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Target Holiday 2016 Commercial Grocery

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiIs9jFjJjoから)

11.9.15

how you blow your next paycheck…

Aries: bath bombs
Taurus: buying an expensive telescope because if that doesn’t get you laid, what will 
Gemini: fluffing up your vinyl collection 
Cancer: the target holiday section
Leo: dozens of those fucking gourmet cupcakes
Virgo: student loans
Libra: overpriced martinis with fancy names
Scorpio: the “Secret Sister” facebook gift scam
Sagittarius: up your nose
Capricorn:  In-App purchases
Aquarius: Star Wars collectibles on eBay
Pisces: what paycheck

Toy Buying Hacks for Target

So it’s that time of year to start buying presents, but this applies to people who are also just collecting toys of any kind. And as a Monster High collector I know how this goes. 

So Target has a WISHLIST app if you use this you get 10% off the items on the list. You just need to start an account and add things to the list, as long as it’s on the list it will give you the 10%.

There are going to be lots of COUPONS until the holidays today the 25% for toys ENDS and there will be a new coupon starting tomorrow. Check the website, the toy magazine at the front of the store, and in the toy isles there will be signs saying “TEXT ______ to TARGET” the current 25% off is TOYS1. Again this coupon expires today NOVEMBER 7TH

REDcards get you an extra 5% off your total purchase. This is totally up to you and I get why people are hesitant but listen to your cashier as they talk about it and they can give you more info. PLUS the cashier will get a small bonus for each one they get people to sign up for. A free coffee is always a nice treat for the shit they have to put up with. 

Have PHARMACY REWARDS. Every 5 prescriptions gives you a 5% off coupon that you can use for one day as many times as you want to. This comes with the REDcard, but I believe you can also set it up with the pharmacy, but I am not 100% sure on that.

CARTWHEEL is a phone app that has % off items. Everyday until Christmas there will be on toy that goes on sale for 50%. It’s 100% free and saves you a shit ton of money. SERIOUSLY for everyday if you shop at target GET IT. You just need a smartphone.  It updates throughout the week, there are a set amount set for Sunday to Saturday and then some that are good for Wednesday to the following Thursday or so. As well as others that last for a few weeks. (Like for instance this week was 25% off women’s clothing, 10% off socks and tights, and last week there was a one day 40% off boots.) 

Bonus: you work for target and get your discount on top of it all. (Hellyeah) 

The best part? You can use these all together. Yesterday I helped someone who was buying a toy for her daughter, it was $99.99 (crazy right?)

It was on Cartwheel for 10% off, she used the 25% off coupon and the 10% from wishlist she got it for $58. But if she had the REDcard and pharmacy rewards she would have saved more money. 

So yes go forth and buy toys!

If you have any questions feel free to message me~

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Alright ladies and gents, “trail mix” prepping is over.

I made 6 bags, all of them different (except one), and they ALL come out to 7 points.

I wrote down what each bag has in case anyone wants ideas.

Also, the pretzel and muddy buddy paks are from the snack packs I buy after a target holiday. Additionally, I break up the pretzels and animal crackers so they last longer.

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Come on, don’t argue with me that Mabel would never do this. I just really wanna see her make her family beautiful matching sweaters! This pic was inspired by Target’s super tacky Holiday Sweaters. (I hope this hasn’t been done.)

Target x Neiman Marcus
“Holiday 24” Campaign 2012
Photo: Craig McDean
Leading stylist: Alex White
Hair stylist: Orlando Pita
Model: Karlie Kloss
Latex: House of Harlot

The Target x Neiman Marcus Holiday Collection included 24 CFDA members:
Alice + Olivia, Altuzarra, Band of Outsiders, Brian Atwood, Carolina Herrera, Marchesa, Oscar de la Renta, Philip Crangi, Prabal Gurung, Proenza Schouler, Derek Lam, Diane von Furstenberg, Eddie Borgo, Jason Wu, Judith Leiber, Lela Rose, Marc Jacobs, rag & bone, Robert Rodriguez, Rodarte, Skaist-Taylor, Thom Browne, Tory Burch, Tracy Reese