channing tatum is like that guy in college who’s 1000% bro and loves his frat and is a world champion beer pong player and owns 324353 snap-backs and you’re just like UGH GROSS until you find him roaming the feminist lit section of the local indie book shop and he sees you eyeing him and smiles and is like “have you ever read any doris lessing?” just as his phone buzzes with a text from his grandma asking if he’ll be coming over for bingo this weekend and you also realize his text tone is “bad blood” and suddenly everything is you knew is a lie
I miss my girlfriend lucy lane... #BringBackLucy2k17
I miss you, Lucy. What are you up to? Are you having a successful run at the cave DEO? Are you and Vasquez in a relationship? Have you talked to Lois recently? Did you mention your crush on Supergirl to her? Are you drinking enough water?