tardis crash


Here’s a throwback to BBC Children in Need, 10 years ago!

The Tenth Doctor meets the Fifth Doctor for the first time, in ‘Time Crash’.

Dialogue Prompt

“You said blue!”

“I said not blue!”

“No! you said to press the blue button, i pressed the blue button.”

“I said not blue, i am very sure i said to press the one NEXT to the blue button.”
The doctor sighed and leant his head against the tardis console.

They had crash landed, after his companion had pressed the wrong button on the console. He was pretty certain that it was just a short circuit and that once he checked the wires over everything would be hunk-dory.

“Oh well, never mind all that.”
He jumped up to his feet and clapped his hands.

“How about you go have a nap, or a snack… or even read a book. The library has so many good one, you should try Conan Doyle - Sherlock Holmes, now that is a good one… i was Sherlock at one point you know, i even solved a case.” he boasted.

“Why? What are you gonna do then?”

“Oh nothing much, i’m going to check over the wiring, see what got fried and replace it, all boring maintenance work. You are better off in the library with the books and the worlds they have with in them.”

“…” His companion hummed “And out there?”
They gesture to the doors.
“Where did we land?”

“Oh, its a little planet called Rum’bos, planet of the Ty’pos… little fluffy creatures that bounce around and catch and eat fly like insects with their long tongues… like frogs do, they are harmless… but the atmosphere is not quiet harmless… Ill take you out their once i get the TARDIS fixed back up and we find the space suites.”

He smiled and waved them off, turning to the console.
The Companion sighed and walked out the room,
leaving the doctor to his work.

11th Doctor being hella dyspraxic.

Every one of the 11th Doctor’s movements was a challenge for him, however he figured out how to ‘drive’ his body pretty quickly once he got used to the lack of proprioception and poor coordination. One of his tricks for initiating movements was to put a lot of force behind it and then correcting himself once he got himself moving.

Sometimes a simple movement came off as flamboyant or exaggerated. This happened when he knew part or all of his body wasn’t going to obey his command and he had to over-correct to make it look like he intended to do it with flair. 

This is what his body did when he didn’t correct himself fast enough.

Quick And Dirty - That Damn Matrix Theory

It’s no secret  - I have been stuck writing this theory for ages now. The reason is that the theory is so big and so heavily based on all kinds of meta - a lot of which still needs writing or rewriting - that I can’t make my reasoning sound non-crazy, even to those who are familiar with my entire four years worth of nerdy blogging.

So I’m just gonna give you the theory upfront and then I will focus on explaining bits and pieces in future posts. Okay? Okay. Here goes:

1. I think the Matrix reached out through the crack

The Matrix is a virtual reality, storing history and dead people. The crack in Amy’s wall is a tear in the fabric of reality, so it seems plausible that it could connect different Universes and realities, too. Why not a virtual reality, then? Like the Matrix? 

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anonymous asked:

Can you write a soulmate AU with the first words your soulmate says to you (original, I know) for Rose and 10? The twist is that the Doctor has the first words Rose says to him but she doesn't have 9's for her but 10's, so 9 is constantly sad and frustrated when she flirts with Mickey or Adam or Jack. That's also why he is so devasted when he thinks she's dead and why she looks so shocked when he becomes 10. I would write it myself but I literally have no writing skills for fictional texts.

The words changed every time he regenerated. The Doctor was used to it, after going through it nine or ten times (who was counting, anyway?). Sometimes he find them, most times he didn’t. A couple of times, the words had appeared on his back and he hadn’t even bothered reading them. His enemies could read them while they shoot at him as he run away from them.

But this time they were in his forearm, and he had read them over and over, trying to convince himself they were really there and not just a product of his imagination. Perhaps because he was still dealing with a lot of pain, perhaps because after the War, he hadn’t expected them to be there. He hadn’t expected there would be anyone else, he had expected he would be alone. That in this incarnation, after everything he’d done and seen, there just wouldn’t be a soulmate for him.

But the words were there.

“You pulled his arm off!”

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On this day in ‘Doctor Who’ history:

1851 - The Doctor meets a man he believes to be his next incarnation

1869 - The Doctor and Rose meet Charles Dickens in Cardiff and help a maid as she deals with her lifelong internal battle with the deceitful Gelth

1892 - The Doctor and friends face the Great Intelligence head on

1938 - The Doctor narrowly escapes from a hostile spaceship and is recovered by Madge Arwell

1941 - Madge Arwell and her children travel to a distant planet in 5345 through a present given to them by the Doctor

2006 - The newly-regenerated Doctor rests in bed in the Powell Estate as Earth is contacted by the Sycorax

2007 - Donna Noble is transported aboard the TARDIS by the excitation of an ancient particle. Diane Holmes leaves Owen Harper behind as she flies through the Cardiff rift with hopes of returning to 1953.

2008 - The TARDIS crashes into a replica of the Titanic in space

2009 - The Master is resurrected by the warriors of Saxon and the Doctor is reunited with Wilfred Mott

“Some Tauriel fans:” She could have been in the book, Tolkien just didn’t mention her.

Did you guys know that during the spider fight in Mirkwood, Doctor Who accidently crashed the tardis into a tree causing a worm hole sucking the dwarves in and transporting them into deep space. Luckily for them they are picked up by Red Dwarf and Bofur traded crocodiles with the crew in exchange for passage back to Middle Earth. Suddenly Harry Potter flew into them causing a second worm hole that took them back to the forest.

