tamie love

zaevran  asked:

ALRIGHT, tamithna (tami for friends) doesn't trust easily and she's not an elfy elf. she's very sarcastic, her humor is very dry (the kind that makes cassandra go "ugh) and she laughs at her own jokes. she's also very kind hearted and serious when necessary, also goal focused. curses a lot, has a terrible sense of direction and always carries tons of maps with her, even tho she can't read them very well. she's also pan and a HUGE FLIRT :D

Awww thanks ♥

“What do you mean you don’t have it yet ? “

Tamithna was dealing with a merchant dwarf, apparently she was searching for some specific maps of the Emerald Graves.

“HURRYL !” Daeron’s voice pierced the noise and the dwarf stiffened “This rune isn’t working, you promessed me that–”

Daeron stoped talking when he felt Tami’s glance on him and a few moments later, adressed her with a concerned voice

“My lady, did he boser you ? I appologize, he is such a mess sometimes !” he was upset, truly.

Tami was still looking at him and sighed

“Well I have to go to the Emerald Graves tomorow and I asked last week for maps but…” she rolled her eyes

“Hush, this dwarf is useless.” Daeron grunted “May I propose you something, my lady.” he took Tami’s hand and winked (what a shameless dalish) “I am the best ranger of all time, I know this place by heart, believe me.”

She wasn’t sure, how could she trust him ? He had this annoying type of face… but she couldn’t think about an other way to go there and don’t get lost. She shaked his hand and snorted

“Well then, you’re my best option. But I might ask you something : what do you want in exchange ?” she raised an eyebrow when she saw his smirk

“I have some things to do there and… to be honest, I haven’t got a tent where to sleep in so… If we could share yours, it would be nice of you.”

“I see… You’re that type of men.” she smirked too “It’s gonna be more interesting than I expected.”

The merchant Hurryl had already left the place when the two of them went towards the tavern, perhaps to get to know more about each other ?

Skam season 2 soundtrack

After I posted this post with music from season 3, it was anonymously requested that I do one for season 2 as well. Again, there might be something wrong so you can message me to fix anything if you think something’s wrong and I’m sorry about typos, because there sure have to be some hah. Hope you find it useful!

1:12

  • Turbonegro - City Of Satan (the beginning - showing the city, photos from parties and the girls watching Isak making out with the girl)
  • Amy Winehouse - The Girl From Ipanema (Noora is making food)
  • Elton John - Circle Of Life (playing in Eskild’s room)
  • Carl Louis + Pav - Apogee / Carl Louis + Ary - Human Again (both play in the kitchen while the girls are talking)
  • Britney Spears - Gimme More (the girls and Eskild dancing in the kitchen)
  • Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (they start dancing again, William texts Noora he’ll pick her up next Friday + credits)

2:12

  • New Order - Blue Monday (the girls are looking at Jonas and talking about him before he comes up to them)
  • Joy Division - New Dawn Fades (the girls are watching the girl who’s engaged to Sana’s brother walk by)
  • The Weeknd - The Hills (Noora and William driving to the date)
  • Tami Tamaki - I Never Loved This Hard This Fast Before (credits)

3:12

  • Jay-Z & Kanye West - Illest MotherFucker Alive (William and co are arriving to school)
  • Hanzee - Penetrators 2016 (plays at the party)
  • ZL-Project - Galleriet 2015 (Noora is looking for William at the party to ask about what happened with Vilde)
  • Lil Wayne & Drake & Future - Love Me (Noora watches Chris making out with two girls)
  • the songs that Noora sings: Love Is All Around, When You Say Nothing At All, More Than Words
  • Extreme - More Than Words (credits)

4:12

  • Massive Attack & Young Fathers - Voodoo In My Blood (showing the forest)
  • Watkin Tudor Jones - Super Evil (credits)

5:12

  • M.I.A. - Borders (the city, the girls looking at the help the penetrators and Syria signs)
  • Robyn - Dancing On My Own (the girls dancing at the party and Eva looking at Jonas and Noora looking at William)
  • Bek & Wallin Feat. Benjamin Beats - Woops 2016 (Noora tries to look for William at the party, drunk Eva comes up to Jonas and his gf, tries to make out with Isak etc.)
  • TIX & The Pøssy Project - East High 2016 (Noora and William are talking and Eva makes out with Vilde)
  • Tame Impala - Let It Happen (William tells Noora to tell him she doesn’t like him)
  • Childish Gambino - II. Zealots of Stockholm (Free Information) (William leaves after Noora tells him)
  • Coldplay - Paradise (Noora and William kiss)
  • Lady Sovereign - Love Me Or Hate Me (credits)

6:12

  • Forsvarets Stabmusikkorps - Bojarenes Indtogsmarsch (William’s brother cooking in the kitchen)
  • Egil Ellevill & Jack Dee - Bromance (credits)  

