Best thing to happen at work

So im working at Target as a cashier in North Carolina, USA and the night is going on as usual (couponers, rude customers, crying babies and all the things that make retail workers despise the human race) and suddenly these two girls come through my line. They were, id say about 4 to 7, give or take, and they were adorable so i give them some stickers that we have. Well the oldest girl goes ‘brofist’ to her sister and im like ‘hold up.’ So i ask them if they know–and then i pull out my best 'PEEEEEEEEWWWDIEPIEEEEEE’ and they just gasp in shock and say they do!! And then i ask them, with my best deeply sensual man voice, (btw, im a 20 yr old girl so do the math on how well that went), 'hello everybody my name is meeeeeeeeekiplieeeeeer’ and they just jump and squeal! And then i left the best for last! Or should i say, boss for last, and gave them a big 'WAPSH!!’ ✋🏻TOPPA THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!!!’ And they all but died and they were so awesome! At this point in time the mother is lookin at me like 'wtf?is she on crack?’ look and i couldnt care less and ring her up talkin to the kids some more. When the transcation is done i tell them to say the outro on the count of three and then all of a sudden all you hear is 'LIKE A BOSS!!!’ From three girls and everyone in the store, includin my managers are just in shock of what just happened and i waved them off. All in all, an aweosme way to end my shift! Thanks @thejacksepticeye for inspiring the young generation and providing high fives all around for everyone! Especially for someone like me who was just so done with the day

Originally posted by booper-dooper

when I worked at target I used to have fantasies where I’d go into a target in minnesota, get lost wandering around the hardware department, find my out to the front of the store and discover I’d wandered into a target in like, georgia or something because all targets look the same, so therefore all targets are linked together on the conceptual plane, and you can wander into one and get lost so thoroughly that you somehow come out of another
Hate groups sending cis men into women's bathrooms to check for trans women
The hate group is sending cisgender men into women's restooms after the retail chain stood by its trans-supportive bathroom policy.

As more states consider legislation that would force transgender people to use the wrong bathrooms, Target recently announced that it would welcome trans people to use whatever bathroom at the store makes them feel safe and comfortable. Anti-LGBT conservatives are furious.

So furious, in fact, that they’re basically modeling the exact situation they’re so afraid of. The American Family Association, for example, has been enlisting cisgender men to enter the women’s bathrooms at Target to “test” the policy. 

And elsewhere in the country, there have already been reports of men following women into bathrooms to “check” their gender, based on their presentation. 

Sandy Rios, AFA’s director of governmental affairs, revealed its new anti-LGBT tactic in a Monday radio interview with Breitbart News.

“We’ve already had people testing this, going into Targets and men trying to go into bathrooms. There is absolutely no barrier,” she told host Stephen Bannon, who said “decent, hard-working people who don’t want their 4-year-old daughter to have to go into a bathroom with a guy with a beard in a dress.”

“The chief concern, even more than just, I think, trauma, certainly for little girls of having men dressed like women coming in their bathrooms, the chief concern of the American Family Association is the predators who will take advantage,” Rios concluded.