…Charming as usual. I suppose I don’t have much of a choice.

T - Out of everything? My work, for all the challenges it brings; learning, since it’s never failed me; my vices, since they only fail me once in a while; the organization I work for, for giving me a second chance at life after I’d screwed up so badly the first time; and…My friends. Or at least the microscopic amount I have. For all my piss-poor behavior, they’ve stood by me and supported me unconditionally.

A - Yes. With my wife. Who is a woman, thank you very much.

U - Depending on work, sometimes upwards of over 50 a day.

N - …Not as well as they treat me, I’m embarrassed to say. I really don’t deserve them.

S - I tend to bite my lip or the inside of my cheek, particularly when I don’t have any cigarettes on me. And apparently my hands start shaking more than usual when I’m nervous.

D - I am attracted to WOMEN. I’m STRAIGHT. And I’m getting sick of having to say it again and again.