off if they want to, and when they don’t, make sure you do it for them. Always keep things positive and remind them you care about them. Don’t push them when they retreat into their Scorpio cave, and don’t desert them when they sting you with their Scorpio tail.

Sagittarius: keep in touch as often as possible. Lay around with them on lazy days. Make them coffee and pancakes and don’t expect a thank you (although you’ll definitely get one). Play with their hair and look into their eyes when you talk to them.

Capricorn: tell them how smart and hardworking they are. Remind them that they don’t have to be perfect, and help them relax when you can. Support their endeavors no matter how draining they may be on them. Encourage them always to achieve their dreams and don’t stand in their way, even by accident.

Aquarius: smile all the time. Tell them they’re cute. Hug them and remind them how much you care for them. Make them food when they’re being moody and don’t make fun of their emotions. Never make them feel bad for seeming ‘lazy’, because they do most their work when no one is watching.

Pisces: show them affection in public but don’t be gross about it, pay attention to them even when there’s a lot of people around. Support their (many) emotions and never invalidate them, even when they’re irrational, and don’t put any more pressure on them than they’ve already put on themselves. tell them you love them, but make sure your actions convey the message louder than your words do. Don’t get distracted or a Pisces will take it personally and assume you’re losing interest

An Alternative Look at Exaltations and Falls in Astrology

Sun is exalted in Aries, but these people tend to not understand that other people are not as full of energy and motivation as they are. They push other people forward, which is great in its own right, but they don’t nurture the tenderness within themselves and others.

Sun is in its fall in Libra, in fact, since the season of fall begins when the Sun is in Libra could very well be the reason why we speak of planetary falls. October 5th is the most common birthday in the United States, and September 23rd is the most abundant birth day in Britain; all around the world, there are more Virgos and Libras than any other sun sign! The universe planned it to be this way because there needs to be plenty of people who just go along with others, harmonizing, not causing conflict. They might or might not think for themselves depending on other placements in their natal chart.

Moon is exalted in Taurus but is it really a superior placement? When the bull is expressed by one’s emotions, they get irrationally angry when other people do not do as they say. They might not know how to take a step back from the heat of the moment and consider that the other person has a valid stance. Grinding their hooves into the ground, they lash out if someone challenges them. When their progressed moon is in an air sign, they have the chance to learn to outgrow this behavior. (See my post about Secondary Progressed Moon Signs)

Moon falls in Scorpio, but these people are very perceptive. They can be vengeful towards those who have hurt them, unless if they have evolved past that. Astounding psychic abilities are their gift. Heartbreak cuts them down to their soul, other factors in their chart reveal how they process it.

Mercury is exalted in Aquarius, but many of us get annoyed by a know-it-all who has an opinion on everything! They can get too fixated on an idea.

Mercury falls in Leo, but their ego drives them to be productive. They may not view life objectively as an air Mercury would.

Venus is exalted in Pisces, but is it truly wise to put on those rose colored glasses to overlook problems and be “la dee da”? Virgo may be the “fall” of Venus but they value solutions and being discerning in how they give out their love! Venus in Virgo spends their energy on people who matter, rather than allowing compassion to spread themselves too thin as a Venus in Pisces would. Venus in Pisces experiences pleasure thru escapism, people with this placement often love to get drunk and ignore their life circumstance for a few hours. Venus in Pisces gets swept away when a loved one appeals to their wishes, they need to remind themselves of reality.

Mars is exalted in Capricorn, which can be sensibly handling their anger, IF this person has done deep emotional reflection to work thru their wounds. This is how the entire chart comes into play when understand just one planet, we’d also look at Chiron and the Moon to know exactly what kind of wounds they are processing in their soul. You can’t have a healthy Mars without a well-developed Chiron and a Moon that has looked at their own emotions in an honest way. Many with Mars in Capricorn are mature about getting to work but less mature about handling their feelings, or vice versa. They grind their hooves into the ground, holding onto facts about human nature and the world that they are angry about.

Mars falls in Cancer, as Cancer as known as the most womanly, motherly sign, but many men I know with this placement have no trouble expressing their masculinity! They are considerate about women’s sexual needs. In touch with their softer side, their psyche seesaws between masculine and feminine.

Jupiter is exalted in Cancer, but is it always a good idea to bask in the abundance of comfort? People with this placement might be generous and caring, but they might not have that “get up and put your nose to the grindstone” motivation unless other placements in their chart indicate that.

