tao you have no say in this

anonymous asked:

But isnt it like that for us too? Like we dont really say the gender of the person we like. Its the same with camila when she says she wants to fall in love with somebody isnt it like ‘gusto ko mainlove sa isang tao’ in tagalog? Like we just assume that when your a girl, you’re talking about a boy. But in our language its kinda gender neutral right like ‘gusto ko ‘siya’. I’m just really confused cause i dont have this gaydar thing lol

Based from experience, while you sometimes use “I wanna fall in love with someone” meaning the concept of generally falling in love, it’s different when a person makes sure to use gender neutral pronouns especially in like three statements in one breath.

Usually, a Hetero person won’t have a problem using the pronoun he or she because that’s all he or she knows in life. “I wanna marry a boy.” “I wanna meet a girl” — you say “I wanna meet someone” if it’s a general statement or general sense. Like “sigh I wanna meet someone today…”….

But in Camila’s case, she’s telling her “dream” specifically and she said “I wanna meet SOMEBODY in a coffee shop, I wanna talk to THEM and fall in love with THEM.”

It’s a conscious effort to make it gender neutral. Because while “somebody” may be used without it being sus, the use of “THEM” twice seems like a conscious effort to make it vague.

I’m not saying it’s a fact for Camila. I’m saying based from experience, that’s what I do too. Because when I thought I was straight, I had no problem saying He or a boy. I NEVER used “them” or “somebody”. But now that I know I’m bi, I always use SOMEONE or a PERSON when I talk to people who don’t know me.

It’s just an observation. I’m not claiming it’s for everybody.

— and our language is different. Because we have neutral pronouns. Unlike in English, where it’s more common to use he/she.

Mahal ko sya (I love her or him)

I love him/her (it’s uncommon to use I love THEM (unless the person is non-binary) – it’s usually specific depending on your preference.)

Ultimate Masterlist

IF A LINK STOPS WORKING, ASK A FRIEND TO CHECK IT OUT BEFORE TELLING ME IT DOESN’T WORK. THERE HAS BEEN TIMES WHEN IT WAS JUST THAT PERSON PHONE.

Masterlist

Exo reactions (On hiatus for this group)

Bts reactions

Got7

Seventeen

NCT U

NCT 127

Monsta X

SHINEE (NONE YET)


Song Lyric Pranks

Jungkook/Never be like you

Jimin/Dangerous Woman

Taehyung/Ain’t My Fault

Jin/Don’t Let Me Down

Suga/Side to Side

Namjoon/Needed Me

Jhope/Lifted/Closer

Jackson/Same Old Love

Yugyeom/Into You

JB/Pity Party

Bambam/Kiss it better

Mark/I hate you, I love you

Youngjae/Send my love

Jinyoung/Mercy

Random Shit

Funny shit


GROUP SUBS

NCT Life

NCT 1#

NCT 2#

NCT 3#

NCT 4#

NCT 5#

NCT 6#

NCT 7#

NCT 8#

NCT 9#

NCT 10#

NCT 11#

NCT 12# PT 1, PT 2, PT 3

How Exo Was Formed

SM: Okay you boys have all been called here because I’m forming a super group that will be the new face in fashion, media and the foreign markets.

Staff: *ahem* And don’t you mean in music as well sir?

SM: Sure, if that’s a side effect of fame we’ll go that route too. So! I have brought in 12 of the finest boys here to audition to show me if they are worth a place in EXO! Who’s first?

Baekhyun: Hello I’m Baekhyun. Some call me Baek you can call me “Bank” I have enough personality for even the slower ones in the room *eyes Kai* andddd enough charisma to become the center of all fanfictions.

SM: You’re arrogant, rude and demeaning…..I like you! You’re in! Okay who else is next?

Kris:  Honestly I think you should be the one asking me if I want to be in this “boy band” not the other way around..

SM: We need you here  to cash in on the Chinese babes weekly allowances, just lose the smirk and promise to stick around for the next 10 years.

Kris: *pulls out 2014 calendar and smiles to himself*

Suho: I’m Junmyeon, Um I’m really nice and I like everyone and I-

SM: You’ve been skulking these halls since ‘98 why should I let you debut??

Suho: *pulls out black visa*

SM: You’re in! NExt!

D.O.:

SM: A man of few words….reminds me of myself! You’re in!

Luhan: I’m really attractive.

Staff: And???

SM: LEave this DEER boii ALONE! Being attractive is a talent!  I’m not YG, I hire with my eyes.

Chanyeol: Please let me in. Yes I know I look like a cotton swab after it’s been in an ear-

Tao: Ew

Chanyeol: -But just give me a few years and I’ll be the face of this amazing group!

Baek: Um first I called dibs on being “Exo” and second you’ll only ever be the face of the group if for some reason we only had 8 people performing instead of 12 and that’ll never happen so-

Kris: Ummm I’m just asking for a friend but is this contract null in China?

Staff: What??

SM:  Channie you’re in! Moving on… who’s the panda looking guy on the verge of tears?

Tao: Hi!!! I’m Zitaaoooooo! *claps for himself* I can do martial arts!

SM: Hmm…I need people who can bend over backwards for me…okay you’re through.

Lay: I’m Yixing.

Staff: COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE????

Yixing:

Staff:

Yixing: You’re the Staff.

Staff: I don’t get paid enough for this.

SM: He’s in.

Xiumin: I’m Minseok, I’m really good at being a level headed middle of the road type. I make girls say “awh” by only breathing.

SM: Sure you’re in let’s wrap this up I have an appointment at “I Have Better Things To Do” who are you three?

Chen: *sings nervously in 8 octaves*

SM: IN!

Kai: I don’t really know.

Staff: Taemin said he could dance, but to not ask him any difficult questions.

SM: Poor boy…in!

Sehun: I’m just here because there’s a real lack of visuals and you need a maknae…. and because my mom told me I had to leave my room and do something productive today…..

SM:

Staff:

SM: I don’t even know how to respond. I’ll let you in on a 4 year “3 lines per song” basis.

Sehun: Sounds fair.

SM: You may leave.

*all trainees get up and exit*

Staff: So do I resign in person or can i turn it in by email??

SM: Shut up peon. We did a good thing today. I can almost smell the money in the air!

Staff: Really? I smelled at least 3 divas, a broken contract, and a badly pronounced potato.

SM: Don’t be so negative! Just wait in a few years we’ll make another supergroup with 50 members!

Staff: Pls tell me you’re kidding

SM: I’m not.

EXO Mafia Reaction: When their pregnant wife tries to leave them to protect their unborn child

||| Anons asked: Mafia!exo/bts reacting to their wife wanting to leave them bc she wants to protect their unborn child; Can I request an Exo mafia reaction where you get pregnant and try and keep it from him? |||

BTS


Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by scartic

You told him you were going shopping but when you didn’t come back for more than three hours and didn’t answer your phone he became worried.

“That girl, she wouldn’t dare do something like this, or would she?”


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

You have been thinking about leaving for a while now and when you finally decided to go on with your plan, he came back home early and caught you red handed.

“What the fuck are you doing? Don’t tell me it’s what I’m thinking about.”


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

You came by his office and told him that you wanted a break. He was so shocked by your sudden statement that he only caught up with you outside.

