tastes good and good for you

“You clean up well Jamie” You smile admiring the Junkers look after a long overdue shower

“I feel clean mate. Its new” He says adjusting his shirt a little

Evan with looking clean he still looked insanely out of place in the restaurant

“You look real good to mate! Really…Really good” He smirks. He foot poking at your leg a little “Good enough ta eat, Out of course”

“J-Jamie” You blush and giggle as a few other customers and workers give slightly dirty looks

“Ya know im all clean and all mate but when we get home me and you outta get dirty ya know” He smirks and winks at you

God he knew you two were in public and he loved every second of it

“Darlin i know the food here is decent but nothin tastes as good as your”

“J-Jamie!” You cut him off before he said something horrible

“What? I just am getting excited for tonight mate” 

anonymous asked:

hello. do you have favorite blogs that i should follow? thanks.

Here’s a list of my favorite blogs!

These are like people off the top of my head that I actively check up on, a couple I’m even good friends with.

anonymous asked:

Why do we always see Frisk or Chara ? We want some Asriel !

I have a LOT of drawings for him and the sketches are finished– I just need to render them;; the **second one was the one I accidentally overwrite from last year //cries

All right, fronds, Tor has announced that starting August 22, they’ll be posting Oathbringer chapters! This is terribly exciting for people who want to read the preview chapters, but for people like me, who want to wait and savor (and liveblog) the whole book at once as opposed to piecemeal and spread out over several months, it’s kind of a source of anxiety…

I know that I’m going to be dodging spoilers for almost three months now (thanks, tor). And while I would never want to dampen people’s enjoyment of the preview novel chapters, I’m adding my request to the pile of people saying, yo please please please tag your spoilers!!! 

Aaaaand as much as I love tumblr, it can be kind of…a complicated endeavor making sure that posts end up where you want them–or don’t. So here’s a friendly review of how to make sure spoilers don’t end up where people who don’t want to see them…won’t.

  1. Read mores are your friends. That little line makes everything so, so much easier to avoid. Read mores are your friends.
  2. Wait until the fifth tag. Here’s one of tumblr’s less well-known features: only the first five tags on a post will show up in the public tag. So if the FIRST tag you put on a post is #brandon sanderson, that shit’s showing up in the #brandon sanderson tag. BUT if you put #one #two #three #four #five #brandon sanderson, (or similar “junk tags”–I tend to use // marks), then we’re all safe. It won’t end up in the tracked tag and it’ll be easier to avoid spoilers in the public, tracked tags. You still maintain organization on your personal blog, because it’s still in YOUR #brandon sanderson tag, but you won’t ruin someone else’s day by having it show up in the public tag with spoilers attached.
  3. The first five tags work the other way, too! No one wants to scream into the void and not get a response–I’m on board with that. So somewhere in your first five tags, put #oathbringer or #oathbringer spoilers or even #stormlight archive spoilers. That way, people reading the preview chapters have a place to go to interact with other people reading the preview chapters, and people who want to go into November fresh and clean and unspoiled can still check the regular SA and Bsandy tags without fearing they’ll get spoiled.
  4. Don’t put reactions in the tags. A lot of people have blacklist settings so that even if a post is blocked, the tags still show up as readable–this makes it easier to see why things were blocked, but it also runs the risk of tags like “#omg and then JASNAH did the THING and I DIED” spoiling even tiny things. Keep tags for…well, tags for a few months, and add additional screaming or reactions to the bottom of your actual post.
  5. Discord and Mibbit are your friends. The nice thing about both messaging services is that you can set up different chats and servers that are subsets of the regular ones. So make a spoiler chat separate from the regular, spoiler-free chat, and go wild.
  6. TAG EVERYTHING! Even if it’s a meme or a stupid shitpost or a vagueblog or something that doesn’t seem like it’s spoilers–TAG IT ANYWAY. If it’s even tangentially related to Oathbringer, TAG IT. Especially memes, tbh. Memes are insidious, and often innocent, but with a closer look, they reveal more than they might have intended. Tag literally everything, even if you don’t think it’s spoilers, even if you think it’s annoying. Those of us avoiding shit will thank you.
  7. KEEP tagging stuff, even after the book is released! Maybe you read the preview chapters and so you’ve got a 300-page headstart, or maybe you speed-read, or maybe you took time off from work just to read, and maybe you finish two days after the book comes out. Keep tagging spoilers. Some people read slower, or have time commitments or work keeping them away from the book, or simply read a few chapters a day to savor it, or want to read faster but can’t because they’re liveblogging it (hello, fronds!). But just because you are finished doesn’t mean everyone else is, and continuing to tag for spoilers is super necessary, even six months–or longer–out from the release date.

