taren humfield

anonymous asked:

Wow, Humfy - did you have sex before, or after you lost all your hair? Because if it was while you were bald, you must be one really good seducer.

( C’mon, Anon, who could resist such a charming face? xD
*cough* Before of course. I bet he couldn’t even talk to the person without using vampire seduction in his bold and starving condition. Plus, after his imprisonment ( and loss of hair) he was in no state to have any kids - change into unDead state was too severe … also some problems with beating heart xD )