“Excuse me, can you repeat what stupid thing you just said? Are you seriously trying to leave with our child?”


D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by katherine8595

You tried to sneak out at night when somebody grabbed you by your arm.

“And where do you think you’re going, Jagi? Are you trying to escape and leave me all alone?”


Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by wuporn

When he came back home and found you missing he immediately understood what you did.

“Aish, she shouldn’t have told me in the first place. Now how am I supposed to relax until I find her?”


Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by zitaoa

When he found out you left him with his child he was beyond pissed.

“How dare she do something like that to me? Does she seriously think it will be that easy?”


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

When he became aware of your plan he was determined to make you understand that no one will keep you and your child safer than him.

“Jagi, please stay, I really don’t want to take any drastic measures.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by katherine8595

You left him a note saying that you will stay at your parents place for a while. He was annoyed that you didn’t call him and tell this yourself so he drove to their house but of course you weren’t there.

“Fuck.” he shouted smashing his car’s window, startling your parents. “I swear, your daughter will be the death of me.”


Luhan

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

He tracked you down the same day and demanded an explanation. When you told him you were pregnant he was so shocked you tried to leave him.

“And you would have taken our child away from me just like that?”


Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by lullabyun

He was so excited when he first heard the big news that he couldn’t believe you did something like this to him. He went on a rage, smashing everything he found, no one dared to approach him as they have never seen him this mad.

“Find her and bring her to me. Now!!” he ordered his men.


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by tinyjunmyeon

After telling him you went to the balcony to clear your head but he followed after you. You could see he knew what you were thinking.

“Just don’t. It will only be worse for both of us.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by khunwufan

When he found out that you’re pregnant not from you but from others he was really irritated but when he was told you also left him, he was beyond pissed.

“I can’t fucking take my eyes off her for a second or she goes ahead and makes trouble for me.”


A/N: Almost all of their reactions turned out pretty angry or maybe it’s just me releasing my built up frustration from the exams 😂

EXO Reaction: Their S/O is being cuddly all the time.

Request: GAHH! I love your reactions so muchhhh, may I have a reaction for EXO? As in they react to you being cuddly all the time? Thank you have a good day, don’t stress, and be healthy ^^

A/N: Thank you so much cutie pie, sorry this took so long (revision and exams are a pain in the bum) but this has been an absolute pleasure to write. I hope this was worth the wait, so so so sorry you had to wait!!

Xiumin:

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

I can’t see Xiumin being a huge fan of PDA but when you two were alone he’d love how cuddly you were and the way you’d rest your head on his shoulder and stare at him with big doe eyes. Most of all, he’d love how you respected his boundaries in public too, knowing he’d only hold your hand at most.

Luhan:

Originally posted by selubaekai

Luhan would usually be cuddly himself so to have a S/O who not only reciprocates his cuddles but actively seeks them would be a good match for Lu. Overall his favourite would be when he could wrap you up in his arms with an oversized hoodie on and squidge your precious little cheeks.

Kris:

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Kris would love your cuddly and affectionate nature as there wasn’t often a time where his hands weren’t on you in some way. Although he loved your cuddles, he would often be the one to initiate it into more and an intimate kiss wouldn’t be out of the ordinary.

Suho:

Originally posted by sooranghaes

Suho would appreciate your cuddles more than anyone after a long and stressful day of looking after his kids. In your arms he felt more supported and it was like his stress melted off. Sometimes if he was really exhausted he’d even ask you for a massage, appreciating how your touch seemed to lift his worries.

Lay:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Yixing would be a big fan of bedtime cuddles and would love nothing more than waking up to the birds singing, the sun peaking through the blinds and feeling you wrapped in his arms, your face totally at peace and your eyelashes fluttering gently. That was his all time favourite where there was no doubt he was in love with you. 

Baekhyun:

Originally posted by exoturnback

As if you couldn’t have him wrapped around your little finger anymore, whenever you would shuffle over to him with that ‘I want cuddles’ look on your face I swear he would melt into the sweetest and most caring boyfriend, taking your hand and kissing your forehead before pulling you toward him gently. 

Chen:

Originally posted by achenlove

In the rare moments of peace in your manic relationship shared between his idol life and your constant pranks and jokes, Chen would adore cuddling you, it was a special time that reminded him that through all the jokes and teasing he was utterly besotted with you and that while you were his best friend, you were also the love of his life.

Chanyeol:

Originally posted by prince-chanyeol

I think this precious tree would be the biggest cuddler, his height giving him the perfect cuddle advantage for anyone. It didn’t matter where or when, if you wanted cuddles he would always be more than happy to give them, his head resting on yours and his hands running up and down your arms soothingly.

Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by kyungsuhos

When you tried to initiate PDA he would never be one to shy away from it. He’d blush a ton, be a tad embarassed but low key he would be super pleased that you were so proud to be his S/O. That little bit of contact would mean a lot to him although he’d never say it, he’d also appreciate that you never went too far.

Tao:

Originally posted by laygion

I imagine Tao to usually be very passionate so when you just wanted to cuddle for him it would be a welcome change of pace. Overall he wasn’t too fussy, as long as he could show his affection in some way he was more than happy to, but he did love your cuddly nature for sure.

Kai:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Kai would be a massive fan of PDA, whether it be holding your hand, having his arm around your shoulder or a hand on your waist, he would have to have you close to him at all times and so the fact you appreciated it and loved the physical contact would make him feel all the better.

Sehun:

Originally posted by sehunicorne

He’d love it, but love it 1000x more when it was in front of the members. It made him feel super manly to have such an affectionate S/O and made it all the more clear that you only had eyes for him, something he really appreciated surrounded by his hyungs.

sex w exo;

sehun

  • will be your fave sub ever
  • always wants to keep eye contact
  • wants you to touch him through his clothes
  • likes being put in his place sometimes
  • whines to get your attention
  • especially likes it when you ride him

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

jongin

  • another sub, but he’s soft and smol and cute
  • all he wants to do is please you and make you feel good
  • v into body worship (giving)
  • acts innocent when you ask him to do smth
  • likes it when you give him the chance to try and dom
  • loves it more when you touch him all over

Originally posted by intokai

tao

  • mr. i don’t need to cum yet wth…oh shit i’m cumming
  • whines to no end bc he knows you like it
  • likes to tease you in public so you’ll get back at him
  • also likes it rough tbfh
  • is a fckin hoe for you talking dirty to him, saying what you’ll do to him
  • will give you oral out like he was made to do it

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

kyungsoo

  • less vanilla than we all suspect
  • likes seeing you giving into his every word
  • will use his lips to ruin your damn life 
  • prefers being gentle with his actions though
  • swears he dies every time you moan for him
  • prolly the most cliche love maker of them all tho

Originally posted by vogueksoo

jongdae

  • will whine until you give him everything he wants
  • slightly sub, slightly dom, depends who’s asking
  • just wants attention and will get it from you
  • wants music to be playing so he can time his movements
  • anything he does will have you screaming his name tbfh
  • always asking you for more tho

Originally posted by welltakeitslow

chanyeol

  • actually really kinky like chanyeol what 
  • just loves it whenever you put your hands on him n adore him
  • esp into you riding his face 
  • pull his hair and he will moan so loud
  • likes to face you when you fuckin
  • probs will end up bein quite submissive for you in the end