All right, I hope that didn’t come out as patronizing or anything. I’ve just found that an occasional reminder of the ins and outs of tumblr’s more useful systems can be super helpful, especially if it’s stuff that newer users might not have encountered yet, like the fifth-tag-rule.

ANYWAY, for everyone starting with the preview chapters, ONLY SEVEN DAYS UNTIL OATHBRINGER!!!! Those of us waiting the remaining 90 days until November 14 thank you in advance for tagging your shit. <3

….shit, 90 days? that’s closer than I thought it was…..guess, I need to get a jump on my WoR reread!!

"Hello bad and naughty children, it is time to learn about demons."

“Now that we have learned about curses, it is time to learn about demons: The filthy crime boys of the spirit world.”

“It is a well known fact that all Goetic demons want to kick YOUR ass. Assert your dominance by immediately challenging them to a knife fight upon summoning them.”

“Wear astral condoms on each of your hands to protect you while you perform the ritual. No, this is very important. For extra protection, consider inflating a condom and crafting a balloon animal as an offering for your new friend. Slippery, but useful.”

“Offerings. You need offerings. You gotta… You gotta just… Just give em a piece of your dinner, ok? Give them a bone, give them some old banana peel. They love it. They LOVE it.”

“Crunch up some incense and give it a taste. It helps you see better, do you understand? Just have a crunch. Can’t hurt. Makes your breath smell good. Demons love good breath.”

“DEFINITELY do the ritual naked, extremely naked, peel off your skin and do it in your bones. Demons will appreciate the extra effort put forth, and may grant you saucy favors. ;) ”

“Worms? Worms?? I don’t see any worms? Don’t worry about the worms. Don’t look directly at the worms.”

“Remember, a firm handshake and a good slap on the ass go a long way when sealing any deal or contract. Making eye contact shows that you are serious. Eye contact is a must. Never break eye contact. Good slap on the ass. Don’t forget it.”

“Do not feed them whiskey. Makes em fighty.”

“The last and most important tip: Always pick a specific demon to blame all of your problems on. Cat got out? That’s his problem. Stub your toe? He did this. Worms? I told you not to look at the worms. Listen, I’m the best, I’m an expert, okay?”

(submitted by @dirtj0b )

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Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.

She’s Just Not That Into You » Part IV (A Harry Styles Miniseries)

Miss the previous parts? Part One » Part Two » Part Three

Check out the inspiration behind Harry’s home here!

As always, this miniseries is dedicated to @stylesunchained. Please don’t push me into a wall or into traffic, B! Remember that I love you! Another big thank you to my expert on all-things London (and ladders), @cuddlemusclestyles.  

Let me know what you think! Happy reading. 

Originally posted by beautifulmess555

 “A pink room, huh?” Nick swirls the ice in his glass, smiling with his eyebrows raised.

“She had the same reaction,” Harry smirks, taking the last sip of his tequila. “But after she thought about it, she liked the idea. Eyes got all bright ‘n shit,” he laughs. “A pink guest room.“

“Well, if it’s what ye’ want,” the radio host clinks the rim of his glass against Harry’s. “Then ‘m ‘appy for ye’. Might ‘ave to claim it as me own when I sleep over.”

“Who says you’re invited?”

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As of today i have been #vegan for 2 years and it is the ✨BEST✨ thing i have ever done-so i wanted to take a post to talk a little bit about that and some of the perks i have noticed while living this lifestyle!!!
🐂🐖🐓🦃🦌🐟🐥🐰💕
***If you have something against vegans then please just scroll away from this post*** 😬
~🌲SO good for the environment (less water used, less grain used, less forest cut down, less co2 equivalent released etc)
~🐄Feel good about what i am eating and knowing it doesn’t pay others to torture and murder innocent beings just for a taste in my mouth
~👍I FEEL GOOD!!! No but seriously i have never felt better or had more energy!
~💕Reduces the risk of getting many diseases (heart disease, osteoporosis, diabetes etc)
~🌾Helps with world hunger (SO many more people could be fed if we used the land to grow for people and not to grow food for cows and other animals we eat)
~🥛not consuming hormones, cholesterol, puss etc that is found in animals/their products
~💪Clearer skin, healthier hair, healthier body
~🐇I can feel good knowing that my bath/body/etc products aren’t doing cruel experiments on animals
~ 💰Saves money (no veganism doesn’t have to be expensive)! No longer having to pay for meat, eggs, dairy all of which can be really expensive compared to the basic vegan foods, plus eating out is normally cheaper
too!

If you have any interest in going vegan or taking any steps towards that lifestyle, or even if you just find the topic interesting i urge you to do some extra research!! Some great documentaries for that would be What the Health (about health/diet), Conspiracy (about the environment), Earthlings (about the animals), or Forks over Knives (about health/diet). Plus i would love to talk to anyone who is interested in making the switch or has any questions!!