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Monsta X Drabble #3

Drabble: 16. the one where anything written on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin as well.
Pairing: Lee Jooheon/Jooheon x Reader

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

“Are you just doing this to spite me, or what?”

You looked down to your new ‘tattoo’ with eyes filled with disbelief. It was a giant dick, drawn on with bright red ink, and under it scribbled on with messy lettering were the words ‘he fell asleep, sorry!’. This made you groan out in annoyance, and you hurriedly ran to a mirror to see if it was more noticeable than you thought. It was.

“Oh great!” You growled out as you threw your hands into the air. The dick had been placed on to your, well more like your soulmates, forearm. And it wasn’t just some little drawing, it literally took up your entire forearm. Was the ink permanent? Knowing his friends it probably was. This mark was definitely going to be hard to cover, I mean, you could just wear a jacket or a long-sleeves shirt. But it was going to be in 90s today, so that was out of the question.

Quickly you ran back to your bed, picking up your phone hurriedly before you glanced back down to your forearm. You dialed his number as you stood there, and with each passing moment it was as if your new ‘tattoo’ was mocking you. For a few minutes only the dull tone of static was heard, until someone finally picked up and a groggy voice spoke up.

“Hello?”

“Your friends are assholes, Jooheon!” You said loudly, making him flinch a bit at the noise as he pulled the speaker away from his ear. “I have an interview today, but because of them it’s a possibility I might not get the job.”

“What’re you talking about?” His voice was low as he spoke, sleep still heavily lacing his words as he sat up and ran a hand through his hair.

“Your left arm, Jooheon, look.”

Slowly his eyes traveled to his left arm, and it took him a while to focus in on what you had been talking about. But as soon as he had spotted what you were stressing about, his eyes shot open with shock. A groan fell from his lips as he ran a hand over his face in annoyance, and he brought the phone back to his ear. “I’m so sorry, y/n.”

“You don’t need to apologize, it was their fault,” You mumbled, looking back down to the red ink before narrowing your eyes. You wrapped your left arm around your stomach as you looked back to the mirror, a small sigh falling from your lips as you closed your eyes. “Next time I see them, someone is going to die.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll be the one to do that.”

dancingalongthestars  asked:

So many people send in asks criticizing you for this blog but honestly in the past four years I've been following this blog, I've learned a lot about sanitary practices, aftercare, how to tell if someone's a legit good artist or not, and honestly how to gauge how badly I want a certain tattoo. So like, even aside from mocking awful tattoos, this blog's come in handy more often than not for me lol. Thanks for that, for real.

😗

Dauntless: I Love You

Eric x OC
Warnings: Language, feels


Stupid head.

I sat sulkily on the bench, my feet propped on the one across from me as I watched Eric talk to the new female initiates. One of them was getting on my nerves, and although Eric didn’t seem to notice, she was outright flirting with him.

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Because @mad-madam-m​ ‘s tags are always an inspiration! inspired by these tags and this awesome tattoo!au

Derek remembers the day he swore he’d never love again. It was the day his house burned down, the day his family died, the day he finally understood why his tattoo was never on Kate’s body. He wants to claw at his own skin when he understands, wants to tear the mark she left on his arm when he gets it.
She never loved him. She only used him to get to his family. And now, he has to live with her mark on his skin until he dies, because this is how it works. When you fall in love, their tattoo appears on your body, and it stays forever. It never goes away.

He wakes up everyday, and it’s always there, as a reminder that he’s responsible for his family’s death, that he’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. His own tattoo seems to mock him on his ankle, and he starts to hate it, just as much as he hates Kate’s.
He doesn’t want to love anyone anymore. He doesn’t deserve to be loved either.

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fechuzh-deactivated20160515  asked:

Ate do you know any sites online where I can learn Baybayin?

