Me in the library: *reads inside cover flap about a womans ‘heartwarming’ 'tantalizingly romantic adventure’ to cheat on her husband of 18 years with a younger man*
*picks up book called Catalyst about spacefairing exploration vessels with ship cats and its all about the cats in space and what they are doing on this space pirate ship*
Me: oh fuck yeah
*also grabs the sequel*
So I’m writing this right after an anon ask about if I’m continuing the series and they told me how much they liked it, so I’m assuming that other people too are enjoying this little thing. Anyways, enjoy this part!
The floor seemed to be vibrating. While a normal hum was common on a spaceship, the rhythmic vibrations seemed to shake each crewmember. Sil’keen, a young female Grangle, was currently begging Captain Zellnor to find the source of the racket.
“Please, Captain! Me and the other engineers are terrified! We’ve never heard a noise such as this, nor has the ship ever made such a strange vibration before!” She begged, clasping her furred paws together.
Captain Zellnor sighed, his scales a dark shade of orange. He was worried. “Yes. I’ll have-” he stopped as he eyed the crew. “Where are the humans?”
Xylion looked around frantically. Had the vibrations harmed the humans? He didn’t know much about them, but he knew enough about them to notice they were sensitive to certain things. What if this was one of them? What if- what if they were, dare he say it, dead?
Captain Zellnor looked to him. “Find them. Now.”
Xylion nodded, and hurried off towards their cabins as quickly as possible. As he neared Human Mason’s cabin, he felt the vibrations grow louder and he could hear the low beat of…something. Now, he was even more confused. What could that be?
When he reached the cabin door, he typed in the password and he watched as the door slid open. Immediately loud voices were slammed into him. The sound was terrifying. It was like being pushed back. Xylion felt his whole body begin to ache.
Human Jenny shook her head and touched a button on some weird device in the middle of the floor. “Mason, we are not listening to your stupid rap stuff anymore!”
“And your mix of Five Seconds of Summer, One Direction, and Megan Trainor is much better?” Human Isaac questioned, narrowing his eyes at her.
Human Jenny looked him dead in the eye as she pressed another button on the machine. The sound of a woman’s voice blasted out of it. She was singing something about ‘lips’ and ‘lying’, though Xylion couldn’t understand what it meant. Why did the two coincide?
“What are you doing?” He yelled, trying to make them hear him.
Human Fredrick glanced up. Hs mouth moved, but Xylion couldn’t hear him. Human Fredrick frowned before closing the book he was reading and walking over and pressing a button on it. The noise stopped.
“Hey!” Human Jenny cried, her eyes wide.
“Hey, Xylion. What’s up?” Human Fredrick asked, looking at him.
Xylion let out a breath. “What. The. Hell. Is. That?” He was so proud that he was using a human word.
Human Fredrick let out a nervous laugh. “Ah, that is music.”
“You do know what music is, right?” Human Isaac said, his eyes wide as he stared at him.
Xylion crossed his tentacles. “I know what music is, Human Isaac. That? That wasn’t music.”
Human Jenny stood up and crossed her arms. “That was music, Xylion. Good music.”
Xylion sighed. “Show me, then.”
Human Jenny smiled at him as she typed something into the machine. A song then began to play.
Xylion frowned at the lyrics. Why was this woman talking about gold and wanting to be like herself when she was already herself? It was confusing.
He shook his head. “I’m not into it.”
Human Jenny sighed. Human Isaac grinned. “Mason’s turn!”
Human Mason nodded, walking over to the machine and typing something in.
Xylion listened to the weird conversation between two men. That was definitely not music. He was about to state that when he heard a dude began to talk really fast. Did he say…Rap God? What in all of Galactia was rap? He knew what a god was, but a rap god?
He shook his head. “He doesn’t sound like the girl.”
“They’re different people, Xylion.” Human Isaac said, shaking his head in disappointment.
Human Isaac pointed at Human Fredrick. “It’s your turn.” He said, a wicked grin on his face.
Human Fredrick nodded as he typed something into it. Xylion listened to the sound of thunder and bells. He frowned. Was this music?
