Artist Name: Julius Kalamarz

Tumblr: http://jkalamarz.tumblr.com


We sat cross-legged in the grass on our tarantula-sized hands, she and I, listening to the slight drawl of the brassy weather patterns. Later, we stole two bicycles to ride in the Fourth of July parade.

- Julius Kalamarz

12″ x 12″ | 2015

Industrial Paint; Oil Pastels; Chalk; Graphite; Joint Compound on Fiberboard


Tarantula Care Sheets - An (Un)necessary Evil.

We’ve all done it.

While perusing a tarantula site, you come across a new species that totally catches your eye, but whose care and husbandry you are unfamiliar with. Eager to learn about this specimen, you hop onto Google (or bing, if you’re an iconoclast) and frantically type in the scientific name of species as well as the following words…


As you start clicking on the results, one-by-one, your excitement inevitably turns into confusion … and later frustration.

You see, each of the care sheets you read seems to contradict the one you read before it. One says the species enjoys low humidity while a second says they’ll die if not kept moist. One lists an ideal temperature range of 68-80° while another explains that temps below 80° can be deadly. A fourth sheet says the species can reach a maximum size of 9″ while a fifth states the size taps out at around 5″.

Now what?

Most of us learned years ago that the internet can be a literal sewer of misinformation and lies spoken as irrefutable truth. It takes a bit of patience, internet savvy, and general common sense to wade through the knee-high piles of internet detritus to find those useful and accurate nuggets of information.

Never is this principle more clearly illustrated than when searching for information on tarantulas.. The amount of misinformation online is staggering, and it often feels like the bad information far outnumbers the good.

The fact is, many of tarantula care sheets are just plain WRONG.

For the sake of this argument, let’s define “care sheets” as those brief, usually single-page basic care instructions for specific pets or animals. These sheets usually offer the basics like what and when to feed, ideal temperatures, humidity, and set-up. They are basically distilled, stripped-down instruction manuals for your exotic pet.

There’s a reason experienced keepers abhor care sheets, and that’s because most offer incomplete or incorrect information. Many present outdated information that, if followed, could lead to the death of your beloved spider. Others are written by folks who have little to no experience in the hobby who, in their misguided attempts to share their love for the arachnoculture, simply regurgitate earlier information they read on another inaccurate site or blog (or, even better, cut and paste from a Wikipedia page). Although I can appreciate wanting to write about an activity you love, doing so with no valid experience is a bit irresponsible.

Look at some care sheets for common species and you’ll soon see it; several different pages offering the EXACT same information, word for incorrect word. In some of the more comical examples, they even share the same typos and grammatical mistakes. On one search for species information, I once encountered three sites with identical information about the species I was looking for. It was blatantly obvious that at least two people blatantly cut and pasted from another.

Personally, when I look for information, I’m looking to hear from folks who have successfully kept the species I’m researching, who might have tips and observations above and beyond the basics. I don’t want some generic and random temperature ranges and bogus humidity requirements from some self-professed tarantula expert whose only experience comes from incorrectly keeping a G. rosea for ten years. In the very least, I want notes from someone who has proven they have kept this species alive and thriving for a reasonable amount of time.

The problem for many is that to correctly research a specimen, it takes time and patience, and those are two things that many of us lack. We see a tarantula that we really like, and in our excitement, hit the BUY button before we’ve really done the proper research. Now, we’re left with 24 hours or less to scramble to find the necessary husbandry information before this new spider arrives.Care sheets offer a quick and easy read; something we can glance over in less than five minutes and feel that we’ve been adequately informed. However, as many in the hobby will point out, tarantula keeping is NOT something you want to take a haphazard approach to.

If you really want to learn about that new species, here’s how to go about it.

Tips for finding accurate information

1. Check the message boards for information and to speak to other keepers.

Arachnoboards and The British Tarantula Society forums are both amazing places to get current and relevant information about tarantulas. Start by using the forums’ search functions to find archived info about these animals. Look specifically for posts made by those who actually keep the species you’re looking for. If you still have questions, make a post and ask folks for their opinions on how they keep these species.

2. Speak to reputable dealers and breeders and ask for advice.

Many of the tarantula vendors online are very experienced and willing to help with your questions. In my personal experience, Jamie from Jamie’s Tarantulas and Paul from Pet Center USA are both incredibly approachable and eager to help. If you have a question about a species and are having no luck finding information, don’t forget to use the dealer as a resource.

3. Check the dates of the information you find.

The hobby is constantly evolving, with new species being introduced often. When searching for specific care notes, whether it be on a website or, even better, a dedicated forum, check to make sure that the information was posted recently. That’s not to say that older information can’t be correct; however, you’ll want to cross-reference it with a more current source to be certain.

4. Check the credentials of those offering advice.

If you’re on a reputable forum like Arachnoboards, or getting advice directly from a breeder, you’re likely in good shape. However, if you stumble on a tarantula site purporting to proffer expert advice, be sure to research the credentials and experience of the folks running it. Anyone can set up an intuitive and professional site these days, and a slickly-designed web presence does not necessarily equal quality information. When in doubt, don’t hesitate to toss the person an email inquiring about what species they currently keep. If they don’t or haven’t kept the species you are researching, move on.

