Okay no but imagine this. Crowley and Aziraphale going shopping and Aziraphale finding the single most hideous tartan sweater vest ever created with in five minutes of entering the store. It is so bad that Crowley just stares at it in disbelief for a long moment before face-palming and going, “No. Just no. Put it back, angel.”
Aziraphale frowns at him and holds the monstrosity tighter in case the demon tries to take it from him. Crowley resigns himself to the fact the angel is going to get the vest and prepares to be visually assaulted by the thing next time they do lunch.