Hello! :) There are quite a lot however my recommended places to learn are sites by those who have been active and contributing to the Baybayin community for years. There is Nordenx, who has made the majority of the fonts you see of baybayin. Kristian Kabuay, a well known artist and lecturer in the Baybayin community and the guy who runs baybayin.com. There is Paul Marrow’s website on the script, though not a Pilipinx himself, he is a respected and major contributor in the Baybayin community. For those interested in Kulitan, which is the Kapampangans native script, you can check out Mike Pangilinan’s book, Kulitan and his website, siuala.com for everything on the script and everything on Kampampangan language, history, and culture, which he is very, and mean very, passionate and vocal about. For Suwat Bisaya, you can check out Akopito’s website which talks about not only the Bisayan version of the script but also anything on our history and culture as Bisayans.

And that is pretty much it that I can think of at the top of my head. There is also the active Baybayin group page on Facebook where everyone in the community tends to hang out and share information and artwork. First rule of thumb when joining the community however, do not, in any circumstances, ask us how to write something for you. Your name, a word, or whatever, especially if you want to tattoo yourself in baybayin. Now I don’t mean you necessarily when I say you, but I mean to anyone reading this. Don’t even ask. I have several of that in my inbox and some I have refused to answer, mainly those asking for the sake of a tattoo. If you don’t want to take the time to learn the script don’t bother those of us who have just to get a tattoo as a mock symbol of cultural pride. Sure you can wear it, but if you don’t even know the history of the writing scripts or how to write it, not even interested in doing so, that just mocks the writing system and our culture. Take the time to learn it. The people I mentioned above have provided them. Not only is it rude but it’s also disrespectful.

okay let’s be real their first kiss should be while alarms are blaring and Poe has to take his trusted x-wing to fend off  TIE fighters while Finn and Rey  prepare for ~the big fight~ and they know they don’t have time for a proper goodbye so in the middle of the emergency lit corridor Poe  pulls Finn close by his jacket and plants one on him while Finn is too stunned to do anything other than melt into it and it’s over way too soon and all they can do is gaze longingly at each other for just a moment before they have to go their separate ways

((more of Poe’s tattoo)) ((mock storyboard and script for the scene above))

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  • *221B*
  • Baby Holmes: *entering; unwinding her scarf* ...so, wait, that means the colleague must have killed her. The baby was his!
  • Sherlock: *nods* Exactly. Can't have his wife finding out his dirty secret. Strangled the mother, tried to make it look like a burglary. His mistake?
  • Baby Holmes: *snaps her fingers* Nothing was taken. And there was no sign of forced entry.
  • Sherlock: *smirks* Most likely had the key for their meetings.
  • Sherlock & Baby Holmes: *high five*
  • Molly: *standing in the kitchen; arms folded* And where have you two been?
  • Sherlock & Baby Holmes: *glance at each other*
  • Sherlock & Baby Holmes: Cinema.
  • Molly: *raises her eyebrow* Do you think I was born yesterday?
  • Baby Holmes: *opens her mouth*
  • Sherlock: *shaking his head, muttering* Don't don't...
  • Molly: *sighs* Sherlock, she's thirteen.
  • Sherlock: *enthusiastic* Exactly. Practically an adult, aren't you? *pats her shoulder*
  • Baby Holmes: *grins* Does that mean I can get a Pokémon tattoo?
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *smug; mocking* Well, she is practically an adult, dear.
  • Sherlock: *hesitates* Wouldn't you rather have something else?
  • Baby Holmes: *thinking* How about a tongue piercing?
  • Sherlock & Molly: No!

Cape May lighthouse and violet for my mom mom. She used to own a bed and breakfast in Cape May and then retired and now works at the lighthouse. She also picked the violet for the tattoo. She’s the best.

Tattoo by Brian Mock

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at Kiss of Ink in Trenton, NJ

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anonymous asked:

Right okay so I was talking about the rise and dagger on Twitter and an anti-larrie literally said, and I quote "louis saw that you guys wanted him to get a dagger tattoo and he though it was funny because you guys are so deluded and shit so he got it to make fun of you" and I'm honestly laughing so hard because someone honestly thinks that Louis would get something as permanent as a tattoo to mock us.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT.

anonymous asked:

prompt: harry dating an artist ??

At first, it was madness. 

