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andrewmcmayonnaise-deactivated2  asked:

HURROOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME A STORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY I LIKE STORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIES

A STOOORRRYYYY!? OKAY!

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom there lived a Yeti named Paul.
Paul really loved baking, but his long shaggy fur would always get in the way, and end up in his delicious baked goods. His customers would scream at him like so:
“YOU GOT YOUR HAIR IN MY BREAD!”
“YOU SMELL”
“MY BREAD SMELLS LIKE YOUR HAIR”
and so on.

Paul was very discouraged. Paul closed his shop and moved back to his mountainous home. Then a few days later Paul realized that it wasn’t his baking people hated, it was just his long shaggy fur.

So Paul returned to the town and went to the barber, who was his neighbor, and he got a glorious haircut and a lovely shampoo bubble bath.  

Now Paul could bake to his heart’s content. He reopened his shop and his customers were always pleased not only with his glorious baked goods, but also by the scent of his always perfectly trimmed hair.

THE END. 

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