Jupiter has its “fall” in Capricorn, but people with this do not spend money on frivolous things. They have trouble giving out their love.

Saturn is exalted in Libra, but if a boss catered to their employees all the time, would that be most profitable for the company? Probably not. Sometimes authority figures need to be stern and not harmonizing. The most evolved manifestation of Saturn in Libra would be a fair minded boss. In Jungian psychology, or Myer’s Briggs, Libra can come out as Perceiving or Judging. The Libras who love justice and structure are Judging, whereas the Libras that are always pleasing everyone are more Perceiving. Point is, there are a variety of ways that Saturn in Libra could be. Cooperation between everyone gets things done! Saturn in Libra brings people and projects together by being the diplomat!

Saturn falls in Aries, but sometimes we need a pushy boss. This placement can be expressed as mean and demanding, or driven to succeed. Many people who have Saturn in Aries are very persistent.

Some astrologers claim that Uranus is exalted in Scorpio as she has a love for chaos! If someone has this placement, and Uranus makes hard aspects to other planets, it would express itself in a dangerous way. If I were giving a reading and someone had Uranus in Scorpio square sun in Aquarius, I’d be concerned that their detached nature would cause them to be hurtful to others without realizing. This is how Astrology can aid us in personal development!

Uranus is inhibited by Taurus because Uranus would feel confined from its erratic brilliance, thus it would fall. Look to other factors in the chart to see if this person is truly stable. Uranus in Taurus could be a generation of rebels that take logical steps to overrule unjust ways of this world!

Some astrologers say that Neptune is exalted in Leo as mysticism would be expressed as confident, steady creativity.

Neptune would fall in Aquarius because too much skepticism can blind us from inspiration just as much as rationality could be blinded by faith! Just let that nugget of wisdom sink in… One of my friends, Owen Burns said, “Science is just another religion unless you can actually explain it” Not everything in this world needs to or has to be proved by science, as we can find inspiration and hope in non-scientific practices like Astrology.

In my opinion, Pluto would fall in Gemini because it clings to what is light and breezy, not daring to face the depths. I see Pluto as exalted in Sagittarius, as it is still a soul searcher, but not as bogged down as Scorpio.

The Signs As Feelings:
  • Aries:the first jump into the pool
  • Taurus:not waiting for the cookies to cool before eating them
  • Gemini:making someone laugh so hard they snort
  • Cancer:saying goodbye one last time
  • Leo:brushing someone's hair and watching them react to every tug
  • Virgo:feeing sore after a great workout
  • Libra:receiving a compliment from a stranger
  • Scorpio:waiting by the door for someone you love
  • Sagittarius:telling a secret
  • Capricorn:staying awake to see the sunrise
  • Aquarius:the feeling on your skin when the windows are down
  • Pisces:waking up from a nightmare and sneaking into your parents room
THE SIGNS AS SHIT MANDY MY SCORPIHOE SAID

Aries: i’d kill someone for you hoe

Taurus: hOE STOP TAKING MY FOOD

Gemini: our ship name is “plox” cause he’s a box and i’m a plank (her bf’s a gemini)

Cancer: *me: falls* her: oH MY GOD ARE YOU OK FLIPPING HE C K ARENYOU OKAY

Leo: *sees that i wrote shit that my ego made me do* oH MY GOD STOP YOU WANNABE LEO

Virgo: bOI WE GON SAVE UP AND SHIT

Libra: yeah my bOyFRIENd is great yknow

Scorpio: *her sign* dAYAMMMMM *looks at a hot teacher*

Sagittarius: HECK

Capricorn: WE HAVE TO GET OUR PERMITS AND THEN WE GONNA SAVE UP AND GET MONEY 💰💰💰

Aquarius: you’re my favourite Aquarius ❤️ (ily too mandy)

Pisces: “I SMOKE 1.5 GRAMS OF WEED I AM A STONER”

The signs as memes

Aries: Bad luck brian

Taurus: dat boi

Gemini: Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

Cancer: Arthurs clenched fist

Leo: SpongeGar

Virgo: Exploding kid

Libra: Damn Daniel

Scorpio: Crying Jordan

Sagittarius: Spicy boys

Capricorn: Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Aquarius: Harambe

Pisces: Wrong answer Steve Harvey

🎤Cantantes🎤

Aries: Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance)