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

baekhyun

  • loud, will not hold back anything sounds
  • kinda immature until you touch him on his neck
  • kisses you every where he can
  • probs has a biting kink (giving and receiving jfc)
  • slightly dom unless he’s in a bad mood
  • will want shower sex whenever he can uchqwql

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

yixing

  • a smol bean that will make sure you have only the best
  • sets up candles and roses to make things special
  • foreplay is a must and will last for years
  • will show tell you how much he loves you the whole time
  • actually likes it when you get it on in his studio tho
  • isn’t unfavourable to a bj under the table

Originally posted by wendeer

suho

  • is not a soft dom by any means
  • will make sure you follow all of his rules
  • is v passionate until you question him about it
  • not that kinky tho, likes it when he has you all to himself
  • hushes you when he’s fuckin you
  • prefers it when you cum three or four times before him

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

kris

  • one word: daddy
  • his hands are fckin massive they will hold you like no other
  • is rlly quiet but grunts when he cums
  • a gentle dom, unless you really do tease him
  • will put you on his thigh and have you ride it
  • big fan of lazy morning sex either way

Originally posted by ahintofthesea

luhan

  • likes it when you take a bit of a lead
  • but will be the one holding your hands above your head 
  • sucks on all your sensitive places 
  • holds you tighter than you would have imagined
  • has a thing for lace lingerie 
  • did someone say car sex?

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

minseok

  • prolly more dom than we expect
  • enjoys it when you beg him for more
  • is the biggest fucking tease you’ll ever meet
  • will tie your hands back but kiss your wrists after
  • puts you on his thigh to work you up
  • dirty whispers in your ear for years

Originally posted by baekintime

EXO Reaction to you waking them up in the middle of the night and asking if they still like you

Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*He’d stay awake the whole night wondering why you asked him that* “I do love her… but why is she thinking of that… maybe she doesn’t like me anymore? Maybe I did something wrong?”

Kris:

*Nods, half asleep* “Of course I do baobei… why wouldn’t I? Come here… let’s go back to sleep… I was dreaming of you”

Sehun:

*Wakes up like when someone’s having a bad dream* “What did you just say? You think I don’t like you anymore? Jagi… you can’t wake me up to ask me that… because you know the answer! No matter what I’ll always like you”

Tao:

*Probably won’t answer with words because he’s too tired but he’ll somehow give you an answer….;)*

Kai:

“Jagi… why aren’t you asleep…. this shouldn’t keep you awake… you know you are my only one… now.. let’s go back to bed and talk about this in the morning okay?”

Xiumin:

*Probably will say something like “Y/N I love you” in his sleep before you even wake him up*

Baekhyun:

*Can’t go back to sleep* “why is this… in your mind? Jagi did I do something wrong? Please tell me… I love you baby”

Luhan:

*Is a little confused, probably because he’s half asleep* “Hmm? what? where did this come from baobei? Of course I do… are you okay? Did you have a bad dream?”

Chen:

*He’d cuddle with you until you fall asleep again* “Aigoo… what is my jagi thinking… of course ChenChen loves you… aigoo..”

Kyungsoo:

*He’d try to be as serious as a sleepy person can* “You! I chose you! My girl! No way back, saranghae! I’ll be the guardian of your dreams, now sleep!”

Lay:

*He’d whisper sweet things into your ear until you’ve calmed down and fall asleep* “Baobei… you are the girl of my dreams… that will never change”

Suho:

*After telling you that he does he’d probably just watch you sleep the whole night wondering why you had that doubt* “Maybe… I’m doing something wrong… what should I do”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Masterlist (Updated)

 AOMG:

Jay Park:

You grinding on him and moaning and getting embarrassed

Simon D:

You wanting to start a family

B.A.P:

First Kiss (Himchan fluff)

Heaven (Himchan fluff)

Pepero (Himchan fluff)

Daddy Kink (Himchan Smut)

Wet Clothes (Himchan Scenario)

Wet Clothes (Part Two)

Forgiveness (Zelo Angst)

Jongup Fluff

How Would They Kiss & Touch You

Moon Jongup; Boyfriend

Bang Yongguk; Boyfriend

Reaction:

To you having a lot of tattoos

To you calling your dad ‘daddy’ but they respond

Bleeding on the Sheets

You being distant

You calling them ‘daddy’ (NSFW)

You moaning because they were pleasuring you (NSFW)

You unexpectedly topping during sex (NSFW)

You catch them staring at your cleavage

You being thick/curvy

You sitting in their lap and they get a boner

First time having sex as a married couple

You having a panic/anxiety attack

Big Bang:

First Date (Taeyang Fluff)

A New Beginning (T.O.P fluff)

Oblivious (T.O.P Fluff)

Stress Reliever (Taeyang Fluff)

Jealousy (Taeyang Scenario)

Time (Daesung Scenario)

How Would They Kiss & Touch You

Reaction:

You Doing Their Choreography

You biting their lip while kissing

You saying you don’t want kids

You refusing to give them a blowjob

You having curly/poofy that gets in their face/mouth

You writing a song about them

Them hearing you sing for the first time

You wanting a big family

You not being on speaking terms with your family

You sexually teasing them in front of the other members 

Giving them kisses while cuddling

You slapping their butt then walking away

You getting smiley and blushy when they kiss you

MTL:

To cheat on you

Block B

Zico Fluff

Cliche Love (Zico Fluff)

Let Me Help (Zico Smut)

You’re so dense (Kyung Fluff)

You Know We’re a Good Couple, Right? (P.O Fluff)

Reaction:

Them hearing you sing for the first time

Boys Republic: 

Love at First Sight (Minsu Fluff)

BtoB:

Reaction:

Eunkwang reaction to you “flirting” with another member

Hyunsik + Ilhoon reaction to falling in love with a melody

BTS:

Sweet Night (Suga Scenario)

School Love (Suga Scenario)

Reaction:

You Telling Them You Like Them For The First Time

To You Crying

To You Sleeping Half Naked

You being distant

Your boyfriend cheating on/breaking up with you

You calling your dad ‘daddy’ but they respond

You being thick/curvy

You not being able to walk after your first time

You having curly/poofy hair that gets in their face/mouth

You confessing to them while drunk + the morning after

You having a panic/anxiety attack

Them pissing you off and you retort by saying that their dick is small

You bleeding on the sheets

Them falling in love with a childhood friend

You being new to Korean & saying something wrong

You kissing them randomly

You getting all smiley and blushy when they kiss you

You being upset when you’re normally happy (description in post)

You listen to his heartbeat (Namjoon)

You pulling their hood over their face, kissing them, then running away

MTL:

Date Someone Who is Depressed

EXID:

Confessions (LE fluff)

Reunion (Fluff)

Reaction:

To you studying so much you begin crying

EXO:

Love Like War (Tao Slight Smut)

Clubbing (Tao Smut)

D.O. Angst

Chen as a Boyfriend

Finally (Chanyeol Scenario)

Reaction:

You Spilling Tea On Them

To you calling your dad ‘daddy’ but they respond

You being sick/hurt

You having a nightmare

You having a panic attack

You not being able to walk after your first time

You waking them up with a Blowjob (NSFW)

You walking around in their t shirt and cute panties (Slight NSFW)

