Does anyone know where I can get this amazing shirt depicting my spirit mom’s make-up artistry? Also, I really hope you guys have seen The Eyes of Tammy Faye, a documentary all about her life narrated by my other spirit mom, RuPaul. If not, it’s on Instant, so get to it.
this is a makeup-related question, but quickly: if I asked you if you had “a lash comb”, would you immediately know what I was referring to?
I was in the makeup section of my local drugstore today and was just idly poking through the eyeliners… When the salesgirl (she was younger than me — maybe in her early/mid 20s — so I’m allowed to call her that) approached me to ask “can I help you find anything?” instead of shouting “NOPE!!!” and skittering away like my regular self I decided to Adult™ and reply, “Yes actually… I’m looking for a lash comb - have you got any in stock?”
The way this woman looked at me… like I had two heads. I started to think I’d accidentally used the wrong word. “Uh… you know,” I started to explain, “the little comb for your eyelashes…?”
“No. No we don’t have those.” she replied, giving the distinct impression she thought I was nuts.
SO… followers, am I nuts? OR AM I RIGHT AND ARE LASH COMBS A THING AND IS THIS PERSON WHO WORKS IN THE COSMETICS SECTION OF MY LOCAL DRUGSTORE A DUMB JERKFACE?!