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Have You Ever Wondered?
  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby”  when babies  Wake  up every two hours?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • Do you cry under water?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?  
  • Did you ever stop and wonder……
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
  • Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”
  • Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !
  • Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
  • Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  • Stop singing and read on … … . .…
  • Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  • Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all

Reasons why we love Alexander Skarsgård -  Veintitantos (June 2016) [x]

Updated with full translation from @beaufortplace Thank you SO MUCH, Judith!

Reasons why we love Alexander Skarsgård

1 - Do you like old vampire movies? You have something in common with him! He is a fan of the Dracula played by Béla Lugosi.

2 - He knows that his self-confidence doesn’t reside in either his looks or his beautiful green eyes. “It’s an artistic suicide to be incredibly vain”.

3 - The Mayan Ruins of Tulum are one of his favorite places to visit in Mexico. And he says he’s drawn to the cheerfulness and honesty of the Latinos.

4 - He finds it hard to follow a diet (he adores pizza and pasta), however you just have to take a look at his muscular body to see that he’s very disciplined.

5 - He looked super sexy in True Blood but wait to see him in The Legend of Tarzan, which will be released soon.

Quiz: Which Unofficial Disney Princess Would be Your Partner in Crime?

Cinderella, Belle, Mulan, Jasmine — we all know the names of the Disney princesses that stole the hearts of every little kid across the world. But while the animated royals are definitely the most popular characters in the world of Mickey Mouse, they’re definitely not the only ones who children should want to be or become best friends with. In fact, some of the “unofficial princesses,” that is, those who are stars of Disney films but aren’t technically royalty, are some of the most badass ladies around! But which one would be your partner in crime? Take the quiz!

you know that moment in Swan Song where Killian is waving his finger going “no no”? Well all I can think of is Tarzan doing the same thing [“no no no” -clears throat- “i’m jane”] and I will never take that moment seriously 

honestly u can make a good percabeth au for like every single disney movie

  • anastasia!annabeth/dmitri!percy
  • odette!annabeth/derek!percy
  • jane!annabeth/tarzan!percy
  • eric!annabeth/ariel!percy
  • adam!annabeth/belle!percy (listen. i know that annabeth is the one who loves to read, but if u look at their personalities, annabeth is way more adam than belle, and percy is way more belle than adam)
  • jasmine!annabeth/aladdin!percy
  • rapunzel!annabeth/eugene!percy
  • megara!annabeth/hercules!percy

theyre such a versatile ship

inintendo92 asked:

Even though I love The Lion King & it's my favorite movie but I agree that Disney should move on and focus on different things and writing new stories, not too much on something that is a massive hit. Besides, just because TLK is my all time favorite that doesn't mean I think it's The only Great Disney movie. Im a huge Disney fan and there are plenty great Disney movies out there like Hunchback of Notre Dome, Mulan, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Treasure Planet, Tarzan, and Treasure Planet.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Again, I know Frozen made money but it’s been three years and instead of balancing the market with Frozen merch, it’s been flooded with it. That’s not good like at all. You don’t want to do that at all. You never want people to be tired of your product

theteacupprinciple asked:

Aaah i live in Europe too ahah I've never been to Disney world but we have Disney Land here and it's pretty cool !! Choosing a disney movie is so hard ... 🙈 i guess mine would have to be beauty and the beast but man ... Up broke me ... And tangled and tarzan and the princess and the frog ... 😂😂 LOVE UR BLOG !

Up fucking killed me! Ugh I love Disney so much. Like you have no idea. I can sit and talk about it for hours!! Lol

What We Know: Moana

Disney’s newest animated film Moana will hit theaters on November 23, 2016. Check out what we know so far!

1. The Story

Moana tells the story of a teenager who must set sail in the Pacific Ocean in order to save her people. Moana crosses paths with the once-mighty demigod Maui who helps her on her journey. The pair face many obstacles along the way including giant sea monsters. As Moana searches to fulfill the quest of her ancestors she ends up finding herself in the process. 

2. The Cast

The lead part of Moana is played by Hawaii native Auli’i Cravalho. The above video summarizes her audition process. The demigod Maui will be voiced by Dwayne Johnson and Disney alum Alan Tudyk is listed as an unnamed additional voice. Those are the only cast members listed so far on the film’s imdb page

3. The Music 

The film’s score will be a collaboration between Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda, Tarzan’s Mark Mancina, and Samoan musician Opetaia Foa’i. Miranda posted a tweet earlier this year hinting at the music that he promises will make us cry.

4. The Filmmakers 

Moana is written and directed by Ron Clements and John Musker. They also wrote and directed The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and The Princess and the Frog. You know, just three of the most quotable and lovable Disney animated films. Although we still haven’t seen an official trailer for Moana, I have a lot of faith in these two. I have high hopes that Moana will join the long list of successful Disney animated films.