Paint dripped from Harry’s hairline to the spot resting just above his brow. There was a smiley face located somewhere on his body - it was too hard to tell where the acrylic had dried - and a bold stripe of red resting along his hipbone. His hands were hard on your waist, backing you against the plastic-wrapped sofa, teeth nipping at your neck which had been dosed in blue paint. The color was sopping into the top of your shirt, causing the material to plaster against the curve of your shoulder, and he was eyeing the spot while rubbing his thumbs into the divots of your waist, locating the mock tattoo he had created on you. 

“Look what you’ve done,” he rasped out, curls blocking your peripheral vision until his nose was nuzzle into your neck and his mouth was seeking out your pulse point, “You’ve gone and gotten me dirty." 

The smirk was sly when it finally rested upon your lips. A dribble of yellow paint was drying at your cupid’s bow, creating an illuminated centerpiece of your face. “I know.” 

Harry fluttered his eyelashes against your damp skin. Although his thumb was scraping the excess paint from your cheek, it felt marred by his touch. The scorching bite of his fingertips made your eyelids fall shut. 

Then, it was the calm. 

With Harry’s hands cradling either side of your face, his skin was cool to the touch; yours was pulsating beneath his palms. Your face felt aflame, reacting strongly to his strong fingers as they brushed back the hair from your face and smoothed over your bottom lip. His eyes were trained on the outline of your mouth, wanting to follow the angles and curves with his tongue, craving to follow the light bead of sweat that had appeared at your top lip. 

Before he slotted his lips over yours, you tightened your hands around his bicep and let him perch you against the armrest of the couch. When your foreheads came together, situated against one another, the color that had blended into the top of his hair mixed with the rainbow of shades at the top of your forehead. Although you couldn’t see it well enough - and the artist inside of you shouted, wailed, dreamed of taking pictures - you imagined a soft pigment of green. It was a color too light to resemble the forest beneath his eyes, but dark enough to hold the emotion beneath it as he cupped the back of your neck and pushed his mouth to capture yours.

Tongues met and heads spun. You two were getting paint everywhere - on each other and in the other’s hair (you especially when you grasped a section of locks at the base of Harry’s neck and tugged until he was gasping against your parted mouth). The couch was a flurry of mixed shades of greens and lilacs, soft reds and obliterated grays. 

"Careful… easy, love,” he murmured gently when you roughly pawed at the neckline of his shirt. “As much as you’ve already ruined this shirt with your paint, I quite like it." 

You breathed out, “Suits you,” and kissed him again. “It’s very artistic.” 

Against your pursuing, Harry shook his head and easily grasped your elbows in his soft hold. “No.” He tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and mouthed at the spot just below your ear. When you lost balance and your knees began to give up, he securely wrapped his arm around your middle and smeared dark blue paint against the plane of your navel. “That would be you.” 

"I’m not an artistic." 

Eyebrows furrowed low; the spot between his eyebrows grew wrinkled in surprise. “Not an artist?” 

"I drew a dick on your forehead." 

Loud, booming laughter filled the entrance of your flat. Harry kissed you without another sound, causing you to reach up onto your tiptoes to be able to curl your fingers into his hair again. 

"Lovely thing,” he murmured affectionately, without any added connotation, and neither of you were sure if he was speaking directly to you or whispering to himself. While he spoke, you were much too focused on the bitten hue of his lips and how his pupils had dilated; nothing went unnoticed by him as your breathing gave you away. “You think I didn’t know that?" 

A breath of air escaped the corner of your mouth and Harry chased it away with his tongue. 

"Not an artist,” he repeated monotonously, almost as if he couldn’t believe your words. “You’re art everyday." 

"That’s not the same thing - ”

“‘Course it is, love.” Harry pushed his mouth against yours once more. The paint against your face had begun to dry and settle. His eyes flickered over every aspect of you - from your shining eyes to the hearts dotted around your collarbones and the tops of your shoulder blades; from the hue of your eyes to the lines in your hands of which he pressed colorful kisses to; from the bridge of your nose to the dip of your stomach where your body pressed into his.

