JUMP GIGA 2017 Vol. 1  Haikyuu Joke Movie Poster (By Furudate Sensei)

Translation + edit (by me):

[dotted line] Cut here [blue/white Horizontal text up top ] Jump GIGA 2017 Vol. 1 Extra   Japan Debut!! Joke Movie Poster drawn specially by Furudate Sensei!!

[blue glow text] Director: Ennoshita Chikara   Starring: Bokuto Koutarou

[Vertical left text] The count down has begun.

[Movie Title] The Day Armageddon Arrives On Earth

Director ・ Screenplay: Ennoshita Chikara

Bokuto Koutarou  Washijou Tanji  Shimizu Kiyoko  Hinata Shouyou  Hinata Natsu

Cinematography: Akaashi Keiji   Production designer: Moniwa Kaname  Music: Tendou Satori

© The Day Armageddon Arrives On Earth Production Committee

  • Washijou: *pointing to broken coffee maker*
  • Washijou: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Reon: … I did. I broke it-
  • Washijou: No. No, you didn’t. Tendou?
  • Tendou: Don’t look at me, look at Eita.
  • Semi: What? I didn’t break it!
  • Tendou: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Semi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Tendou: Suspicious…
  • Semi: No, it’s not!
  • Goshiki: If it matters, probably not but… Shirabu-senpai was the last one to use it.
  • Shirabu: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Kawanishi: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Shirabu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Taichi!
  • Reon: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Coach.
  • Washijou: No. Who broke it?
  • Yamagata: Coach, Kawanishi has been awfully quiet-
  • Kawanishi: Really?
  • Yamagata: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *screaming*
  • Washijou: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

The novel containing the second Shiratorizawa chapter just came out, as does my translation! Disclaimer, neither Japanese nor English are my native languages, I’m not super good at Japanese, but I did manage to read and understand this whole thing, so I think I give you the full story with this translation! Little things like Tendo and Ushijima’s endearing speaking quirks aren’t really translateable, but other than that! This is a really sweet story I hope all Shiratorizawa fans will enjoy.

Please buy the novel if you read this!


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Tensemi headcanon!:

Where, when Tendou and Semi have a big fight the whole team feels uncomfortable ‘cause they try to make them say the other is wrong, “Wakatoshi-kun don’t you think it’s STUPID-” “Reon isn’t funny how SOMEONE!” they argue all practice and it’s awful for everyone. The poor first years want to cry and Goshiki locked himself in the bathroom 'cause they always want him to decide who is right (。 >艸<)

The next day, as if by magic, they stop arguing and make the team feel uncomfortable in a different but happy way, they’re constantly flirting in the middle of the court being cheesy and apologizing. That’s the only day Washijou doesn’t scold at them. Even he was stressed

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Can I say “The day of the owl became an actor”?

Finally!!! Natsu is an actress.. *cry*

“Music by Tendou” Why I only can imagine he use mouth sound effects for all effects in this movie and he also sing for the ending of this movie. Don’t forget after credits they all dancing with tendou’s song.