7:12

  • Air - Sexy Boy (Noora and William making out)
  • Fergie - Clumsy (Noora and William making out in Noora’s room)
  • Våren - Bodø Domkor (the girls coming to the party)
  • Axwell - Barricade (everyone dancing at the party)
  • ZL-Project -  Overdoze 2016 (also at the party)
  • David Guetta + Showtek - Bad (Noora and William looking at each other, Chris tells William something, they go outside etc.)  
  • Skrillex - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (the fight with the yakuza guys)
  • Forsvarets Stabmusikkorps -  Sønner av Norge (credits)

8:12

  • Susanne Sundfør - Darlings (Noora waiting for William)
  • Uranienborg Skolekorps - Gammel Jegermarsj (William and Noora are arguing and the band passes by)
  • Smerz - Because, Beglomeg - Vota Ferriomi, Bloksberg - Gamlebyen (in the flat when Noora talks to Nikolai etc.)
  • Oslo Filarmoniske Orkester Mariss Jason - Morgenstemning (credits)

9:12

  • Susanne Sundfør - Kamikaze (Noora waiting for William and them kissing in the classroom)
  • Beyoncé - Pray You Catch Me (credits)

10:12

  • Rockettothesky - Grizzly Man (William tells Noora she doesn’t have to do anything and she relaxes and falls asleep)
  • Berliner Philharmoniker, Herbert Von Karajan - Ja, Vi Elsker (Eva reads the article)
  • Schola Cantorum & Forsvarets Stabmusikkorps - Fargert Er Landet (the girls go to the ER with Noora)
  • Mats Eilertsen - Memento (Noora is waiting for Nikolai at the café)
  • Fergie - Here I Come (Noora ending her speech and leaving the café)
  • Feit’n Fra Kolbotn - Noe Bedre (Noora tells William she doesn’t know whether she slept with Nikolai, runs after him when he leaves + credits)

11:12

  • Missy Elliott ft. Ludacris - One Minute Man (Noora tells William that if he really wants to get rid of her he’s got to meet her for a talk first)
  • Passion Pit - Tonight, Tonight (Noora talking on the phone to Eva and William coming back)
  • Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. (credits)

12:12

  • Highasakite - God Don’t Leave Me (Noora and William sleeping and kissing)
  • Kamel - Si Ingenting (starts playing after William says there’s a video of him smashing the bottle on the guy’s head + the girls stop talking when Noora comes + starts playing when the girls agree on remaining silent + Noora waiting for William when he’s being questioned)
  • The Black Eyes Peas - I Gotta Feeling (showing some places with no people around - classroom and Noora’s flat etc.)
  • David Guetta - I Gotta Feeling (everyone dancing at the party)
  • Astrid S - 2am (Matoma Remix) (Noora and William looking at each other at the party and texting each other)
  • Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Fuck You (William texts Noora asking what does she want to do)
  • Ketil Scheie + Audun Andre Sandvik - Somewhere Only We Know (the scene between Noora and William, Kasper comes to the party and makes out with Chris)
  • Sony Alven - Our Youth, Robin og Bugge - Best når jeg er full (play at the party)
  • Aphaville - Forever Young (Isak says the belt Jonas is wearing - the one that Noora found - is his)
  • Jay Z - Young Forever (credits)
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Glitch In The Matrix Stories #4

Weird Thing Appeared In Microwave

After I got home from a long day of school, there was a breakfast sandwich in the fridge that I didn’t have time to eat when I got up in the morning, so I decided to heat it up in the microwave. I put it in for 40 seconds and then I got up to check the mail. when I got back in, it was just about done, so I opened up the microwave. There was now 2 things in the microwave, the breakfast sandwich, and an unopened container of livers! What was weird was that the livers were not hot at all but the breakfast sandwich WAS warm. I am positive it wasn’t in there when I put the sandwich in.

Credits to: ededed32

I Experienced A Weird Glitch On The School Bus Back In Middle School

Let’s rewind to the spring of 2009. I was nearing the end of 8th grade, and had been really getting into music that year. At some point, my dad surprised me with an iPod Nano. I was super happy, of course, and spent the weekend loading the thing up with all of my CDs. My friend also told me about LimeWire, so I went and sailed the seven seas a bit. I listened to it on the school bus every single day until the day I replaced it.

A month after I got it, I was sitting on the bus in a left aisle-side seat, just listening to some music and looking around, while we all waited for the rest of the buses to get going. There was a guy sitting one seat ahead of me in the opposite aisle-side seat, to from where I was, I was basically looking over his shoulder. He happened to be messing around on his iPhone. Since the iPhone was a fairly new thing at the time, it caught my eye. This is where the weird stuff started.

The thing he had on his screen was some sort of app. It had a green background, with a black rectangle on the left that had a beige border, and on the right it was a list of text. As I watched, I realized it was a sort of music player, but definitely not the one that came with the iPhone. The main thing that caught my eye was the fact the guy was scrolling through an exact copy of all the music I had on my iPod. 

