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The Asylum and Syfy have commenced principal photography on Sharknado 5 today in Bulgaria. As the shark-infested storm bombards cities around the world, production will take place in more than five countries, including the UK and Australia.

Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, and Cassie Scerbo are confirmed to reprise their starring roles. Per usual, a slew of celebrities are expected to make cameos.

Anthony C. Ferrante, who directed the first four films, is back at the helm. This will mark the first installment in the franchise to not be written by Thunder Levin, with Scotty Mullen (Zoombies) taking over script duties.

Sharknado 5 is just a working title, of course, until a ridiculous subtitle is decided upon. Expected to premiere this summer on Syfy, the film follows Sharknado, Sharknado 2: The Second One, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell Now, and Sharknado: The 4th Awakens.

With much of North America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for the inevitable - a global sharknado. Fin Shepard and his family must put a stop to this disaster before Earth is completely obliterated.

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I’m here to talk about subliminal messages in rock and roll music. Or as it’s simply known in some cultures, ‘rock music’. You see, for years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn’t want, just to get their money. Fact! Kids don’t have bills to pay. Fact! They don’t pay taxes. But, they do babysit and hold minimum wage jobs that earn them wads of cash as substantial as, well, my body of work.