F(X):

A Little Love (Amber fluff)

A Little Love (Part 2)

I’m Sorry (Amber Scenario)

Early Mornings (Amber Fluff)

Reaction:

You Being Sick

You dancing to one of their songs

You having a long day at work

Girl’s Generation:

Intense Gaming (Sooyoung Fluff)

Got7:

Cute (Mark Fluff)

Cafe Date (Mark Fluff)

Perfection (Yugyeom Fluff)

My Mistake (Yugyeom Angst)

Is It Hot In Here? (Yugyeom Scenario)

Just Relax (Youngjae Fluff)

Birthday (Youngjae Fluff)

Boyfriend Mark Tuan

Reaction:

You kissing them unexpectedly

You sitting on Them

Bleeding on the sheets

You Squirting (NSFW)

You showing off your nerdy side

You calling your dad ‘daddy’ but they respond

You moaning because they were pleasuring you (NSFW)

You confessing to them

You grinding on them, then moan and get embarrassed (Slight NSFW)

Them accidentally bustin a nut

You feeling/teasing them randomly

You leaving a hickey on them

You grabbing their dick while making out

You saying; I love when you kiss + hug me because it reminds me you love me.

iKON:

Happy Moments (Jinhwan Fluff)

Coldness (Bobby Scenario)

Crush (Hanbin Scenario)

How would iKON kiss + touch you

Reaction:

You being curvy/thick

You moaning because of them pleasuring you

You flinching when they raised their hand

You subconsciously singing one of their songs

You falling on top of them around other members

Mamamoo:

Hwasa Fluff

The Wait (Moonbyul Fluff)

Monsta X:

Movie Scenes (Hyungwon Smut)

How would they kiss + touch you

Reaction:

You sending them a text message saying…

To you wearing an oversized sweater and knee high socks

Your towel falling off (Hyungwon, Shownu, Kihyun) 

Your towel falling off (Wonho, Minhyuk, I.M, Jooheon)

You being thick/curvy

You being a new backup dancer and dancing very well

Jooheon reaction to you “flirting” with another member

Seventeen:

Jun Fluff

Stop Whining (Joshua Fluff)

Reaction:

You being scared easily

You being upset over Jeonghans hair

You kissing them

You walking around in a tshirt and panties

SHINee:

Reaction:

You kissing them randomly

Them coming home and seeing you jammin out to their music

VIXX:

Reaction:

Them walking in on you masturbating (NSFW)

MTL:

Date Someone Who is Depressed

Winner:

Encounters (Mino Scenario)

How would they kiss you

Reaction:

You biting their lip while kissing

You being thick/curvy

You getting injured while they were on tour

You wanting a big family 

You kissing them on the cheek

MTL:

To cheat on you

2NE1:

Reaction:

You wanting to adopt

4Minute:

You See, I Love You More (Sohyun Fluff)

A/N: 

Masterlist is updated every time we post

We were @pinechaelin 

Rules | Groups

-Admin A & JC

The Taos Hum

Her cell rings at eleven forty-eight, while she’s cloistered in the steamy grotto of her bathroom, submerged in some hippie brew of jasmine oil and mineral salt that she bought at the farmer’s market. She flings water from her hand and dries her fingers in her hair before reaching over the side of the tub to retrieve it. She’s been expecting this. Expecting him. 

The phone rings a few more times in her palm, and she’s relishing that delicious moment before hearing him, that sweet anticipation that she can feel in her teeth - and then she gives in, thumbing the little green icon. 

“Scully,” she says into the receiver, trying not to sound like she’s purring. Three glasses of wine, and her muscles are hot and loose around her bones. 

“Are you familiar with the Taos Hum?” Down the line, Mulder is such a presence that it’s as if he’s in the room with her, wiping steam off of the mirror with a finely-muscled forearm, dipping his hand between her knees to swirl the bathwater. Stop it, Dana. Don’t. 

“Hmm. Vaguely.” Five days without him, and she misses him like a limb. 

“For decades, residents of Taos, New Mexico, have been hearing a low frequency hum. Nobody seems to have been able to ascertain where it’s coming from, why it’s there, what it means." 

Keep reading

EXO Mafia Reaction: When they see someone flirting with their girlfriend

||| Anon asked: Please can you make more mafia EXO reactions? I don’t know like another men was flirting with their girl. I like when they get posessive over their girl |||


Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by sehunas

He is the type to practically cling to you, so when this guy approached you he was only a step away. He threw him a glare.

“I’m sorry but who the fuck are you?”


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by icallhimbangjamesbang

He didn’t let you out of his sight the whole night, keeping every man at bay from a distance.

“I swear if one more guy tries to approach her, blood will be spilled…”


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by sehunicorne

The guy was quickly taken care of and he kept you by his side for the rest of the party.

“I think I made a pretty good example, what would happen to those who dared flirt with you.”


D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by kyungso

He came up to you two in quick steps.

“Hey!” he shouted. “Do you have a single fucking clue who you’re talking to?”


Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by fyifan

When he saw you all giggly around this guy, he called you over in an instant.

“Jagi, why are you letting him flirt with you like that? I thought you’re for my eyes only.”


Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

He didn’t say anything, just dragged this guy away for a ‘quick talk’.

“I will teach you what it means to flirt with her.”


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by jonginization

He chuckled as he embraced you from behind, kissing your neck. He looked the guy in the eyes.

“She’s mine. Back off.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

He quickly dragged you way, his hand wrapped around your waist.

“You should be careful who you talk to kitten, you don’t want me getting jealous, right?”


Luhan

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

He didn’t want to get his hands dirty, so he signalled his men to take the guy out, turning you around to face him.

“I don’t think you want to see what happens next.”


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

He wasted no time, getting straight to shooting the guy in the leg. When he fell down on the ground, he picked him up by the collar.

“I’m so close to killing you right now, so you better get your ass out of here. Fast.”


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

He was so jealous, he was about to burst. He pulled you to him and passionately kissed you right there in front of everyone.

“I have to who who you really belong to.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by chanyoelparks-deleting

He watched the flirting ensue from a distance but when the guy touched you, he snapped.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” he shouted, punching the guy in the face.

EXO Reaction ~ Your Younger Sister Flirts With Them

Request: Heiii I love this blog so much 💜
~
Can I request EXO reaction when their s/o’s younger sister (2-3 years younger) tries to flirt with themThank You xx

A/N: I changed this up from my usual and just put what they would basically say.

Sehun:

Originally posted by blondejongin

I’m sorry, but I’m already in love with your sister… I might have a single friend your age though?

Kris:

Originally posted by lululovesky

*Visualize your sister as Sehun* Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?!

Xiumin:

Originally posted by minxiuseok

I’m sorry but I only treat your sister like a princess and my pet in bed, sweetheart#xiudaddy

Chanyeol:

Originally posted by parkchny

Yeah, No… Goodbye whatever your name was again…

Lay:

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

This must be really embarrassing for you, I’m sorry… Sehun is single though.” 

Kai:

Originally posted by salty-elbow

“I’ll just have the wedding planner sit you next to Yixing, Jongdae and Sehun on mine on y/n’s wedding day then…”

Suho:

Originally posted by bemineinseoul

Do I look easy to you? What disgust… No one owns Junmoney but y/n

Tao: 

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Wow, your flirting skills are as disgusting as your fashion sense and your respect towards your sister…

Baekhyun:

Originally posted by wooyoung

“What the~ Get it away from me… y/n get the disgust off my legs please!”

