taste of killing

anonymous asked:

How about some horrortale brothers?

You got it my fine friend!
Axe (Horrortale Sans):
- Is in the running for the most paranoid of any… well anyone, anywhere.
- Does not sleep, even though he pretends too.
- Has developed a taste for killing other mosters but not for how they taste.
- Will never tell Teeth where the food comes from.
- Loves creeping people out by staring at them, just staring. It is very creepy.
- He still likes puns but he has to think about them for a while before he can actually say it.

Teeth (Horrortale Papyrus)
- Is so cute and in so much denial.
- Has basicly crated an imaginary world where the food is not monsters/humans, and everything else is not crazy messed up.
- Once found out about where the food comes from. He fainted and now just won’t remember it.
- His puzzles are actually clever and well thought out.
- Talks to everyone he meets, even if they wont talk back.
- Gets sad when others won’t eat his spaghetti.

boss ass sith

a playlist for darth vader to pump himself up before he goes out and murders everybody or cuts off his son’s hand (aka a playlist for anakin’s inner sass) listen

dedicated to @swingsdown 

Okay, here’s the thing, fuck all writing advice that tells you how to do your story or write your scenes, because guess what! THEY ARE NOT THE ONE’S WRITING THE STORY!!! I can not stress this enough, you are the one with the vision for how YOUR story is supposed to go. Only you know how to tell this story. Only you. Fuck anyone who’s like “Prologues are bad, blah, blah blah,” “Don’t kill your main character off early, I feel cheated, blah, blah, blah” or “Starting off with a dream sequence makes me feel like I’ve been lied to” GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE, WE WRITE THINGS TO INVOKE A FEELING, BE IT GOOD OR BAD, ITS A FEELING TO GET YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE CHARACTERS FEEL DUMBASS

i. (why do you write?)

ii. you see the boy over there sweating blood through his palms and screaming through his eyes? he doesn’t have a voice, so i speak for him.

iii. (why do you write?)

iv. you see the beauty of the girl sitting in front of you? no? that’s because it’s inside. the cloying scent of roses will suffocate me if i don’t exhale it like smoke.

v. (why)

vi. i write to die.

vii. (do)

viii. i write to be saved.

ix. (you)

x. i write because the words are all i can taste.

xi. (kill yourself with words?)

xii. and i write because the words are sweet.

—  why do you write? // abby, day 157

anonymous asked:

I think it's extremely cringey that people write "CAME HERE FROM KS!!! WHO ELSE~ <3 <3<3???", "SANGWOO OPPA HAS GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC" under Killing Me Softly videos on youtube. Guys, can you not? I get it, we all love KS, but its getting annoying (and embarrassing, tbh. Doesn't shed a good light on this fandom). So please....

Every time I read the word Oppa I always think of this ungodly picture: 

The sweet taste of Irony

Marc Guggenheim: *kills Laurel Lance for no reason*
Laurel fans: *get mad*
Olicity fans: OMG you guys, this was creative decision, respect the writers! WE LOVE YOU MARC x3
Olicity fans: * try to trend #WeLoveArrow after LL was killed and sent presents to the writers on Warner’s LA offices*

*season 5*

Marc Guggenheim: * slowly start to kill the Olicity shit after 2 years of constant complaining from the rest of the fandom and the obviously ratings/quality decline of the show itself*
Olicity fans: -  What? No!!!! give us Olicity and OTA, you CAN’T do this to US, we put you there and WE CAN’T TAKE YOU OUT!
Marc Guggenheim: *teases Olicity fans after 5 weeks hearing the ratings drop is due lack of Olicity even when it started right after Black Canary was killed (4x20)*
Olicity fans: Fuck you Marc, you are gonna regret this!

Literally every (still remaining) Arrow fan who is not a Olicity shipper: