The signs as types of tan lines

Aries: crop tops
Taurus: the swimming suits that tie behind your neck
Gemini: crocs
Cancer: tan that came from a burn
Leo: Bikini
Virgo: one piece swimming suits
Libra: flip-flops/thongs
Scorpio: sunglasses
Sagittarius: socks
Capricorn: farmer’s tan
Aquarius: missing a spot while spray tanning
Pisces: tan lines from wearing jewelry