Luhan:

Originally posted by parkchny

WhY THE FUCK AM I TIED TO A CHAIR IN A CREEPY OLD EMPTY BASEMENT?!”

D.O:

Originally posted by v-dyo

I could say that I’ve committed unnamed and numerous plotted crimes before but if you touch or flirt with me again knowingly that your very beautiful sister is dating me… I will surrender you to North Korea.” 

Chen:

Originally posted by pkjmnie

Can you tell your sister that I’m in the mood for a good rough sex session from her and not her younger sister please? I think she’s in the kitchen. Thanks y/s/n

anonymous asked:

give us your actual top five hzt quotes? :3c

5. 


4. 


3. 


2. ‘It’s ok for someone as perfect as me to have a weakness. If I’m too perfect how can other people be like me? It’s impossible. But with a flaw like this they will be able to compete with me. I sound so narcissistic. I know I’m narcissistic, that’s me’

1. (after a fan asked him to write good wishes for her friend’s relationship) I won’t write it. Why even date? (girl: it was boring for her in Canada..) Why date someone from Canada? Look at me, do I date? No. Lets break up quickly

notable mentions:
- pcy saying his height makes dancing well difficult and Tao just lmao not for me
- the mc asking if tao is feeling better after he was sick and Tao rambling about poop even with the mc saying haha no you don’t have to talk about that and Tao just yes I do it was awful
- basically the whole of tarm
- jackie chan: I trust in you   tao: then I’ll surely disappoint you I’m sorry
- ‘Dating and girls have become so strange to me’
- ‘hope your boyfriend can understand, love and treasure you like I do. If not I’ll beat him’ 
- q: show us your muscles  tao: I don’t have any
- ‘I think torturing each other is better’
- ‘I know I’m beautiful, I know I’m cute, I know I’m handsome’ 
- getting carried away with his wake up call meme and threatening to beat people to death
- 'I want to be punished every day or my body won’t be satisfied’
-  the two ways up a hill in the snow talk about how he got the high rankings and levelled up with his own bare hands when he was being interviewed about fashion

Queen’s Evidence

↠ baekhyun x f!reader; 16.3k; how far will you go to show baekhyun that you did actually care about him?
↠ mafia au; y/n is a little crazy; involves the theme of hanahaki; contains mentions of death, adultery and other themes

“I realised why I kissed you before,” he answers. He swallows thickly and leans his head back. “You’re not like other people that I meet. You fought back against me. You offered a new perspective. I found myself wanting to spend more and more time with you but originally I thought it was because I needed something different but I realised it’s because I needed you.”

Originally posted by xehun

Keep reading

Masterlist

BTS Reacts:

Their girlfriend (you) traveling for work for months on end

They discover they’ve been dating their dead gf’s twin (you)

You telling them you don’t like hiphop

Their GF fainting (bonus I.M.- Monsta X)

Their (S/O) being pregnant

You wanting 10 kids

Their (S/O) being a HUGE fan

Meeting a mute/shy person

Their (S/O) being scared of everything

Their GF getting into a fight


BTS Scenarios/Fluff:

Namjoon Scenario: Him worried about your sleeping habits

You coming home from studying abroad

Jungkook: Dating an older girl

[Jimin Fluff]~ “My Butterfly”

[Yoongi Scenario] First Love

[Jungkook Fluff] Warm Tea and Kisses


BTS Texts:

Random Texts: Yoongi 

Random Texts: Taehyung

Random Texts: Seokjin 

If your admin talked to Jungkook 

Morning Texts: Hoseok

Breaking the exciting news: Hoseok


BTS as_____:

Disney princesses

Dog gifs


Monsta X Scenarios/Fluff:

Jooheon: The older girl

I.M.: Dating an older woman

[Kihyun Fluff]~”Just Give Me A Chance”


Monsta X Texts:

You breaking up with them


Monsta X Reacts:

You waking them up to kill a bug

You getting hurt doing mixed martial arts

You almost getting kidnapped

You playing dead from Jooheon’s aegyo

Being stuck in an elevator with their crush

Being stuck in a crowded train with you

You blowing soap bubbles in your hands

Their GF’s skirt flying up from the wind

You being bored before your show

You experiencing synethesia from their singing

Absentmindedly kissing their crush’s forehead

You cheating on them

You breaking up with them

Playing spin the bottle with You

Their GF kissing icing off their lips

You wanting to get back together

Their (S/O) debuting with a sexy concept

You standing up for yourself after becoming their gf

Their mother saying she loves you

You randomly remembering something funny 

You being late for a date due to something unexpected


EXO Reacts: 

You being sick

You playfully licking/biting them

Seeing their girlfriend’s birthmark

Their wife being pregnant after coming home from tour

Their GF used to like another member

You having eyes that change color

Their GF going back to her home country

Absentmindedly kissing their crush’s forehead 

Their GF coming back to Korea

You not wanting expensive gifts

Their GF being a Swimsuit Model

You having an Asthma Attack

You saying cute things when you thought they were asleep

[Tao React] -You having a not so obvious cute side

The way You study Korean

You having a terrible Stomachache

Planning Your Birthday

[Tao React] You randomly laughing at something you remembered

Showing them Your favorite anime ft. Astro

You having a Sim Family w/ them


EXO Scenarios/Fluff:

[Chanyeol Scenario] Hiding from Fans at Your House Overnight pt1

[Chanyeol Scenario] Hiding from Fans at Your House Overnight pt2

[Suho Scenario] Coffee Dreams

[Xiumin Scenario] Xo-Xo


EXO Texts:

Sehun texts with noona crush


Got7 Reacts:

You having eyes that change color

Their GF covering Rania’s Dr.Feel Good w/ her girl group

You naming a Pokemon after them

You going on a school trip w/ Your attractive coworker

Hearing Your ‘polite’ voice for the first time


Got7 Scenarios/Fluff:

[JB Scenario]- “Please Pick up the Phone”

[JB/Mark Short Story]- “I Want You, You’re the Only One” (liking the same girl)

[JB Scenario]- “If you do…n’t let me talk I will smack you’’

[JB Fluff]- This Feeling is Just Right


Astro Reacts:

The way You study Korean

Showing them Your favorite anime ft. EXO


Big Bang Reacts:

Finding out You’re anorexic 


Snapchats *Mixed Groups*: 

Jungkook (BTS) vs. Junior (Got7) Choose your bias~


Most to least likely to:

date an English girl EXO & Got7

date a tall girl BTS, EXO & Got7

date a Russian girl EXO

date a Canadian girl EXO

date a half latina half chinese woman EXO

date an asian-american or short girl EXO

date an ‘03liner Monsta X

play Pokemon Go Big Bang, EXO, BTS, Got7 & Shinee

dating a girl whose personality doesn’t match looks Monsta X

date a foreigner who speaks Korean Monsta X

date a foreigner who speaks Korean Seventeen

date an Australian who can speak Korean EXO

marry rather quickly Monsta X

date a Brazilian girl EXO

cry over a break up Monsta X, Shinee & EXO

Apologize after yelling during a fight BTS

date a black girl BTS & Seventeen

Write a sappy love song for (S/O) EXO & Monsta X

be alright/supportive of their girlfriend being pansexual EXO & Got7

date a foreigner who speaks Korean Astro & EXO

being vocally annoyed with how cold his girlfriends hands always are EXO12

dating someone multiracial BTS, Got7 & Astro 

date someone with a personality similar to park Jimin from 15& Got7


Special Requests:

Monsta X as classic love songs

Kinds of EXO stans

EXO Mafia Reaction: When somebody threatens/scares you

||| Anon asked: I’d like to request EXO!Mafia AU reaction, where EXO promises reader they’d never hurt her/always protect her after she gets threatened and gets scared? |||


Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

As soon as he found out about the threats you got he sent his men after them.

