DID YOU WATCH THE SEASON RECAP THINGY ON TWITTER BC OHHH MY GOD,, THEY'RE FUCKING WITH US SO HARD
@mittensmorgul is a gem and found this for me because I haven’t seen it on my dash
… I would probably be able to react to this better if I could understand lyrics easily but that’s a real issue for me with audio comprehension so I’m just going to enjoy this and someone else can squint at the song choice :P
seems so far to just be random 1sec shots from the season, and I mean random as hell
Family! Pie! Photos! yeah that all seems par the course
then the great hug marathon, and Cas and Dean hugging and Sam and Eileen right next to each other, followed immediately by that one time Crowley got a hug… Oh dear. Does that mean anything? My heart is going faster just to see a DeanCas hug immediately followed by Saileen :P I suppose it’s just a The Hugs Of Season 12 part, and I regret Dean did not randomly hug Rowena in 12x11 because she’s left out :<
Speight continues to be worth every penny for sticking poor old Wally at the back of the Dramatic Slow Mo Walk so no one would see him when they re-use this footage over and over
Distressed Winchester Close Ups and I love that we got these 2 next to each other because I don’t think anyone wrote meta comparing during the season even though we were all Emotionally Compromised by both:
because I have seriously just paused to think harder about this instead of just letting the video play >.> Blah blah loss of self blah blah Cas death foreshadowing blah blah Dean losing Cas blah I’ma hit play, I was just starting to enjoy this
WERE THOSE THE VAMPIRES FROM 1x20? WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY DOING IN HERE? WERE THEY IN A RECAP OR FLASHBACK CONNECTED TO THE COLT OR SOMETHING
*more 12x09 and 12x15 running in the woods recapping instead of explaining that*
oops I forgot Lucifer was on this show
More burned wings from 12x10 in short succession because ouch
Dean n Ketch drinking followed immediately by Mary and Ketch looking heterosexually at each other putting 12x14 and 12x12 back to back. Bold move.
Like, random selection of Things again after showing the Colt and it shooting. Just like, random shots they like I guess. Rowena getting splattered by that guy Crowley killed for her reminds me a LOT of the Pastry Mishap in 8x08 and I never said at the time so as not to ruin the moment but of all the blood/cake splatters in the show those 2 are most alike
Eeeeey layering Dean and Ketch shooting off their grenade launchers and showing the end result as the one where Cas watches unbothered by it. Now THAT is a meta point I muttered to myself somewhere in my 12x22 madness (I was pretty feverish that week)… All the Ketch-related character mirroring and Dean using it to free himself but also that Cas is ~immune~ so to speak of all this grenade launcher posturing. And all the subtextual links to Dean breaking down those walls leading him closer to Cas, who is beyond all that posturing…
And then blurry sad Winchesters and Mary being sad and - Gavin? - and back to TFW and Mary being sad…
*random clips mushed together again that I don’t think there’s enough conspiracy to link all these moments like Crowley coming back and being stabbed and Kelly’s suicide attempt and Ketch driving by on his bike* A lot of shit happened in season 12. This montage has a lot of MotW stuff.
I LOVED them putting Dean going “pew” with the Colt to Mrs Umbridge being shot
This is the slow music, people slowly looking up and then having glowing eyes section, and then a bunch of witchcraft and magic, everyone running, MORE hugs they missed earlier… More sad Winchesters over “nothing else matters” before cutting to Cas and Kelly - uh, I think he does :P
Loved them using Dean being punted through the door by Billie in 12x06 side by side with Sam and Dean being punted back out the portal in 12x23 because that links COOOOSMIC CONSEQUENCES that much nicer
REALLY getting into the fighting and explosions and then they included the bit where Dean slammed Cas against a wall and my brain shorted out and dropped back in at Dean riding Larry.
I’m glad Larry was in this
WHY WAS THE ONLY THING ANYONE SAID SO FAR DEAN’S “NO” FOR CAS BEING STABBED? THAT’S JUST CRUEL
AND THEN A RESPECTFUL FADE FROM BLACK TO SLOW MO BYE BYE MARY LIKE NOTHING ELSE GOT A FADE TO BLACK YET
Oh Mary got one for being stuck in the AU (not Lucifer, no one cares about you, Lucifer)
And Kelly got a really short one
Oh NO and then the “nothing else matters” over Cas’s face close up and Dean all sad and asdfgjlkfhs they already SHOWED the last shot of the season earlier! THEY CHANGED IT SO THE LAST SHOT HERE WAS THE DESTIEL END OF SEASON SHOT.
And Dean all helpless and hey watch season 13 on Thursday October the ducking 12th.
And the 13 Death tarot card because this show is Edgy but not edgy enough to air on Friday the 13th and it hates it
You can taste the bitterness.
I hope Death comes back
I hope Death comes back and it turns out they’re Billie and have been all along
I hope Death comes back and is like “I AM GONE FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS WHAT THE FUCK WINCHESTERS”