Tauro: Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens)

Geminis:Paul McCartney (The Beatles/Wings)

Cáncer: Matty Mullins (Memphis May Fire) 

Leo: Serj Tankian (System Of a Down)

Virgo: Bill Kaulitz (Tokio Hotel)

Libra: Austin Carlile (Of Mice & Men)

Escorpio: Oliver Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon)

Sagitario: Ronnie Radke (Falling In Reverse)

Capricornio: Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides)

Acuario: Christopher Drew (Never Shout Never)

Piscis: Chris Martin (Coldplay)

THE SIGNS AS MBTI TYPES

*NEW AND IMPROVED!*

If you were following me quite a while back, you would know that on the 31st of December, 2015, I created a post about what MBTI types would be fitting for the signs. The thing is, I had very little knowledge on the whole Myers-Briggs theory, as I had only ‘discovered’ it about two months prior to that. 

Now that I know a lot more, I am able to write more of an accurate, in-depth post (but bear in mind, though, that the two things are considered to have little to no correlation. But I like to think that they do, anyway!)

REMEMBER: This may not be your actual MBTI type. This is just what I think the signs would be based off of what they are typically described as.


ARIES - ESTP, ESFP

Aries are bold, daring and energetic. They rarely fear trial and risk and never shy away from the spotlight, which makes them very similar to the ESTP or ESFP personality.

TAURUS - ESTJ, ESFJ, ISTJ, ISFJ

Taureans often crave stability and structure, like an earth sign would. Practical, stubborn, reliable and patient, a Taurus would most likely be any of the Guardians, or SJ (sensing-judging) types. This includes ESTJ, ESFJ, ISTJ and ISFJ. 

GEMINI - ENTP, ENFP

Air signs – especially Geminis – love to communicate. They always love a good debate, and possess a lively, fun and somewhat restless energy. This may not always be the case, but your ENxP friend is probably a Gemini. 

Cancer - ISFJ, ISFP, INFJ, INFP

Cancers are nurturing, generous and sensitive. However, they can also be extremely creative with a rather spontaneous streak, if they are able to be brought out of their crab shells, which can be quite difficult. With that being said, a Cancer is most likely to be an introverted feeler, which includes ISFJ, ISFP, INFJ or INFP. 

LEO - ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ

Leos are confident people with excellent leadership kills, who somehow always end up right in the spotlight. They are exuberant, loyal and have a rather ‘royal’ air. Extremely caring, a Leo would go out of their way to make sure that you are feeling happy. Leos are fun and energetic, however, they can be egoistic, impatient and arrogant. They are likely to be an ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ or an ENTJ.

VIRGO - INTJ, ISTJ, ISFJ

Virgos are introverted, observant and helpful.They are also extremely hardworking and reliable, and are often intelligent. A Virgo is most likely to be an INTJ, ISTJ or ISFJ,

LIBRA - ENFJ, INFJ, INFP

Libras tend to be kind and gentle, with a love for beauty, peace and harmony. They may also be people-pleasers, but have a charismatic and inspiring streak, nonetheless. The most fitting MBTI types for Libra would be ENFJ, INFJ or INFP.

SCORPIO - ISFP, ISTP, INFP

Scorpios are mysterious, intense and fierce (whether they make an effort to hide it or not.) Those born under Scorpio are driven, loyal and extremely passionate when something comes to spark their interest. Being a water sign, a Scorpio also tends to be very emotional and deep, however, have the ability to hide it very well. They are likely to be an ISFP, ISTP or an INFP.

SAGITTARIUS - ENFP, ESTP, ESFP

Optimistic, lively and energetic, the curious mind of a Sagittarius is almost impossible to miss. Those who are born under Sagittarius are also very philosophical, seeking meaning in all that they do – and of course, fun! Sagittarius is very similar to the ENFP, ESTP or ESFP personality. 

CAPRICORN - ESTJ, ISTJ, INTJ

Capricorns are serious, driven and ambitious. They are also very responsible, intelligent and bear a sharp mind, so it wouldn’t be surprising if a Capricorn is an ESTJ, ISTJ or an INTJ.

AQUARIUS - ENFP, ENTP, INFP, INTP

Aquarians are very curious, honest and imaginative. However, they have the tendency to be detached, inefficient and unemotional. Despite that, though, those born under Aquarius are friendly, unconventional and most unpredictable. Fitting MBTI types for Aquarius include ENFP, ENTP, INFP or INTP.