“I guess somebody wants to see what I look like when I’m mad.”


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by minniedeer

He would have trouble believing somebody is stupid enough to try that and would ask you yourself.

“Could you please point me to the idiot who dared say those things to you?”


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

He would make sure nothing like this happens ever again.

“You know you can trust me, right? The threats they made are just empty words.”


D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

He immediately noticed the change in your mood after speaking to one of his men. He would straight up come up to him and punch him in the face.

“You and me are about to have a nice talk in the basement.”


Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by katherine8595

He would be so pissed instead of comforting you, he would go find the ones who did it first and take care of them.

“Saying those things to her will be the last words you ever spoke.”


Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by zitaoa

He would convince you that you have nothing to worry about as he would never let anyone hurt you in the first place.

“You’re safe as long as you’re with me.”


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by datkaidoe

He would try not show you how angry this got him.

“If you just wait for me here for a few seconds, I have some business to take care of.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by sefuns

Seeing you scared made him worry that you will actually try to leave him, so he would do his best convincing you that it’s not a big deal.

“Whatever they told you, I just want you to know that I would never let that happen.”


Luhan

Originally posted by ludork

He would make sure that every gang knows what it means to mess with him.

“If I see you like that one more time…”


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by royalyeol

He would tell you over and over again that he would never let something happen to you.

“Jagi, calm down, they won’t be able to as much as touch you.”


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by junmyeonspadawan

He would tell you the same thing he said when he first met you.

“Don’t be scared of something like this, you know I will always protect you.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by ohhsenshine

After calming you down, he would go on a hunt.

“I swear to god, when I find them I will break their fingers off one by one.”

anonymous asked:

can you explain to me what happened between exo m?? who was the closest when they were all together and then what the heck went down between them after all the shit??? I'm new and confused and just want them all to get along :((

Okay so this definitely isn’t going to be the post you deserve, with links and videos and pictures and just general receipts because I have to get to old navy to spend my super cash so consider this a Sparknotes Edition of the History of Exo-M that is just completely based on my memory.

So I’ll start with debut even though it goes way before that. Exo-K and Exo-M were…a conundrum to a lot of people. 2 groups making the same albums and music videos but in different languages with different members. It didn’t go over well tbh. Not to mention, SM ONLY promoted Exo-K like…exclusively. They had opportunities galore while Exo-M was just…there. Not to mention Exo-K were very timid and awkward at the time, like if you watch their debut stages, they were smol and nervous.

And then, every so often. Exo-M would get an interview or a random performance in China. And they were the COMPLETE opposite. They would be like, “the member next to me is easily the handsomest man I have ever seen with my eyes, let me tell you about it for 10 minutes.” Like they were just a lot of fun and got along great.

It’s even SUPER hard to say who got along the best. Maybe Yixing and Luhan. They were actually Good Friends, even to this day, and not because they had to be. Luhan said he had a special chat or phonebook or something for his Real Friends from back home, but Yixing was still part of it. Tao and Kris were super close too. Tao would talk about how Kris would protect him from ghosts and stuff. Actually, Kris and Yixing were really close too. They were pretty open about how Kris would defend him against bullies during their trainee days (which I’m questioning the validity of now because in Yixing’s book he talked about getting sent home by SM for a while because he clocked another trainee in the face omg). But keep in mind, pre-2015 Yixing was a different guy entirely. He was ultra-Soft™ and was kinda the “mom” of the group and Kris was really wild about him. Xiuchen were very reserved back then. I know Min and Lu were close because of the same-ageness and they played soccer together, but they showed it more after the 2 groups “merged” sorta. Jongdae was very quiet and shy back then (it took awhile to get to Modern JD) and I think people didn’t know what to make of him because then he’d get on stage and unleash these MONSTER NOTES and wow but also he didn’t know where he was most of the time??? (He trained for 4 months and got thrown into Exo of all groups for God’s sake). He was closet to Min, obvs, but Yixing too, because he said he helped him the most with learning Chinese. (That’s why their 2 years of coldness was such a shock to everyone.)

Mama era, despite their lack of notoriety, was kinda the golden age for them. They were well-liked by the public (for the most part, Tao got a lot of hate), and won an award for most popular group and it was SO EMOTIONAL like they played a video to recognize everything they had been through in their rookie year and Yixing was BALLING and they were all so close.

Then it was all downhill from there. It’s not confirmed or anything, but it’s as close to fact as we’ll ever know that Kris decided that boyband life was not for him after Mama. It’s speculated that he just disappeared for a long time, that’s why the gap between Mama and Wolf was so long. When they came back, it was as 12, and they finally started to take off. The M members weren’t really the same towards him. Not cold, but not the same. Tao found a new leader to obsess over. But really, it was just a way to make Exo-M fizzle out because, surprise, SM did not know what the hell they were doing in that market. Thus began Exo’s rise with Growl, but the domino effect of Chinese members leaving.

In 2014, it spilled by a random source that Kris left the group. And SM was like uh no he didn’t? But then a few hours later, turned out Yes He Totally Did. And one week before their first tour! Exo were…pissed to say the least. Tao got online and posted a big rant post calling him a liar and a betrayer. Suho published a letter (though it was probably SM honestly) telling him to a) get back home b) apologize to them and c) apologize to the fans and Kris was like nah on all 3 counts. 

I’m not going to get into the particulars of him leaving because that’s a whole different story, but the response kinda spoke volumes on how the remaining members felt about him. They had a press conference and they were all dressed up and spoke about it and Jongdae dropped his iconic “The ground hardens after the rain” comment then they went on a Chinese variety show (super popular but the name escapes me rn) and talked about him and cried and yikes.

One thing that was noticed in retrospect is that Luhan didn’t show the same amount of emotional hurt as the others. Because you can guess who was next. But Luhan’s departure was a lot…smoother for sure. He looked bad, point blank. Everyone was very concerned about him, members and fans. Exo’s schedule was demanding a lot out of him and he couldn’t keep up. He was bleeding from his eyes on stage. He missed a ton of their tour dates. Then, he came back for the final show, and looking back, Exo knew 100%. Yixing and Jongdae were very very close to Luhan the entire show. Then he left and it was much less of a shock, still shocking, but less so. Yixing pretty much got on weibo within a day and said he still supports him and they’re brothers. Soon after, Luhan and Kris were spotted shaking hands, so Lu was and is on really good terms with everybody.

