“Hey tanya23, on behalf of Robsten, I apologise for all the porn by the jackals. I don’t know what made them do it, try not to be so pissed right now okay? I mean, I can’t control how I feel. Sometimes I like Rob, and sometimes I like Rupert. But Rupert prefers my greasy hair, smelly clothes and even smellier mini cooper more. I just don’t know what to do. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I love you, tanya23”, murmured Kristen, as she looked at tanya23 through her eyelashes, sorrow in her beautiful honey voice as clear as a bell.