PISCES - INFP, INFJ

Pisces are compassionate, caring and generous. They most likely have some form of artistic talent, and are extremely faithful to the people and things that they love. They are also dreamy, wise and intuitive people, which would make either INFP or INFJ the most appropriate types for them. 

THE SIGNS AND THEIR UTOPIAN SOCIETY/PLACE

♈ARIES:
A society where everyone is their own little hero. A society without corruption. Somewhere free of pessimism and selfishness. A society where people love each other, including themselves. A place where they get to express their creativity and passion. A society that is just and exciting.

♉TAURUS:
A society where they feel comfortable. Where nothing and nobody threatens what they had worked so hard for. A society where everyone feels welcome and can let their hair down for a while. A place without starving nations and disappointments. Somewhere where they don’t need to work so much to have it all figured out. A society that can show them what they’re packing, instead of what they’re lacking.

♊GEMINI:
A society where everything is beautiful and stands out. A society free of social pressures, where everyone can just let go of their worries and have a good laugh. A place that they will never get tired of, somewhere that everyone can enjoy and have the opportunity to change their niche if they like. Somewhere where education is available to everyone, where nerdy jokes and quirky style is a norm.

♋CANCER:
A safe society. A society with great morals and emotional intelligence. A kind society. A society where everyone feels related or can rate to one another. Somewhere where they don’t have to feel anxious or insecure, perhaps somewhere where they can walk to a street full of people and not feel alone. A society thay can show them it is okay to feel, that everyone feels just as much as they do.


♌LEO:
A society where people aren’t so serious, where people can take the stick out of their ass once in a while. A society that allows for expansion and new adventurers- a place where everyone is just happy with who they are. A society which can show them that they are loved and needed.

♍VIRGO:
A cultured society. A place where people have good manners and harbour love in their hearts, instead of envy and hatred. A society that cares about its environment; where the government cares for its people, a society without illnesses. Somewhere where their harsh criticism towards themselves and others can be put at rest. A society which shows them that it appreciates their efforts.

♎LIBRA:
A beautiful society. A society free of the warped. A place where envy and inadequacy has no value. A place where they can apply their wit and the desire to make things better. Somewhere where true love exists for everyone; a society that allows them to believe.

♏SCORPIO:
A fair society. Somewhere where people don’t have to lie or pretend. A society where people are loving and love with the depths of their hearts. An accepting and compassionate society. Somewhere where they can act like children and not be walked all over, just admired for their courage to be intense and complex as they are. A place where they feel like they can give their all, and be given 100% in return.

♐SAGITTARIUS:
A society free of judgement. A place where they can feel that their hearts belong to the world and that is okay to not belong anywhere in particular.A positively competitive and encouraging society. Where everyone perform at the best level possible for them. A place free of cruelty and routine. Somewhere where they can feel like the boss that they are, and be recognized for their great leadership.

♑CAPRICORN:
A sober society. A society free of nonsense and drama. A dedicated society where uselessness is not a thing. Somewhere where their hard work can pay offand they can kick their feet up and take a breath of satisfaction for once. A society that values loyalty and passion for success.

♒AQUARIUS: An odd society. A place where social moulds are broken and everyone is able to be as unique as they like. Somewhere where there is an absense of possesiveness and unruly emotions. A caring society. A society in which they can feel like they are advancing and are actually changing the world.

♓PISCES:
A loving society. A society where innocence remains whole in everyone’s hearts, unbroken by the harsh realities of the world. A place where everyone is connected to each other on a cosmic level. A sociey in which vibes hold more value than materialistic assets. Somewhere where everyone is prospering spiritually, where everyone is happy and free.

The Zodiac as Halls Cough Drop Wrapper Pep Talks

Leo - You’ve survived tougher.

Gemini - Don’t waist a precious minute.

Taurus - Don’t give up on yourself.

Sagittarius - You can do it and you know it.

Aries - Put your game face on.

Virgo - Get back in the game.

Aquarius - Don’t try harder. Do harder!

Pisces - March forward!

Scorpio - Take charge.

Cancer - You got it in you.

Capricorn - Flex your “Can Do” muscle.