Suddenly, a voice began to sing. Xylion nodded. “This is actually pretty good. Just like back home.”
Human Isaac snickered. Xylion frowned. “What?”
He didn’t have to answer. Xylion heard it. The sound of sudden screaming. Instead of the smooth voice, he heard them yelling at him about ‘devils’ and ‘shoulder’s. Xylion almost screamed in fear.
Human Fredrick quickly turned it off. Human Isaac chuckled. “Alright, my turn, fellas.”
Xylion was terrified. What could Human Isaac be showing?
He immediately heard a voice talking. It was repeating ‘back’, and then it began talking about coffins. Xylion shook his head. “No, I don’t like it.”
Human Isaac sighed as he turned the music off. “You didn’t like any of that?”
Human jenny shook her head. “You’re impossible to please, Xylion.”
Xylion shook his head, and then recalled something. “Say, why were you guys fighting over the songs? Don’t you all like them?”
Human Isaac laughed. “Puh-lease! Us humans are even harder to please than you, Xylion! No one likes the exact same music as someone else! There’s so much to choose from that it’s virtually impossible!”
“There’s more than just those songs?”
Human Jenny nodded. “Of course there is. Why wouldn’t there be?”
“You mean you don’t just have five different performers?”
“There’s thousands of bands and artists out there. I mean, I don’t even know all of them, and I am a music savvy.” Human Isaac said, shrugging.
Xylion nodded. “So you don’t even know all of your own music makers, and there are different ways to create music?”
HUman Fredrick nodded. “For example, Megan Trainor is classified as a pop singer slash songwriter, Eminem is classified as a hip hop slash rapper. Ice Nine Kills is classified as a Metalcore band. And Skillet is a Christian Rock band. There’s a lot more genres, like Country, Spanish, Punk, and Alternative, just to name a few. Music is very diverse on Earth.”
Xylion was about to answer when the sound of pounding feet was heard and Zellnor and Sil’keen appeared in the doorway. Xylion stood up and saluted his Captain. “Sir, it was just the humans listening to their music too loud.” He stated, looking to his superior.
Zellnor relaxed. “Thank goodness. Now, please listen to your music in a quieter volume, alright?”
The humans all nodded, and Human Fredrick typed something in, and a song began to play.
Me: i’m sure Shiro will be back eventually and in his absence it will be fun to see the others try to take on different Lions and struggle with forming Voltron without Shiro there, the characters will be challenged and that’s a great opportunity for growth for everyone, maybe we will see Keith develop more of a team mentality especially as we started to see hints of his growth in S2 after the Galra reveal, it might be painful watching the team work together whilst Shiro is gone but i’m sure the ultimate point of the storyline will be to reinforce the message that Shiro is vital to Voltron and everyone is ideally matched to their Lions and whilst we can sometimes learn and grow from being pushed outside of our comfort zones ultimately we are all contributing value to the team no matter what role we take on
This Screaming Dumpster Fire of a Fandom: OMG I’M SO GLAD SHIRO IS FINALLY OUT OF THE WAY SO KEITH CAN LEAD, THE OTHERS CAN’T GROW WITH SHIRO THERE i mean eh i’m sure shiro will come back, idek maybe he’s gone for good or whatever, he’ll probably come back and just chill in the castle or whatever i’m not really bothered I’M SO PUMPED FOR KEITH BEING THE LEADER HE’S GONNA BE A MUCH BETTER LEADER THAN SHIRO EVER WAS, SHIRO HATED BEING BLACK PALADIN HE SUFFERED TOO MUCH HE’S A TERRIBLE LEADER, NOW HE’S GONE KEITH CAN FINALLY TAKE OVER PERMANENTLY AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW IT’S DONE, KEITH IS THE REAL BLACK PALADIN
Me: anyway Shiro is the only true Black Paladin Lion Switching is cursed i hate everything about it and i hope Keith fails
JADE: like i get closer to my aspect, but further away from everyone i love, and further from… JADE: feeling like a person? JADE: its just a really empty feeling after a while JADE: empty like… JADE: space i guess JADE: heh
have you got any idea how much i love jade? with my whole heart and soul?