5. Compare, compare, compare…

If you stumble across what you think is a good source, don’t stop there. Take the time to look at what some other keepers say. Then, when you’ve got a few sources, take a moment to compare and contrast them. What are the commonalities? Where do they differ? Are there questions that aren’t yet answered? If not, continue to research (or see numbers 1 and 2 of this list).

Take your time and do it right…your Ts will appreciate it.

In the early days of tarantula keeping, before Google became the go-to research tool, the only way T keepers could find information was to read often outdated books or speak with other dealers and keepers. Back then, photocopied care sheets detailing rudimentary animal care were commonly handed out at pet expos or in pet stores so that the customer had an idea of how to care for his/her new pet.

Back then, this was a necessary evil.

However, the hobby has grown immensely in the past twenty years, and advent of this little thing called “the internet” has made it simple to locate accurate and appropriate information for just about any species. Static, archaic, and often just plaininaccurate care sheets should be allowed to go the way of aquarium gravel for substrate.

It might take a little extra effort, but the next time you want to learn about a new species, take some time to do some research and to reach out to those who have experience. You’ll not only receive richer, more useful information than any care sheet could provide, you might just also make a new friend in the hobby.


This is my new baby she is a feather leg baboon or  Stromatopelma calcaetum!

She needs a new home for when i go to college! Due to her potent venom I cannot bring her with me :( Anyone in the area of southeastern PA, if interested I’m selling her for $25 She is absolutely stunning!
WARNING!: not for beginner tarantula keepers, this is an old world tarantula and known to be VERY venomous. 
EDIT: Feel free to message me if interested in adopting

doctor-niney asked:

To get off the Christianity topic, ever hear of Cricket flour? I believe it's ground up crickets, which is made into a fine powder that substitutes normal flour. Apparently it makes tasty pancakes

Yep heard of it, want it

I just recently ate a whole fried crab

so I’m hoping I can try a tarantula next with no issue

Tagged by: anna-bjorgmans-booty

Name: Nadia
Time and date: 10:59pm, Tuesday July 30th
Average hours of sleep: 4-5 hours
Last thing I googled: 90′s fashion
Birthday: May 21st
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
One place that makes me happy: Okanagan Valley, BC
How many blankets do you sleep under: One or none.
Favorite movie: This is an impossible question
What I’m wearing right now: Navy sweatpants and a grey hoodie.
Last book I read: Water Bound
Most used phrase: Fucking christ. Fucking tabarnac.
Last thing I said to a family member: Thanks for the coffee Pap
Favorite beverages: French Vanillas and flavoured water.
Favorite food: Lasagna and my pap’s Ravioli minestra.
Last movie I watched: The Proposal
Dream vacation: Italy
Dream wedding: Simple, outdoors… maybe even a fall wedding <3
Dream pets: Fox, owl, crow and tarantula :3
Dream job: Animator at Disney Animation Studios or even an art director.

Why did you choose your URL?
Because frozen.

What’s your middle name?
Judith Maria Concetta

If you could have a fairytale/fictional pet what would it be?
A freaking dragon. Or a  Kitsune. Or a black unicorn with a mane that looks like lava.

Favorite color?
Orange and green.

Favorite song?
At the moment, Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy

Why do you enjoy tumblr?
I browse out of habit now. I’m not posting as much because I’m being kept busy but I mainly love lurking around and saving anything related to my current interests. The people I follow post and reblog a lot of interesting things so I rarely have to go in a tag. It’s fun just to scroll down. :)

It’s also the only place that I can talk about things that would otherwise trip the shit out of anyone I know in RL (unless I know they’re also on tumblr)


anonymous asked:

Çk mtlu oldm çk tşk çk iyisn ne kdr düşüncli bi vlkn srumu cvpldn oly oly Tarantula boku senii

tarantula bokunu ye ozaman götünde mızrak çevirdigim alsgkag

Man, oh man, I’ve missed painting tiny things! It’s so good to be back. Here goes. 🐜

Day 33/100 (9/25 #microcosmmondays). The young stars of 30 Doradus in the Tarantula Nebula. ✨ 29 x 29 mm. Photo credit: NASA, ESA, ESO, D. Lennon and the Hubble Heritage Team.
THIS PAINTING WILL BE UP FOR AUCTION FOR A WEEK STARTING ON 17 JUNE 2015. #paintingsforants #potluck100pfa #miniature #watercolour #art #tarantula #nebula #nasa #space (at Buchanan Studios)

Yeah, you’ve set the bar high. Maybe a kitten?
No, she’s not a cat lover. I was going to get one and call it Sherlock, because we’ve got Watson the dog, but she wasn’t keen. And yet when I said the other day ‘shall we get a tarantula’ she was like 'yeah sure’.”


The signs as Rhett & Link objects

Aries: Wheel of Mythicality

Taurus: Herb the Tarantula

Gemini: Miniature Horse

Cancer: Frankenburger

Leo: Rhett’s Beard

Virgo: An Ear Biscuit

Libra: Randler

Scorpio: Mythical Mail Boulder

Sagittarius: Cockatrice

Capricorn: SkittleMilk

Aquarius: Nilla Wafer Top Hat

Pisces: Deep fried sunglasses