And so, he danced. He danced like no one was watching. Since it was a CW affiliate in Omaha, it’s very likely that no one was watching. There was no glory in it. He uploaded the video to the show’s YouTube channel, and that was that. Just another day on the job. And then it became a viral hit for reasons every one of his sweet, sexually enticing dance moves makes abundantly clear. 

That was 2006. YouTube was only about a year old. The concept of a viral video star was in its infancy. Matt Geiler had no idea people would love his silly dance. He had no idea that people would mash up his dance with an array of songs and other memes.

So what’s the dark twist of his post-viral fame? That’s what’s great about Geiler’s story: It doesn’t have one. No downward spiral into dancing with the pumpkin mask for food or the sexual pleasure of Russian oligarchs. There isn’t much to say about his life today, save for one heartwarming detail. At 12 years old, his son performed his dad’s dance at a middle school talent show. That same son regularly seeks out cheap imitations of his dad’s dance that people have posted online and corrects commenters who think it’s the original video. He isn’t embarrassed or ashamed of his father. He’s proud to say that his dad was the guy in the pumpkin mask dancing like an idiot just to kill some airtime. What a great kid.

What Happened To Tan Mom, Hot Felon, And Other Net Stars?

Forget Biadore or Bitney

Real OTP?









Bianca x Tan mom

You can just feel the love 😘

thank you I reached my goal, and pay’d my bill! And I still OPEN for Commissions

Thank you very much recent commissioners!

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Never say I don’t suffer for art.


TOP THAT (Episode #9): Tan Mom’s new music video, a grizzly bear eating a GoPro, what REALLY happened at the Billboard Awards, a Justin Bieber monkey update, and more.


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