So in Space Seed, Spock finds it illogical to grudgingly admire Khan’s superhuman leadership and magnetism while being against his actions…in A Taste of Armageddon, the very next episode, Spock is confronted with the most logical, computerized of wars…and perhaps truly gets what it means to understand, but not approve.
Summary: You’ve been teasing Roman for a couple of days since got back
and when your parents ask the two of you out for dinner, Roman decides to show
you what the consequences are.
(A/N) This idea popped up in my head after seeing gifs of Roman in a suit and I
just had to write it down and share it with you guys. And thank you so much
@x-fivefoot for helping me out😘♥️. This is also hella long so enjoy guys
‘’Like what you see Reigns,’’ I asked with a smirk on
my face as I picked some clothes off the floor in our bedroom, my ass in full
display. I didn’t have to turn around to know that his eyes were on me with
every move I made.
‘’In fact, I love what I see.’’ He murmured. It was a
hot summer night and even though it was still bright outside, we decided to
just relax a bit.
‘’You do?’’ I turned around and crossed my arms,
grabbing the underside of my shirt. I pulled it over my head and put it on the
chair, leaving me in only my shorts and lace bra. The fabric hardly covered
anything since it was see through. He nodded and threw the sports magazine he
was reading beside him as I climbed onto the bed. Too slow in action, Roman
reached out for my waist and pulled me on top of him so I was straddling his
waist. I bit my lip and wrapped my arms around his shoulders.
‘’You look better everytime I come back home,’’ he
groaned. I slowly grinded myself against him, feeling him getting harder second
‘’I know,’’ I whispered in his ear. His hands guided
my hips, setting a pace. As soon as I felt his hands travel up to unclasp my
bra , I stopped and climbed off him. ‘’I’m so tired,’’ I yawned. He looked at
me wide eyed.
‘’Baby come one,’’ he whined, ‘’That’s not fair.’’
‘’What do you mean?’’ I innocently asked and kissed
him on his check.
‘’Y/n please, all I got from you since I got back is
teasing and it’s getting on my nerves.’’
‘’There’s no need for that, we have all the time of
the world. Besides that, what’s wrong with me being tired?’’
‘’Yeah sure, you’re ‘tired’,’’ he grunted and rolled
on his side, his back facing me. ‘’You’ve been ‘tired’ for literally four
‘’Ahw come on Ro, don’t be mad, I promise you’ll have
your way with me before you’re on the road again,’’ I sweetly said as I hung
over his side. His eyes were closed and he looked quite irritated. I don’t want
to say that I love seeing him this mad, but I kinda do to be completely honest.
Last time when he was home, he was the one who was teasing the shit out of me
by whispering dirty things in my ear in public, such as ‘’I wanna fuck you so
hard that you’ll be begging me to stop,’’ or ‘’I bet you’re all wet for me
babygirl, I can’t wait to eat you out and make you moan my name.’’ He’d get me
all turned on and once we got home, he decided to ignore his promises and
pretend nothing ever happened. The man even denied saying it. So this time, I
decided to play fair and tease him back.
‘’I hope so for your sake,’’ he chuckled and turned on
his back again with me on top of him. ‘’You’re lucky I love you.’’
‘’Aawh you’re so sweet,’’ I smiled and kissed his
lips. As much as I wanted him, I had to tell myself not to do anything because
it was payback. ‘’I love you too, my beautiful husband.’’
‘’Yeah sure,’’ he joked.
‘’You’re only acting like this because you’re not
getting laid.’’ I seriously said as I placed my arms on his broad chest, my
head on my hands.
‘’Maybe, maybe not. Anyways, I’m just happy to be
‘’That’s the nicest thing you’ve said so far,’’ I
laughed. He shook his head and laughed along. ‘’But for real though, I’m really
tired so I’m off.’’
‘’I’ll pretend to believe you and try to sleep as
‘’I don’t care if you believe me or not, I’m tired and
I need my sleep.’’ I rolled off him and lied down on my stomach. I could feel
Roman shift his weight, pulling me close to him with his arm, his face nuzzling
in the crook of my neck. Just like that, we both drifted off.
