Bruh I remembered today for some reason when that “shoving breadsticks into my purse at a date in the Olive Garden” meme was around, and I mentioned on my old blog that “lmao what about people that live in countries where there’s no olive garden?” and the next day I got a message from someone telling me that they were very sorry for me because I couldn’t “taste the awesome Mediterranean food of olive garden”
and I was like “…. buddy”
listen buddy. I live ON the Mediterranean. Literally, I walk for 15 min and I’m IN the Mediterranean, in the water. What the fuck even I live on the Mediterranean diet every day man and you are telling me I “don’t get to taste the Mediterranean” of some fake american overpriced chain? Bruh I bet they don’t even use extra virgin olive oil.