tannnning

anonymous asked:

Cetusss!!! Me pasó algo tannn curioso, no tiene nada que ver directamente con astrología, una vez hablando con mi novio, estábamos pensando bobadas y el me preguntó qué si yo tuviera una hija, cómo le pondría, y yo le contesté un nombre que siempre me ha gustado, esa noche me puse a mirar el cielo, siempre lo hago y siempre me habían llamado la atención un grupo de estrellas que hay diagonal a la derecha de la constelación de Orión, hacia el norte (desde donde yo lo veo). #1

Publico para avisar y borro

Todos los ask que me están enviando de esto son delate automático igual que los ask de compatibilidad (para eso tenemos los post de compatibilidad), los ask dramáticos en anon (sólo respondemos por privado esas cosas así que sin anon) y cosas que ya parecen un juego por eso estaré reportando los ip y arreglénse ustedes con Tumblr

¿Ocupan que se los diga con todas sus letras?, bueno: 

Cetus está muerto, entiendan que sus tonterías sólo joden y a nadie les parecen divertidas

es todo, fin, chao, ahora volvemos con nuestra programación habitual <3

> Ofiuco <

anonymous asked:

Nombrarme solo 1 persona que te conozca en persona y te creo, pero sabes que no es así patética😹😹😹😹😹😹😽

Hay que ser MUYYY careraja para que una mina tannn de bajo nivel como el tuyo me lo venga a decir a mi😂 No tengo porqué darte explicaciones😙💗 yo sé la verdad, sé que si soy yo, sé que soy linda, sé que ene gente me conoce, eres penosísima, de verdad que no me la creo JAJAJAJ ve a hacer el mundo mejorrr y tu vida más interesante penosa, estudia para ayudar, ser mejor y lograr muchas metas, déjate de dar jugo. Mina envidiosa y básica hueón, TÓXICAA, pobres personas que te rodean😂

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The making of Aoi Shouta’s Himitsu no Kuchidzuke PV~

It’s English subtitled by me but, heads up, I subbed this earlier this morning~ So, expect some awkward wording / non flowy sentences~ I also see a mistake haha. Too late to change it

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Sinking Down in a Calm Sea: part 2

Years later the fallen of the Dark One, Regina finds herself living a quiet, normal life. Henry is in college and she has no more to worry about being someone’s soulmate or wicked sisters.
But with Emma, it feels like being in the open sea during a storm.

[part 1 here]

tannn dannnn dannnnn! next chapter: HENRY MILLS! I forgot to mention that each part is kinda inspired by a song. ( the titles are part of the lyrics) so this part is Snap Out of it by Arctic Monkeys. Part one is Ship to Wreck by Florence and the machine (again…)

as usual English is not my first language bla bla bla bla 

Dio gets spray tanned

Lord Dio, the most powerful and feared inhuman being in this world was sitting at home and watching another Episode of “Friends” that Vanille Ice recorded for him yes yes what a nice boi!!
But then he thought of all of his minions and he noticed
No one can say minions anymore without crying because of those yellow Surprise eggs
But it also dawned upon him that all of his minions had such beaut skin…………. And he himself could play Draco fuckn Malfoy with his white bread ass skin because even Jonothons body was white now because he spent like 100 Years away from the sun watching Nickelodeon.
So of course he called Trence to him and asked
“Tererorence, how do I get a beautiful tannn without actually going in the sun because I don’t wanna die”
“ROFL lord Dio, I’m a GAMER if you hadn’t noticed!! I do not care about tan or cake LOLZ I’m so random…………X3” Trency answered and went away to play another game of “The Slimes”
So he called Pacci, his super no homo only best buddies dudes bro™ who was also a priest and he had beauty dark skin. Sadly, Paccle lived in MURICA so Dio could only call him.
“Wryllo, Rucchi, my tomodachi chwan. Tell me, how did you get ur skin to be so,, dark” Deo asked and Penny sigHED loudly
“Honestly this is the third time i have to tell you this, Dio. I was born with dark skin. Stop calling me”
“Haha Pecchi, you dumb priest” Dio said and hung up.
But he was still not any closer to a beautiful tan
he ended up asking Vanilla Ice because his OVA version had a good tan
Chocolate Ice went to his bedroom without using the door again and dio was just tired of this fucking bullshit but needed a good tan so he didn’t kill him.
“Dear Vanillar Ice, explain me how I could get a tan like yours without entering the death ray known as sun”
“Lord dio, I think i have a solution for you” Strwaberry Ice said and just a few days later, he took Dio to a spray tan Studio where Dio killed like all of the staff and costumers so Vanilla Ice had to spray tan Dio but he didn’t know shit about spray tanning and Dio forgot to take off his clothes so now he had terrible tan lines especially on his head because of his weird ass heart.
Jotoror laughed
the end

Verle el paquete a VEGETTA me dan ganas de comerla, si soy una puta pervertida, ero es que mira ese paquete weonnnn!!!…es hermoso dan ganas de mrderlo de chuparlo de apretarlo y pasarle el culo pa que se le pare aun mas weonnnn SOY UNA PUTA PERVERTIDA ES QUE ya me estoy imaginando pasandole el culi por ese paquete weon y sentir como se le para mas y mas HAY CTM PARA CHABE PSRA WEONA PERVERTIDA NI TU MAMÁ ES ASI… MENTIRA… HOY EN LA MAÑANA TU MAMÁ TE DIJO QUE POLOLEO CON UN GUARDA ESPALDA DE LA MUJER DE PINOCHE. NO CREAN QUE MI MAMÁ ES VIEJA NO ES TANNN VIEJA YA LA COSA ES QUE SOY UNA PUTA PERVERTIDA pero mira ese paquete papuuu que a este me lo como si lo viera en el hotel me lo agarro a besos jago lo que iso una fans de DADDY YANKEE robarle un beso en la boca esa wea debo hacer