I woke up by the rays of sunlight falling across my
face. I slightly opened my eyes and sat up. Roman was not beside me so I figured
he was in the bathroom or something. Looking on my phone, I saw that it was
already 1 pm. I had several missed calls from my mom so I decided to facetime
‘’Honey, how are you and Roman doing,’’ she happily
said as she answered right away. ‘’You just woke up, didn’t you.’’
‘’Maybe,’’ I smiled, ‘’We’re great, what about you and
‘’Couldn’t be better hun. I was wondering if the two
of you are free tonight.’’
‘’Uhm, yeah, I think so,’’ I thought out loud. Roman
came walking into the room with a plate of
fruit. ‘’Are you free tonight?’’ I asked him.
‘’I don’t know,’’ I laughed, ‘’what did you have in
‘’How does a dinner sound? Just the four of us. You
and Roman and me and your dad.’’ She excitedly said. I could tell that this was
something she wanted for a long time.
‘’Sounds good to me,’’ Roman said as he sat down on
the edge of the bed.
‘’Alright then, a dinner it is,’’ I answered with a
‘’Oh that’s lovely, I’ll meet you guys at 7 at that
new Italian place that just had their grand opening. Love you both,’’ she
almost shouted. Before one of us could say anything, she hung up.
‘’Good afternoon,’’ Roman chuckled. ‘’I figured you
could use something healthy since all you’ve been eating is junk food. Not to
mention how unhealthy you’ll be eating tonight.’’
‘’You’re just jealous because all you have to do is
eat healthy,’’ I stuck my tongue out and grabbed the plate with fruit. ‘’I
normally wouldn’t do this but you can pick my dress for tonight, as long as it
stays decent.’’ I warned him. He had this huge smirk on his face as he walked
towards the closet. ‘’Decent, I said.’’
‘’I know, I know, don’t worry. I know what decent
means.’’ He laughed and opened the doors, looking at all the clothing. ‘’I’ll
bet that not even half of the clothes are mine,’’ Roman joked.
‘’A woman with taste, needs her space,’’ I proudly
‘’Touché.’’ He absently said as he sat down and opened
the box with all my dresses. After studying all of my dresses for about 10
minutes, he stood up. ‘’This one,’’ he held the dress in front of him. I always
knew Roman had an amazing taste and I couldn’t fight him on that. It was a long
black dress with a slit at two sides of my leg, almost reaching my waist, so
that both of my legs would be shown. It had a V neck and spaghetti straps. ‘’You’re
wearing this one, whether you like it or not,’’ he chuckled.
‘’Alright, that one it is.’’ I put the plate away and
crawled over to the end of the bed and grabbed him by the collar of his
t-shirt, pulling him close to me. My lips barely touched his and when he was
about to lean in, I grabbed the dress and backed away.
‘’You’re gonna pay for that,’’ he groaned. I just
giggled and walked to the bathroom to get ready.
‘’You done baby?’’ Roman yelled from downstairs. ‘’We
gotta leave, it’s almost 7.’’
‘’Almost babe,’’ I yelled back. I stood in front of
the mirror, admiring the way I looked. My hair was curled, I didn’t wear any
make up besides mascara, eyeliner and lipstick. The dress Roman picked looked
really good on me, even if I’m saying it myself. My curves were showing just
right. I wore my black heels and made my way down the stairs.
‘’Oh jheeze,’’ Roman said impressed, ‘’damn babygirl,
you look breathtaking.’’
‘’Why thank you, you look breathtaking yourself as
well,’’ I smiled, meaning what I said. He was wearing a checkered white and
blue shirt with a white and blue striped tie. The jacket, just like his pants,
were blue-ish. He always looked beautiful so this time there was no difference.
‘’Means a lot coming from my beautiful wife,’’ he
grabbed my waist and pulled me close to him. I couldn’t back away this time, I
also didn’t want to, he just looked, smelled, felt so good. He kissed me and
smiled against my lips.