Fast forward. Exodus. The pathcodes were dropping. Everyone was excited. Tao was in one stage, and then he was not in anymore stages. He had severe leg injuries and SM did NOT care. A few months went by and people had no clue if he was in the group or not. Then came the letter from his dad. He cited that SM made him do stunts which got him badly hurt. Fair. But then Tao’s dad had to bring up how a CERTAIN CHINESE MEMBER got a studio in China while he didn’t. Bad. If new and improved Yixing ever talks to Tao again, I’d be surprised. So, with Tao out of Exo, he had to take back everything he said about Kris. Long story short, with tears and all, Kris did not care lmao.

So here we are today. SM still does not know how to have Chinese artists. Luhan’s pretty much cool with everyone. He and Tao see each other a lot. Yixing straight up does not care if he’s seen with Luhan or not lol. Zyx doesn’t extend the same kind of interest in Kris when they’re at public events. Your guess is as good as mine if they’re on good terms.

As for Min and JD, well, they’ve got each other. I have no idea if they keep in touch with the former members. I like to think they do. They were even kinda cold to Yixing for a long time, but I think even they’re sick of this Exo-K focus while calling it Exo nonsense. They’re starting to stick up for M and Yixing and good on them! So…that’s what you missed on glee.

EXO when they hear you sing for the first time.

*I do not own the gif’s*

Xiumin

He’d be amazed by your voice but when you notice him you would stop and blush. ‘’Jagi, you don’t have to be embarrassed. You have an amazing voice.’’ He would pull you on the couch with your legs over his lap and you will continue singing but this time you would sing ‘Colors’ for him. ‘’You’re dripping like a saturated sunrise You’re spilling like an overflowing sink.’’

omg this one is a bit cheesy lol

Luhan

When he hears you sing ‘Boombayah’ he is surprised. Because you never sing in front of him. ‘’I don’t want a boy. I need a man.’’ He would pause the music and you would look up in surprise. ‘’I may have a bit of a baby face, but I am very manly and you know that.’’ You would walk to him and put your arms around his neck. ‘’Baby, I love your face so shush and yes I know you’re manly.’’ You would peck his lips. ‘’You have an amazing voice by the way.’’ This would make you bury your face in his chest.

Kris

He hears you sing while he’s learning his lines for his new movie. He finds you in the kitchen stirring in the pan while singing ‘Not On Drugs’.’’Baby, listen please. I’m not on drugs, I’m not on drugs, I’m just in love.’’ He would wrap his arms around you from behind and would place a kiss on your neck. ‘You have an amazing voice, baby. I hope you’re going to sing more often.’’

Suho

While you’re doing chores you sing along with ‘Here’. He would be amazed by your voice. ‘’Excuse me if I seem a little unimpressed with this. An anti-social pessimist but usually I don’t mess with this.’’ You probably wouldn’t notice him until you’re done with the song. So out of nowhere, he would say ‘’Wow, jagi, you have a beautiful voice.’’ You would jump in the air. ‘’Babe, you scared me!’’ he would laugh at you and give you a kiss on your temple.

Lay

When he sees you dance to ‘National Anthem’  you already took his interest. But when you even begin to sing - ‘’Tell me I’m your National Anthem. Ooh yeah baby bow down, makin’ me so wild now.’’ - this unicorn wouldn’t even know where to start with complementing you on your skills.  ‘’Omg baobei! You have an amaaaaazing voice.’’ You would blush and he would attack you with hugs.

Baekhyun

He would come into your living room when he sees you and your friend with a guitar on the couch and what surprised him was that you were singing. You didn’t notice that he came home so he would just listen to your voice. ‘’Remember those walls I built. Well, baby, they’re tumbling down.’’ Your friend, of course, noticed that he came in but she knows how shy you can be when you sang in front of other people. So you didn’t notice until you were done singing that he was standing at the door opening. ‘’Omg, Baekhyun. How long have you been standing there?’’ you said a little embarrassed. ‘’Long enough so I could hear your beautiful voice.’’ You would hide your face behind your hands so he couldn’t see your red face.

Chen

He would watch you sing ‘Fire Meet Gasoline’ with so much passion written over your face he would giggle a little. ‘’Flame you came from me. Fire meet gasoline. Fire meet gasoline. I’m burning alive.’’ Don’t get me wrong he would find your voice amazing. Now that he knows that you can sing like that, he would want to play games like ‘Who could reach the highest notes’. ‘’We should definitely check out who can sing the highest note.’’ He would say out of nowhere. You would turn around quick. ‘’How long have you been standing there?’’  ‘’Since you began to use the broom as your mic.’’ He would say smiling.

Chanyeol

You were inspired by Chanyeol’s cover of ‘All of me’ so you sat behind Chanyeol’s keyboard and searched a video of the chords of the song so you could learn them and maybe show it to Chanyeol when he comes home. You were a quick learner so you learned the chords and began to sing. Little did you know Chanyeol came home a little earlier and saw you behind his keyboard. ‘’Give me all of you. Cards on the table, we’re both showing hearts’’ ‘’Wow, I didn’t know I had such a talented girlfriend.’’ he would say and you would turn around a little shocked because you didn’t know that he had been watching ‘’Thanks, babe’’ you would say smiling. Now that he knows that you could sing, he would want to sing more with you. Maybe even record a song with you.

D.O

He would come home from practicing with EXO and he would hear some distant singing coming from the bedroom. He slowly opened the door and you were folding your clothes with ‘Dear No One’ coming through your Bluetooth box. ‘’I like my space, yeah. But I’d love to have a soul mate.’’ He would film you and send it in the group chat of EXO. ‘’Look how talented my baby is 😏’’

Tao

(just imagine for this reaction that he is still in EXO *sobs in a corner*)

He would hear you sing along to ‘Monster’ and when you sing along with the part of Nicki Minaj without any mistakes he actually would find it sexy that you could rap so good. ‘’You could be the king but watch the queen conquer’’ he would film you and send it to the group chat of EXO. ‘’Look how badass my girl is ;)’’

Chanyeol: Wow, we should totally get together to rap sometimes.

Tao: Okay, sure if it’s for rapping. Don’t get crazy ideas, boi. She’s my girl.

Kai

While you were making chicken for the two of you to eat that evening you started humming. But what once was humming was now singing your lungs out. ‘’WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS!’’ he would stand at the door opening smiling. He would wrap his arms around you after you put the chicken in the oven and you would turn around in his arms. ‘’Welcome home, babe’’ you would say ‘’Hi, my talented jagi.’’ he would say and give you a quick peck on your lips. ‘’Oh my god… Did you just-‘’ ‘’Yeah, I did, and you should sing more.’’

Sehun

You thought you were home alone with your friends, so you pulled your clothes like boas and big sunglasses out of the closet. You were doing karaoke with your friends. Once the melody of ’Me too’ started playing, Sehun walked in but you didn’t notice him yet. ‘’Who’s that sexy thing I see over there? That’s me, standin’ in the mirror.’’ ‘’You sure are sexy with that boa and your big sunglasses.’’ He would say while he recorded you with his phone. ‘’Sehun! Don’t you dare to send-‘’ but you already heard the sound of a message being sent. ‘’You didn’t just send that to all the members.’’ ‘’I sure did’’ he would say smirking.