I could somehow read and see the text on his phone from where I was sitting, and the music he was looking at was clearly what I had. I mean, there was nothing missing and nothing that was added. And I had a bit of a random assortment of songs at the time, so it seems to be a little far-fetched to think this random dude had a completely identical music library to what I had. I could see St. Anger by Metallica, Canon Rock by JerryC (I had it listed as Funtwo), Through the Fire and Flames by DragonForce, and Open Your Heart from the Sonic Adventure soundtrack pop up. Since those songs were ripped from LimeWire, the cover art was all janky. Looking at the dude’s phone, I saw that everything was the same. The song title, the artist, the janky cover art, everything. He was scrolling through a list of anything and everything that was on my iPod. He wasn’t even listening to anything. There were no headphones, and I hear no sound coming from the phone’s speaker.

About 30 seconds into me staring at what this dude was doing, he suddenly turned and looked right at me. He had the oddest expression on his face, like a mixture between amusement and annoyance. He shut the phone off, put it in his pocket, and then stared back towards the front of the bus. It sort of freaked me out, needless to say. As if it wasn’t weird enough, I realized I had never seen that kid before in my life. I knew the faces of everyone on the bus, but I had never seen his. So OK, I guess it could’ve just been someone who was going to a friends house. 

Just as I thought that, I also realized he wasn’t on the bus when I got on. The seat was empty when I sat down, and I was looking towards the front the whole time. I would’ve seen him come on. He just sort of popped into existence.

The rest of the bus ride was normal and uneventful, though I kept my eye on the guy the entire time. He never turned back to look at me, and he got off at one stop with a few other people. I never saw him again after that. Not at school, not at the bus, nothing.

Credits to: SupaKoopa714

The Cat Shat On My Bed

Before I moved in with my boyfriend a few years ago, I was living alone in a 2-bedroom apartment I couldn’t afford. Since I had extra space, my friend and her girlfriend moved into the spare room to help with rent. The only caveat is that they needed to bring their cat.

I’m not a big cat person, but I try to be friendly with them. I give them love, baby talk to them, but I just prefer dogs. I was working from home at the time, so I spent entire days in my apartment alone with this cat while my roommates were off working 12-hour shifts. I didn’t mind too much. They kept the cat’s food bowl, litter box and toys in their room, so I didn’t have much to complain about except the incessant meowing. 

As soon as I woke up in the morning, I would open my bedroom door and this cat would instantly be meowing in my face. I go to make the coffee. MEOW. I sit down in front of my computer to get work done. MEOW. I checked to see it had food. I gave it some affection. MEOW. MEOW. MEOOOOOWWW.

This cat just straight up didn’t like me. One day I came home from the grocery store and decided to take a nap. I jumped into bed to find a giant wet spot. The cat pissed on my bed.

Obviously I was annoyed, but it’s just an animal. It didn’t know any better. Then it happened again. And again.

Fed up, my roommates brought the issue up to their vet and he told them to keep her inside their separate bathroom while they were at work. I thought keeping an animal in a confined space was a little cruel, but I really couldn’t stand giving my bed another full-fledged scrub down.

One day, the cat was in the bathroom. The bathroom was inside their bedroom, so the cat was behind two separate doors. I made my bed and took off to the grocery store. I came home, put the groceries away and went back to my room to check up on work. What did I find?

A FRESH SHIT ON MY BED. Like, freshhhhh. I checked to see if the cat was still in the bathroom, and she was. I checked the vents and any other possible entryway into my room. All were closed.

I texted my roommates to make sure they didn’t briefly come home while I was out. They didn’t. None of my friends believe me. It’s the most unexplainable thing that’s ever happened to me and it sounds like a punchline.

Credits to: totallynotabear

Strange Book My Father And I Found One Day 

When I was 7, my grandmother died. Her name was Audrey. She was sometimes called Auntie.

When I was 10, my brother’s best friend died at the age of 26. He was close with our family. Like a second son. My grandmother knew him too before she passed.

When I was 13, three years after he had died, my father and I went to visit his grave. My mom stayed home. We visited every so often. My grandmother wasn’t buried in the same place as him, we kept her ashes at our home. So we park and I get out of the car. His gravestone isn’t far from where we parked at all. Immediately after stepping out I step on a small red and pink book that’s in between the grass of the cemetery and the concrete where we parked, kind of in a very weird place. It seemed like it was placed perfectly so I would find it. I pick it up. It’s called “God’s Little Devotional Book For Moms”. My dad and I thought it was cute and that we should bring it home to my mom. Nobody was around, and we waited to see if someone would come by for it, but nobody did.

We visit his grave for a while and head home. I bring my mom the book we found, and she likes it. It’s filled with daily mantras and sayings and stuff like that. Then I look on the first page of it, and there’s writing in pen on it. It says: “To Tami, All My Love, Auntie.” I find this weird because Tami is my mother’s name and that’s how she spells it too. We’re a little perplexed by this for a few moments, when my mom says that she recognizes that handwriting. It’s my grandmother’s. We go out and get several cards my grandmother had sent us and letters she’d written to check and see if they match- and yes- to a T- that is HER handwriting. Also addressing herself “Auntie” like how people always use to call her.

My grandmother had been dead for 6 years at this point. I have no idea how it happened.

Credits to: sailorjava