‘’Oh shush Reigns, let’s go.’’ I giggled. As I turned
around, he gave my ass a gentle squeeze before walking outside and locking the
door behind him. The car ride was just as usual; us singing along with every
song on the radio, even though we didn’t even know the song, talking about how
pissed he was that Vince wouldn’t let him wear his new gear. I enjoyed moments
like this, knowing we both could talk about anything. Once we arrived, we could
see my parents their car parked a little further.
‘’This place is actually pretty nice tho,’’ he
admitted as he took my hand in his. We both walked into the restaurant, stunned
with how pretty it looked; white and red as the main colors, ivy on the celling
and there was an outside part. The waiter said my mom and dad took place at the
outside area, which I figured since my mom loves having dinner outside.
‘’Y/n, Roman, my babies,’’ my mom happily said as she
stood up to give us a hug. ‘’How are the two of you doing?’’
‘’We’re fine mom,’’ I smiled.
‘’Son, how much do you train because each time I see
you, it seems like you’re getting even more muscular than you already are.’’ My
dad joked, making Roman laugh.
‘’With my training schedule, it’s possible sir.’’ He
replied with a smile. We all sat down and talked a bit before looking at the
menu. While being focused on the dishes, I felt Roman’s hand on my bare thigh,
sliding up higher. I batted his hand away, but he kept bringing it to the same
‘’So, how’s your career doing?’’ My dad asked Roman.
‘’It’s amazing sir, being able to do what I love every
day, makes it even better. The only con is not being home so often,’’ he said,
his hand was now on my inner thigh, making me shift in my seat. That was pointless
since he is super strong and held me still with just his hand. ‘’But the time I
am at home is also the time I love the most.’’
‘’That’s great to hear,’’ my dad smiled. ‘’How was
your time on the road this time?’’
‘’It was amazing, I got to see so many places and meet
different people,’’ Roman answered. His hand was now rubbing me through the
thin material of my panties, making me hold back a moan. I looked over to him,
but he was pretending to pay attention to the menu. As I was about to speak, he
crept his hand under the thin material, his index finger circling my clit. I
covered my mouth with my hand, pretending to yawn. I could kick his ass right
now. I started to realize why he picked that dress. He always mentioned how
much he adored ‘easy access’ and this dress was just that with the slit as high
as my thigh.
‘’So honey, how are you doing?’’ my mom asked me.
‘I-I’m fine,’’ I stuttered, trying to sound normal. His
finger was now slowly pushing inside of me, making it hard to even think.
‘’How is it while Roman is on the road? How do you
keep yourself busy?’’ My dad curiously asked.
‘’It’s hard, of course, but I mostly keep myself busy
with watching movies, reading and my own work,’’ I almost moaned as he added
his middle finger inside of me as well, pushing his fingers deeper. I glanced
over next to me and he just looked at me with the sweetest smile.
‘’Good to hear you have a source of distraction.’’
‘’I agree, it’s
hard to leave my wife all alone so I’m happy she can take care of herself.’’ Roman answered with a huge smile on his face.
This bastard. To make things even worst, he started to rub my clit with his
thumb, making my orgasm build with lighting speed. I let out a deep sigh, my
breathing got heavier, the pleasure started to build in my lower abdomen. My
insides started to clench around his fingers as she was now pumping in and out
of me very slowly. There was absolutely no way that I was going to cum near my
parents, that’s just insane.
‘’Hi there, can I take your orders?’’ the waiter
smiled sweetly. Roman withdrew his fingers and gave me a smirk. The emptiness
made me whimper quietly. I could slap him right now.
‘’We both would like the pasta with tomato-basil
sauce,’’ Roman answered.
‘’What a gentleman, ordering for his lady as well,’’
my mom smiled. If only she knew what kind of ‘gentle man’ he is being this
exact moment. ‘’We’ll have the lasagna please.’’
‘’I wrote that down, anything to drink?’’
‘’A bottle of water will do,’’ my dad answered. The
waiter nodded and walked away with writing everything down. When my parents
were in a conversation, Roman licked his fingers and hummed while doing so. My
stomach turned, wanting him more than ever at the moment.