EXO Reaction to waking up after a one-night-stand and seeing they slept with their friend/crush

For the feels xD Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*You’d wake up and realize he’s not in the bed anymore. After scanning the room with your sleepy eyes you find him sitting on the floor, next to the window and staring at you. He’s thoughtful, he also looks  a little sad, confused* “It was inevitable wasn’t it? We both have been wanting this to happen for a while… say, how does this change things?”

Kris:

*He probably won’t say anything and just leave after giving you a forehead kiss. But he would think about it day and night, wondering if what he did was wrong, if it was too son* “It’s not like I didn’t like it… but I want more than just a one night stand.. I want her.. everyday..”

Sehun:

*He would try to not act very awkward, after all he can’t deny it was the best night of his life. All he needs now is to show you that for him you aren’t just a one night stand* “Say… if you are okay with it… would you like to.. do something tomorrow? anything.. say yes.. please”

Tao:

*He’d be too worried, too scared to lose you* “I know what we did last night was something we agreed on but… Y/N you are more important to me than  a one night stand… say… can we start again? Can I prove myself worthy of you?”

Kai:

*He’ll try to remember exactly what happened that night, try to see if he did something wrong.. if he said something he shouldn’t have to* “Do you feel okay with this? Are you okay? You won’t get distant right? Tell me what you want… tell me how you want us to be…”

Xiumin:

*He would take a deep breathe and try to clear his mind before waking you up, before facing the consequences* “Y/N… I think we need to talk about last night… it’s important… please”

Baekhyun:

*Seeking advice* “Why did I do it? I don’t understand… why didn’t you stop me? You know how much I like her.. now she thinks I only wanted for a night… how do I fix this? How do I go back in time and do things better…”

Luhan:

*He’ll probably avoid you for a couple of days. Trying to not make you unconformable but end up making it worse. He’s just scared, scared of whatever that night meant.* “I just… you know I… for me you are more than just… that… I.. really like you… but I messed it up… and I’m confused… I’m not sure… how to fix this”

Chen:

*It would be hard for him, really hard but he’d try to talk with you about it. Tell you how he actually feels and how much it scares him that things could be different after that night* “Even if… even if you only want to be friends… please don’t go. Please… because to me, you are the world and I can’t afford losing you”

Kyungsoo:

*Probably would be dying inside, screaming a million things to himself but unless you know how to read his mind, all you can see is a boy watching you while you wake up with so many questions in his eyes* “I didn’t know… I didn’t know how beautiful you looked after waking up… and didn’t know how beautiful you were… under the moonlight”

Lay:

*He would come looking for you a few days later, looking like a complete mess, probably with tears in his eyes. The moment you open the door he would pull you into his arms and hold you tightly* “I’m sorry Y/N.. I’m sorry things went that way.. but I’m not sorry of what happened… because it changes nothing… it doesn’t change the way I feel for you.. I love you… you are really the most treasured thing in my life”

Suho:

*Even though the even of that night are forever in his mind, he would try to act as normal as possible to not make you feel uncomfortable. But when you don’t see him, when you aren’t looking his expression changes, his eyes show the love he feels for you and his face…. it shows the pain of not having you* “I wonder if one day… I’ll be able to hold you again, like I did that night… and tell you how you make me feel… right here in my heart”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Dating Oh Sehun would include...

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/images used.

Huang Zitao/ Tao| Kim Jongdae/ Chen| Park Chanyeol| Kim Junmyeon/ Suho| Kim Minseok/ Xiumin| Oh Sehun| Kim Jongin/ Kai| Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.| Byun Baekhyun| Zhang Yixing/ Lay| Lu Han| Wu Yifan/ Kris| Mafia!EXO|

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

In the Daytime

Originally posted by blondejongin

  • Sehun is the sweetest guy, but he isn’t going to be the best at expressing it sometimes.
  • He’ll rarely say a direct ‘I love you’ but he will say it in smaller ways. “He’ll express his care for you in smaller ways, asking ‘have you eaten today?’ or ‘did you sleep well?’
  • When he’s in a bad mood he’s going to be sassy af and will never hold back on the sarcastic comebacks.
  • “Sehun why are you taking so long?”
  • “I need eleven minutes!”
  • And when he’s pushed your boundaries too far he’s going to feel guilty. But since Sehun doesn’t conform to normal ways of cheering you up, he’ll more than likely do something like Aegyo to make you forgive him since he knows it’s your soft spot.
  • Either that or he’s going to use those gorgeous hips to make it up to you.
  • He’s going to be a brat sometimes
  • Like there is no escaping this maknae’s brattiness and you must have a magical patience line to put up with it.
  • “You look pretty cute today {y/n}, but I look cuter.”
  • “Literally shut up, Sehun.”
  • Dying each others hair.
  • You doing his make up sometimes.
  • Him being proud and showing off your eyeliner and telling everyone it’s better than Baekhyun’s.
  • He won’t admit it, but he has a small photo of you stuck to his mirror in the dressing room and he’ll always look at it and smile whenever he feels anxious or needs a stress reliever.
  • He will have no PDA
  • Unless you convince him otherwise. You’ll need to be a good convincer to crack this nut.  
  • At home he won’t be able to keep his hands off you.
  • Or when he’s drunk.
  • “Hey Jagiyaaa you look so fuckable right now let’s get a taxi homee”
  • “Sehun, we are home.”
  • Dates to bubble tea cafes.
  • Taking Vivi for walks together.
  • Vivi being like the baby of the two of you.
  • You falling asleep on the sofa with Vivi waiting for Sehun to come home.
  • And when he comes home he’ll take a secret photo because you look so. darn. cute. But this brat isn’t going to admit it. 
  • You getting him to wear couple outfits and him pretending like he hates it but inside he thinks it’s adorable.
  • Chanyeol teasing you both and Sehun getting pouty about it.
  • Watching Sehun practicing his dance moves around the house.
  • His hip thrusts are literally the work of a god.
  • Him getting really excited about Christmas and putting mistletoe all over the house.
  • It’s all fun and games until you meet with Kai underneath it.
  • “Where did all the mistletoe go, Sehun?”
  • “I burnt it.”
  • Sehun getting jealous when other guys flirt with you because he’s scared he might actually lose you.
  • Him literally being the cutest boyfriend ever and saying he loves you every day indirectly.

At Nighttime

Originally posted by khunwufan

  • Sehun pissing you off and having to spend the night on the downstairs sofa.
  • Except he never does because he always comes upstairs and shuffles into the bed, wrapping his arms around you from behind and pressing kisses to the top of your head.
  • Whispering “I love you,” when he thinks you’re asleep.
  • Him being the big spoon but sometimes he likes to be the small spoon.
  • Him putting his arms and legs over you since he’s so tall he takes up most of the room anyway.
  • Him cuddling you after a long day of practice.
  • But sometimes he’s going to want to be more active in the sheets.
  • Him being dominant.
  • Since he’s the youngest he always had a kink for being older and dominant
  • Daddy kink af
  • He makes you moan every time
  • Literally
  • He lives to hear you moan his name.
  • Him 98% of the time trying to get a ’round 2’
  • Being the sweetest for aftercare.
  • Until it comes to the nothing when you can’t walk and he finds it hilarious and he’ll tease you about it for the rest of the day
  • Basically
  • This man is hard work
  • But he loves you more than words can describe
  • And it’s all worth it in the end