I’ve been up all night patching together these sound files, so I may as well pass them along. Each of these is approximately one hour long and they’re all perfect for ambient noise purposes, relaxation, meditation or playing at a party to impress (or possibly disconcert) your guests.
[The Doctor enters the TARDIS console room and sees Clara watching an animated feature on the monitor]
The Doctor: Clara, I – oh, what’s this? A fishing documentary?
Clara: No, it’s The Little Mermaid. It’s based on the fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen. [grins sheepishly when she sees a grey eyebrow lift up] What? I love mermaids. I’ve always wanted to be one.
[The Doctor stares at the screen while cupping a hand under his chin]
The Doctor: You do know that mermaids are half human, half fish, right?
Clara: Right, so?
The Doctor[suddenly smirks]: So…if this mermaid creature is half of two different species, then that would mean…
Clara[rolls her eyes]: Don’t say it, please don’t say it–