‘’I bet you taste better than the food baby,’’ he whispered
into my ear. Great, now the roles were turned, again. I gave him a ‘are you
serious’ look and all he did was grinning. ‘’I can imagine how bad you want me
‘’You’re a fucking dick,’’ I said through gritted
teeth, regretting my choice of words right away. But I could play dirty as
well. I bit my lip and my placed my hand on his leg, rubbing up and down.
‘’Y/n,’’ Roman groaned lowly, ‘’I’m warning you.’’
‘’Hmm? What’d you say?’’ I asked innocently as I
started to massage his dick through his pants. ‘’Two can play this game,
‘’This ain’t no game, you have no idea what you just
started babygirl.’’ He dangerously said. I smirked back at him while slowly
rubbing his dick up and down at an agonizingly slow pace, causing his breath to
quicken. He glared back at me, giving me a death stare and I abruptly stopped.
‘’I gotta use the restroom, be right back.’’ I
announced with a smile.
‘’Alright sweetheart,’’ my mom replied. I adjusted my
dress before standing up and making my way to the ladies room. I was just about
to open the door when a hand suddenly appeared, blocking my way. I turned around
to see it was Roman.
‘’What do you think you’re doing?’’ he hissed.
‘’Playing back your own game,’’ I grinned.
‘’I warned you y/n.’’ He ushered me into the restroom,
making sure that there was no one there. The door was being shut firmly as I
bit my lip and looked at him up and down. ‘’You shouldn’t do that, you know
what it does to me.’’
‘’What does it do? I can’t remember,’’ I said,
pretending I forgot.
‘’You know exactly what it does…’’ he whispered as he
wrapped his muscular arms around my waist and pulled me in for a deep kiss. His
tongue licked my bottom lip, making me shiver. Without warning, he grabbed my
ass and lifted me up, slamming my back against the cold door. ‘’You gonna keep
‘’Maybe,’’ I answered and bit my lip on purpose. Roman
groaned and kissed my neck as he slipped his fingers inside of me for the
second time this day. I could be a lot more vocal here, luckily for me and for
him since I know how much he enjoys me expressing how good he makes me feel. ‘’Roman,
I need you inside of me right now,’’ I admitted under my breath.
‘’Now you do huh?’’ He mumbled against my neck as I
felt him unzipping his pants and pulling it down along with his underwear. I
could feel the tip against my center and I arched my back, wanting to feel
more. He chuckled and slid his thick length inside of me in a fluid motion.
‘’Oh my god..’’ I moaned. He lets me adjust for a few
seconds before he starts to thrust. I missed feeling him fill me up like this
and he knew.
‘’Goddamn baby, you’re so wet. I missed you,’’ He
panted, ‘’fuck I missed your pussy.’’
‘’I missed you too, oh shit,’’ I cried out as he sped
up, gripping my waist tighter. ‘’Roman…I’m so close.’’
‘’Already?’’ He asked as he started to rub my clit,
making me grip his bicep tighter. I nodded and he chuckled. ‘’I can’t blame you
‘’F-fuck you,’’ I chuckled breathless. He smiled and
looked down to where our bodies joined. ‘’Roman please.’’
‘’Cum for me baby,’’ he looked me straight in the eyes
as he grinded his hips slowly; so slow that I could feel every vein. The
friction made me tingle. ‘’That’s it y/n, cum for daddy.’’
‘’Romann,’’ I moaned loudly as I reached my high.
Right after, I could feel him release inside of me. We stood in the exact same
position to catch our breaths and once we did, he gently pulled out of me and
placed me back on my heels again.
‘’I’m so happy I told you to wear that dress,’’ Roman
said as he pulled his pants back up.
‘’I should’ve known what you were up to,’’ I laughed.
I carefully walked towards the mirror and fixed myself. Roman came up from
behind me and wrapped his arms around me, kissing my neck. ‘’We should get back
to my parents before they wonder where we are.’’
‘’You’re probably right, let’s see who gives in first.’’
‘’You’re unbelievable Reigns,’’ I smiled and shook my