Dear Aunt Tanya, this may sound similar to one of the previous asks but I drank too much the other night and cried and cried some more and then laughed manically. I then insisted on revealing details of my *ahem* intimate experiences to unassuming acquaintances who wanted to hear nothing of the sort. This happened over two weeks ago and I'm still mortified and deeply traumatized by the memory. How do you get over this kind of stuff? Please help. xoxox
Well I don’t have that problem because I have the perfect life and everyone wants to hear about it. Even the intimate details. Unless they’re horrible family secrets. Then all you do is deny. For example, if I, while drunk, were to HYPOTHETICALLY tell someone that my brother in law has an illegitimate child, the next day I would just tell Kathy that she was a lot drunker than me and she made up that gossip herself while she was drowning in Chardonnay. And no one can go against me because I have the power to ruin everyone’s lives.
Xoxo Aunt Tanya