talking-lizard

since Danny is frank, does that mean Danny DeVito doesn’t exist within the world of sunny? who took Charlie’s place in his movies? while not a necessarily negative concept overall one definitely positive result would be that at least there’s a place coffee town doesn’t exist

youtube

Odin got a very rare treat this week silky chicken eggs!

Thing that Happened in Band Today
  • Band Director: You all are my ponies, and I have led you to the water. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE FREAKING WATER ON YOUR OWN!
  • *kids chuckle*
  • Band Director: That's how the saying goes, right? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown it or else everyone will get mad and you'll be fired.
  • *more chuckling*
  • Saxophone: *raises hand* I wanna drown it!
  • Everyone: *looking at the sax*
  • Band Director: ...Moving on.
Things the Mystic Messenger fandom needs to talk about

-The lizard that Seven apparently lost in his house

-The fact that Jumin knows the exact number of spoons V has in his house (exactly 20, apparently)

-He also calculated the average amount of hair Elizabeth the 3rd sheds (3-28 strands per ten minutes) (???)

-The voice actor for Saeran Choi also dubbed Mickey Mouse, Aladdin, and Tamaki Suoh in the Korean versions of their shows

-Jaehee keeps a photo of Zen underneath her mousepad

-Seven canonically wrote Yoosung a love letter

-JUMIN STOLE AND CRASHED SEVEN’S CAR ONCE

-Zen wants to dye his hair pink


to be updated

anonymous asked:

Your Dippica kissing meme drawings made my day they were so beautiful! Is it possible you could draw Teen Pacifica and Dipper cuddling?

Sorry this took awhile and it’s only sort of snuggling but I honestly only seeing them do something like Pacifica sitting somewhere and Dipper just leaning into her and talking about whatever he’s thinking about. The nerd.

But thank you! That whole thing was fun and glad people liked them.

Star Trek: *Spock’s soul was once in Bones till Spock was brought back from the dead. Neelix nearly destroyed voyager with cheese. THRESHOLD. MASKS. Brent Spiner playing most of TNG characters. Jadzia having a worm in her belly which has lived for hundreds of years in different people. Talking Lizards. Giant green hand holding the enterprise. Abraham Lincoln. The Mirrorverse. Unicorn Dog. Odo. Feregni’s sexism. Those Ferengi weapons from early TNG (the weird dildo looking ones). Transporters. V’ger. Rouge holograms. THE WHOLE OF THE FINAL FRONITER (which is excellent tho). An emissary who loves baseball. Time travelling cyborgs destroyed by an android. WHALES*

Gatekeeping fan: Yeah that’s fine

Star Trek: Got a new series and the main character is a black woman called Michael and there is an openly gay character.

Gatekeeping fan:

anonymous asked:

hey do you got any trandoshan headcanons? like their culture, anatomy, etc

DO I!! :D :D :D

i’m ill and brainfoggy today, but i like to keep word docs of headcanons for species i like lmao… here’s some trandoshan headcanons i’ve been sitting on. :>

  • females are significantly bigger than their male counterparts in terms of muscle mass.
  • trandoshans develop far quicker than, say, humans. they are full-fledged adults by ten years old. this rapid development doesn’t come without drawbacks; trandoshans hit middle age in their thirties, and are venerable by sixty years of age. it is exceptionally rare to meet a trandoshan over seventy years old.

  • trandoshans are not as social as, say, humans, but still social enough that they can and will form close bonds with a select few other beings. females and males traditionally lived apart, coming together seasonally solely to reproduce. they would tend to live in social groups (or ‘hunting parties’) of ten to thirty individuals for males, twenty to fifty for females, and could be very territorial towards close neighbours. females would generally occupy larger territories (what with their numbers and higher metabolisms necessitating higher prey counts), and would actively oust males from bountiful territories. in contemporary times, large settlements have cropped up wherein trandoshans live more similarly to social mammalian sapients like humans, making trade and whatnot easier with the wider galaxy; there is still a fairly large tendency towards sex segregation, however. many trandoshans across trandosha still live in their smaller hunting parties, albeit with enhanced technology.

  • they are an egg laying species (thus, females lack mammary glands and the species lack nipples and navels entirely). traditionally, fathers had no involvement in their offspring’s upbringing (rarely sticking around past confirming that a mating had been successful in terms of reproduction). female groups would communally rear offspring, with fledged male younglings being obligated to leave upon coming-of-age and female younglings being given the choice to stay or go. in contemporary trandoshan culture, influenced by the behaviours of common sapient species like humans, some trandoshans choose to form pairs and rear children as a ‘nuclear family’ (to very mixed results).
  • adult trandoshans generally shed their skin twice yearly. newly shed trandoshans are very glossy, whilst trandoshans due a shed have a very rough, almost matte look to their skin. trandoshans are typically very irritable whilst shedding, and are best avoided for the three-to-five days it takes them to complete the process. additionally, trandoshans can regenerate lost limbs; this is a slow process, and requires the regenerating individual to up their food intake significantly.
  • despite being predominantly reptilian in appearance, trandoshans are warm-blooded.

  • they’re obligate carnivores. their high metabolisms necessitate a high food intake; it’s thought that this requirement is what led to their species-wide high prey drive and cultural obsession with hunting (for both food and pleasure). trandoshans can consume every part of a carcass (from hide and hoof to organ and bone), but they will usually keep trophies from impressive kills regardless (usually pelts, horns, antlers, etc.).

  • as with most peoples, trandoshans may observe one of many different faiths. the religion with the largest following across the species is the monotheistic faith centered around a goddess known as the scorekeeper. the scorekeeper tallies each individual trandoshan’s hunting abilities throughout their life; successful hunters will be welcomed into her hunting party in the afterlife, whereas those who failed to hunt enough or who disgraced themselves (e.g. by being captured or preyed upon themselves, etc.) would forever be doomed to serve as prey for the scorekeeper and her hunters. (this is extrapolated from eu canon. a trandoshan character in the old republic game talks about the scorekeeper a lot.)

  • trandoshans generally aren’t very empathic, tending to be emotionally self-involved at best. they’re pretty blunt and pragmatic as a rule.

  • their native language, dosh, is very difficult to learn for most mammalian species, as it requires layered growls, hisses, and grunts. these tend to carry over when a trandoshan learns another language (i.e. galactic basic), leading to an undertone of repitilian noises when they talk.

headcanon: i feel like lance is the type of person who can’t sit still. like at the least he’s gotta bounce his leg a mile a minute, or his hands have to fiddle with something, especially when he’s nervous or embarrassed. like when he’s standing he’ll either mess with his hands or tug at the bottom of his jacket or shirt. idk man he’s just a naturally fidgety guy he can’t help it

Tag Meme

tagged by @sorrybutiforgotmyusername !!

RULES: Tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! Tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously! //totally didn’t copy this from the last person//

1. yellow is my favorite color !!
2. once i thought i killed my uncle’s dog and cried for two hours straight
3. i have multiple scars, half of them from my cat
4. my nails are currently purple :p
5. i play bass drum!
6. six is my favorite number!!
7. i consider myself to be an optimist :0c
8. i have a disco ball in my room
9. my hair is brown.
10. i had pizza for lunch 10/10
11. as of writing this, it is currently 4:04 !

okie so i tag @ciphergem @savedfor-a-rainyday @boss-headcanons @chaoticgalaxyfeathers @dankmemesdoodle @eatthebookschildren @jessyneko @jaded-jakuzure @qveenmidori @nessieloch @amarachuu