tardis bus

where were you when i needed you? when i was begging for your help? i know how to take care of myself now. i’m tired of waiting.
—  me when i am walking somewhere and i see the habitually tardy bus i usually take
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-I’m falling!

-SUPERMAN ♫

-Oh Superman! ♥

-You saved me and… Errr… Ok, I have to go, bye!

-What??



-Superman ♫

-Oh my GOD! It’s Superman!

*tum*

-Oh, Clark, Superman was here!

*tum*

-IS HERE AGAIN! CLARK! COME BACK!

*tum*

-Oh Clark, you just missed him!



-A mugging! Quick: I need a phone booth! I have to hurry

*Sounds of the TARDIS*

-Huh?



-The bus is falling!

-Superman! ♫

*A BIT OF PHYSICS*

-The bus brutally goes from 75 mph to 0 mph in less than a second

*sglush sglush*



-Take me away, Superman!

-Hang on, Loïs!

*A BIT OF PHYSICS*

-At a 32000 feet altitude, the temperature is -60°C (-76°F)

-*Ghuuuurk*