Libra - Tough is your middle name.

aries: one | two | three | four
taurus: one | two | three | four
gemini: one | two | three | four
cancer: one | two | three | four
leo: one | two | three | four
virgo: one | two | three | four
libra: one | two | three | four
scorpio: one | two | three | four
sagittarius: one | two | three | four
capricorn: one | two | three | four
aquarius: one | two | three | four
 pisces: one | two | three | four

Aesthetics Summary

ARIES :

Aries sun - Scorpio moon - Sagittarius rising X

Aries sun - Scorpio moon - Capricorn rising X

Aries sun - Pisces moon - Scorpio rising X

Aries x Leo (couple) X

Aries x Virgo (couple) X

Aries x Capricorn (couple) X

Aries (f) x Pisces (m) (couple) X


TAURUS :

Taurus sun - Sagittarius moon - Leo rising X

Taurus x Virgo (couple) X

Taurus x Capricorn (couple) X


GEMINI :

Gemini sun - Pisces moon - Pisces rising X

Gemini (f) x Scorpio (m) (couple) X

Gemini x Aquarius (couple) X


CANCER :

Cancer sun - Taurus moon - Leo rising X

Cancer x Scorpio (couple) X

Cancer x Capricorn (couple) X


LEO :

Leo x Scorpio (friendship) X

Leo x Aries (couple) X

Leo x Sagittarius (couple) X


VIRGO :

Virgo sun - Aquarius moon - Libra rising X

Virgo x Aries (couple) X

Virgo x Taurus (couple) X

Virgo (f) x Scorpio (f) (couple) X


LIBRA :

Libra sun - Virgo moon - Scorpio rising X

Libra x Aquarius (couple) X


SCORPIO :

Scorpio sun - Aries moon - Pisces rising X

Scorpio sun - Gemini moon - Cancer rising X

Scorpio sun - Gemini moon - Virgo rising X

Scorpio sun - Gemini moon - Sagittarius rising X

Scorpio sun - Gemini moon - Pisces rising X

Scorpio sun - Taurus moon - Scorpio rising X

Scorpio sun - Taurus moon - Sagittarius rising X

Scorpio sun - Cancer moon - Cancer rising X

Scorpio sun - Cancer moon - Leo rising X

Scorpio sun - Cancer moon - Virgo rising X

Scorpio sun - Cancer moon - Libra rising X

Scorpio sun - Leo moon - Aries rising X

Scorpio sun - Leo moon - Gemini rising X

Scorpio sun - Leo moon - Scorpio rising X

Scorpio sun - Leo moon - Aquarius rising X

Scorpio sun - Libra moon - Aries rising X

Scorpio sun - Libra moon - Gemini rising X

Scorpio sun - Libra moon - Cancer rising X X

Scorpio sun - Libra moon - Virgo rising X

Scorpio sun - Sagittarius moon - Scorpio rising X

Scorpio sun - Sagittarius moon - Sagittarius rising X X

Scorpio sun - Capricorn moon - Leo rising X

Scorpio sun - Capricorn moon - Sagittarius rising X

Scorpio sun - Aquarius moon - Gemini rising X

Scorpio sun - Aquarius moon - Capricorn rising X

Scorpio sun - Pisces moon - Gemini rising X

Scorpio x Leo  (friendship) X

Scorpio (m) x Gemini (f) (couple) X

Scorpio x Cancer (couple) X

Scorpio (f) x Virgo (f) (couple) X

Scorpio (f) x Sagittarius (m) (couple) X

Scorpio x Aquarius (couple) X

Scorpio x Pisces (couple) X


SAGITTARIUS :

Sagittarius x Leo (couple) X

Sagittarius (m) x Scorpio (f) (couple) X


CAPRICORN :

Capricorn sun - Cancer moon - Pisces rising X

Capricorn sun - Pisces moon - Cancer rising X

Capricorn x Aries (couple) X

Capricorn x Taurus (couple) X

Capricorn x Cancer (couple) X


AQUARIUS :

Aquarius x Gemini (couple) X

Aquarius x Libra (couple) X

Aquarius x Scorpio (couple) X


PISCES :

Pisces sun - Aquarius moon - Aquarius rising X

Pisces sun - Leo moon - Pisces rising X

Pisces sun - Scorpio moon - Libra rising X

Pisces (m) x Aries (f) (couple) X

Pisces x Scorpio (couple) X