It could have happened Tolkien just didn’t mention it! XD

Fandom Conspiracy Theory

Okay, so I was watching “Jessica Jones” and it was as awesome as I thought it would be, but then I had this horrifying thought…

What if Kilgrave is the Tenth Doctor’s metacrisis?

No, seriously, though. The Metacrisis is pretty darn smart. We saw that. And if you believe deleted scenes to be canon, then we know that the Metacrisis also had a piece of the TARDIS. So say that he grew that piece, made his own TARDIS. And say, just for imagination’s sake, that telepathy was an ability he got from being however-much-percent Time Lord, which would explain his being able to control minds, if he let loose. AND SAY that Rose, dearest Rosie, who was basically the only person who probably really mattered to him, died. He would go nuts, wouldn’t he? SO SAY that he took his TARDIS, crashed through the walls of that universe into another universe (what we would consider the Marvel Universe). Pete’s World was probably destroyed in order to keep both universes from collapsing. So there’s the Metacrisis, having technically just committed the massacre of an entire universe, now in a universe he knows nothing about. He goes even more crazy. Evil crazy. In a way, he's the Valeyard. In fact, that’s pretty much it. He’s gone Valeyard.

He makes up a fake backstory and becomes Kilgrave. He becomes a sociopath, a mad murderer, a rapist, and the creepy thing is that all of his victims somehow, in some small way, have similarities to his former companions, or even his former selves.

And the creepy part, the creepiest part, the absolutely creepiest screw-with-your-mind bit, is that Jessica Jones looks sort of looks like a cross between Rose Tyler and Susan Foreman.

Let that fester in your brain for a little while.

under-appreciated bizarre moments in the horns of nimon


- attack of the space nuggets

- the tardis’s brief gig as a cricket ball

- the accidental dave bowie lookalike

- that one extra who played a “sacrifice” and never stopped making weird faces omg

- that time the doctor slapped teka’s butt

- k9 recieving a first place ribbon after declaring the tardis was going to crash into a planet and die

- the nimon doing interpretive dance behind soldeed’s back


Happy Polyshipping Day! :D

Have a crossover of my favourite OT3s - one platonic with a couple + BFF (HP), one romantic (SW) and one fine either way (DW)

Also, if one of you lovely fanfic writers out there would like to write that crossover AU fic where the Falcon collides with the TARDIS and they then crash in Hogsmead and the squads meet those weird children who use the Force while waving wooden sticks around - please, please do!! :3

How Far Does Moffat Plan Ahead?

So I had this question in my inbox of how far I think Moffat plans ahead in his storytelling. I have tackled this topic many times before, but always somewhat implicitly, I guess. So, once and for all, let me show you how insanely far I think Moffat plans ahead.  And then go and be in awe and never ever ever tell me that Moffat changed direction in mid-course. Because he never does. Never.

Let’s Start Small: Evidence That He Plans One Whole Season At A Time

This probably needs no elaboration. I think we can all agree that when Moffat starts writing a season, he knows where he is going with it in the finale. This becomes clearest, I think, in series six, when we see an actual older Doctor from the series’ finale make an appearance in the first episode (The Impossible Astronaut).

But That's  Nothing. How About Planning Ahead One Season In Advance!

One of my favourite examples is Amy’s Choice from series five. In retrospect, it was one big hint about series six’s story arc: two Amys, one in the TARDIS, one outside of it, and the one outside the TARDIS pregnant. Moffat definitely knew what he was going to do in series six.

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Through Space and Time! ((BRAND NEW Doctor Who AU for softshabonspray))

2017, a year since the Daleks attempted to storm London. There has been peace on Earth, and it seems the “Doctor” is on their way back.

But something was definitely wrong… the TARDIS was engulfed in flames, and it was hurdling down to the ground, with no signs of stopping.

“Oh, no, no, no… steer left, steer LEFT!” The Doctor panicked, the console was exploding left and right, they dodged all of the smaller ones, but was finally hit with the biggest pop of the console, spitting switches and debris at them.

There they lie, critically injured. The Doctor rose up to their feet, as their hands began to radiate a warm, golden glow, their first regeneration has begun! With a pained yell, the energy spewed from their hands and face, as their entire body began to change. The Doctor only had a second to look at themselves before the TARDIS finally crash landed, knocking them out cold.

A few hours passed, and they finally woke up. There was a nearby mirror, and with a long look… she was shocked to see that she regenerated into a lithe female body, complete with black hair and brown eyes. The clothes that hugged too tight on the first body were now incredibly loose and large on her.

“I’m a woman now? Oh… this is going to suck…” she murmured. She looked at the console, it was absolutely destroyed. A once tall pillar housing six thin crystals, was now sharp hazardous debris on the rusted up porous sheet metal flooring. The lavish, beautiful golden roundels were ravaged by the flames, explosions and heat. The Doctor began to choke and tear up… such a gorgeous TARDIS, ruined by her first crash, and her first regeneration. She stroked the only salvageable area with thin, slender digits as her emotions got the better of her.

“I’m sorry, pretty one… I’m so sorry…” she sobbed, she used her sonic screwdriver to salvage a green button, which had a golden alphabetical character embossed on its face. Just opening up the doors was a challenge. Her legs were wobbly, she was still getting used to having a new, smaller body.

“I’m in… Tokyo!?” She gawked, seeing Japanese characters on a billboard. @softshabonspray