“Art,” is what he said without a moment’s worth of hesitation, “You’re the beautiful canvas to this dull world." 

anonymous asked:

Can you please please please explain to me how 1D (the 4 of them) were bad to Zayn? I loved them together, they had some amazing times together in the band didn't they? Could you please explain? I really want to read and understand WHY WHY WHY because I can't get over it for the life of me.

  1. they never acknowledged zayn’s struggles in the band after her left (nor when he was still in the band)
  2. ppl underestimate public support but it is important, especially in zayn’s case, they never supported him even though he congratulated them on their first single without him
  3. the three of them very publicly tweeted about niall’s song which only made the situation uglier
  4. “no we are only stronger as a band” comments
  5. h*rry’s disrespectful “paperwork” and “zebra” comments
  6. lilo stomping on a very racist naughty boy piñata and laughing about it
  7. larry kicking off stage a cardboard cutout with zayn’s face and once again laughing about it
  8. larry mocking zayn’s tattoos in an interview
  9. all the 4 encouraged the fans’ “zayn was dragging the band down” theories
  10. they acted like victims when zayn was the one dealing with a mental illness 
  11. should i continue? 

anonymous asked:

i am curious. are there even professionals who knows the industry the boys are in in the antis camp that can provide quality and efficient "proofs" (for the lack of better word) or acceptable reasoning on why they don't think larry is real other than the homophobic, ignorant and very wtf-ish kinds of explanations they keep on blogging about? i mean i tried, I TRIED to see what they're coming from but?? they can't even explain it properly? or at least a good comeback, have they ever had one?

I present you with the LIVING IN DENIAL tag, but please take care of your brain cells. Please also note thatthey love to take 1 action and say we think Larry is real because of that little thing (standing next to each other etc etc) but they refuse to look at the bigger picture and see the inconsistencies.

Actually because I am a masochist I found some gems for ya :)

  • why must they make everything about larry - after 5 years of supposedly being closeted you really think he’d be tweeting about aimh - according to your theories he wouldn’t even be able to tweet about it lol
  • larries actually think the mug means they’re gonna come out. in a music video. lmao
  • The other side thinks Louis bringing B to the OTRA shows is his way of telling everyone she’s important to him. Apparently he is standing up for her through actions, not words. 
  • i hope yall realise that with this “larry night” you are actually admitting that you have to go back at least two years to have moments where louis and harry actually interacted like you are admitting that your ship has been dead for several years and that’s why you’re doing this 
  • I feel bad for you Larries:• First, you’re going to realize that Larry isn’t real and never was.• Second, you’re going to realize that the last 2 and half years of Larry don’t interacting it’s not because modest forced them, it’s because they really don’t like each other and their friendship gone. 
  • I dont think louis is sexually attracted to Harry tbh 
  • okay??????? Louis lent harry his hair tie to harry… I lent my hair tie to my friend yesterday it must obviously mean… 
  • Louis got the dagger tattoo to mock larries 
  • “louis saw that you guys wanted him to get a dagger tattoo and he though it was funny because you guys are so deluded and shit so he got it to make fun of you” (LINK)  
  • why do people equate saying their management sucks with saying larry is real like I don’t see anyone doing that besides the dark harry’s where is this coming from 
  • tbh i think there’s probably somethin weird going on with harry styles but oh my god i hate larry shippers so much 
  • I know at least 10 guys who are scared of the dark. They are straight. Harry is not gay just because of that tweet. God people are so stupid. 

  • Is it wrong to believe what you’re told? Is it wrong to be someones fan and not want to analyze what every tweet means, what every touch or smile means? Just because you believe what you’re told doesn’t mean you’d stop supporting them if you were now told they were not straight, and were together. What’s wrong with believing what Louis has told them? 

