You know you are a Taurus when:
  • Friend: this guy made $200 million from selling his startup to Linkedin and he bought two lambourginis! Two! Now he's looking for things to throw money around
  • Me: ooooo wowww! If I had that much money... I'd pay for everyone's college, free college for everyone!! *throws arms in the air*
  • Friend: omg, you're too kind, just go to your room

California selfie update.
I’m doing well and the Bay Area is perfect. My favorite questions have been “are there Asians in Tennessee?” And “why don’t you have a southern accent? You sound kinda British?”