tall boy

Important announcement for short boys:
- y'all are ok
- you shouldn’t be taller
-not every guy is gonna pick on you because of your height
-and even if they do just kick them in the balls
-you are attractive
-yes there are plenty of boys and girls that don’t care about height
- usually they are the taller ones btw so don’t get scared to talk to them
- actually don’t get scared at talking to any girl/boy at all
- cuz you are all valid
- you are handsome
- you are cute
- and you are all hot
- y'all are ok just the way you are
- keep rockin'

Thoughts on my child

1. what the fuck is on his ribs do yall see that shit?? It looks like something for binding and I’m hoping its just his skin but sfkfsakjlfjkl

2. hE’S TALL AS FUCK OMG FUCKFUCUFKCK

3.”lil guppy hello would you like this egg here I gots in my hand”

4. (Should be 1) I really hope the tall manfish fucks my mute lady here oh my oh yes

5. (should be 0.5) do yall think his dick is a tentacle bc regular dicks are boring and I can totally get into a tenta-dick-


Edit: Continued - http://soulshadow135.tumblr.com/post/163473702354/more-thoughts-on-my-child

@namtif I had a feeling that their heights would end up being the next possible question from my post lol!

A while ago @mlscience did an incredible job at calculating Chat Noir’s height from the dimensions of the Mona Lisa! Their use of math is way beyond my abilities or comprehension, but I can try my best at estimating an approximate scale for how tall they could be. Just remember, I’m probably not going to be very accurate. ^_^

It took me a bit to find some decent images that showed his full body with a open hand for scale. Thankfully for the wonderful pictures provided by @officialmiraculousladybug I got this excellent character model reference:

I was able to mark the length of his hand, and the number of those that would fit within his height. As you can see he is about 9 hands high (insert horse jokes haha)
But just to be sure, and have a reference for Marinette as well, I applied the same measurement to another image:

Again I got close to about 9 hand lengths in his height. So if according to my previous estimate, Adrien’s hands are about 20cm long, then that is 20 x 9 = 180cm or roughly 5ft 10in. Marinette’s is about 8 hand lengths, which would be 20 x 8 = 160cm or 5ft 3in. Giving a few centimeters for a margin for error, they could both be slightly taller or shorter than my measurements.

a request!

reblog this post & in the tags talk about ur first Legit oc