  • They were asked what traits they look for in a GIRLFRIEND he said ‘not that important’ they were specifically asked about females so ‘not that important’ does not refer to the gender he was on about, it was about the traits they look for

  • but maybe it was just a hickey between pals? link

  • Larry shippers ruin a post 101 -  also funny that Harry is indeed looking at Louis here  (link)

  • Holding up well! How are the larry tinhats holding up, what with the continued existence of Elounor, the video of Harry looking lovingly at Niall, another delay in the "the boys are 100% done with Modest and the contract is ending soon” story (originally ending in 2012, then definitely ending in December 2013, now ending in 2015!) and the continued non-existence of their ship? Keep grasping at those straws though (yeah, that’s totes Louis’ laugh). 

  • Louis could literally get a tattoo that says “I am straight.” and Larries would say it was management. 

  • You do realize that elounor is a confirmed relationship (by many MANY people) so it’s completely normal for people to think they’re together. 

  • “Larries think Hazoff isn’t real because Jeff’s got a girlfriend… Louis’ got a girlfriend for three years now, they missed that detail” 

  • I really hate this growing trend of getting Liam to read off old L*rry quotes it’s so manipulative and nasty like he’s trying to do this nice, sweet thing by interacting with as many fans as possible and trying to notice people and give them special moments and they’re literally just using him, they’re setting up traps and laughing when he walks right into them and it’s infuriating and sickening and unforgivable. 

  • I don’t think anybody would say that hearts and arrows or ropes and anchors don’t go together IN GENERAL. But one might have the opinion that these particular tattoos were not intended to be matching sets. 

  • all I’m saying is that just because they were photographed together doesn’t mean they were/are dating. there’s other ways to prove it. because if that applies to Louis and Harry, then everybody they are photographed with they must be dating right? wouldn’t that be a double standard? 

  • Harry and Louis don’t have matching tattoos. Harry and nick have matching tattoos. They both have the anchor, and the cross. You larries make everything about larry, when they don’t even talk to eachother. Guess the REAL couple?!! DING DING DING. WAKE UP! 

  • Have you ever thought that Larry could be just fan service? I mean, Larry shippers are a huge part of the fandom… 

  • Have you guys noticed that whenever Elounor are together, Louis has a cigarette but he never lights it? That’s because magazines aren’t allowed to put someone with a cigarette in their magazine. He’s protecting her from the paps and attention. (LINK because this post is hilarious)

  • To quote an update account about Harry’s I study rainbows tweet ” he was probably out and heard some one say it” 

  • The tattoos are not proof. Firstly you don’t actually know if they are matching, that’s just you guys speculating. Secondly, even if they were matching, you do realize friends get tattoos for eachother sometimes? My best friend and I have eachothers birth date tattooed on us, we aren’t dating. 

  • my friend went to the next level after I showed her all the evidence. She told me larry was DEFINITELY fan service and for PR to gain fans. I’m all about the tats. She saw they were complimentary (being aware of the difference between matching and complementary ones) and she was like they have the money to get them removed. It’s fan service. 

  • Genuine question- do you really believe that louis has faked not only being straight but being in a serious relationship for years? Like I don’t think elouner is fake, don’t see why anyone would go to that, to hide that they’re gay, as if it’s bad. 
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The Hangman (Executioner) in Masquerade: 

Rarely seen, as he spends most of the scene at the top of the staircase. Not sure it’s a system behind who wears this costume. It’s often a swing, but I’ve also seen Buquet (West End), Fireman (Vegas) and the Auctioneer (Copenhagen) wear it. So whoever fits it best and who wants to dance the least, probably? 

The original West End costume featured a brown singlet and bare arms with leather cuffs. I assume the costume got a revamp around the time all others got it - late 1987 - when the flesh coloured garment with mock tattoos was used instead. Each costume workshop has fun with these tattoos, putting their own stamp on the exact motifs, names and symbols used. 

1. Christian Theodoridis (?) Marcel Jonker, Hamburg. 
2. Uffe Henriksen, Copenhagen. 
3. Unknown, Las Vegas. 
4. Additional costume design sketch, front, by Maria Bjørnson. 
5. Closeup of the hood, UK. 
6. Additional costume design sketch, back, by Maria Bjørnson. 
7. Cornelius (?), Toronto. 
8. Randal Keith, Las Vegas. 
9. Unknown, original West End production.