what kind of embarrassing commercials do you think yuuri katsuki has starred in as japan’s ace skater? what stupid things do you think he endorsed leading up to his first GPF? did he skate towards chocolates?? is there a really stupid commercial of him and victor on the ice together taking pictures of each other with fuji film cameras trying to out pose each other?? has victor nikiforov starred in a series of artistic cologne commercials where he walks through shadow-filled halls of an empty mansion wearing nothing but a chiffon sheet with morning mist rolling down his skin?? has yuuri carefully recorded ALL OF THESE commercials to a series of tapes that he keeps under his bed?? how many parts of the tape are well worn where yuuri rewound and watched over and over a stupid fragrance ad where you can catch a half second of victor’s ass dimples as he steps out of a wading pool in bali???