talking unicorn

anonymous asked:

"How did Tom's parents conceive him?" This is just my humble opinion....but I imagine the answer is the same way that Donkey (from the movie Shrek) was able to impregnate the Dragon, and have multiple dragon-donkey babies.

I’d say a closer example would be Hagrid’s parents (Who were a female giant and a normal Wizard). but that works too.

However, i’m just not gonna choose to question how it works and just be glad that they were able to bring such a precious boy into the world at all.

They looked so proud of him in that clip btw,  it’s so cute.

It’s a show with hollow talking unicorn heads, cats with human faces, and magical human looking bug people that can melt your face off when they go super-saiyen, i probably shouldn’t question it that hard.

I can’t wait to learn more about them and their relationship with Tom though.

AU where Geno and the pens are part of a secret organization that time travels to maintain the flow of historic events, and on one mission, Geno is tasked to go back to the 1820s to save a man (whose great-great grandson will eventually be key to a medical breakthrough that will change history) from a freak accident involving a horse carriage gone rogue. 

Anyways, the man is super thankful and insists on treating Geno to dinner, and Geno is hesitant because he’s really not supposed to interact this much with the subject but the man won’t hear a no. So Geno gets taken to this guy’s estate and meets Sidney, the man’s youngest son, who is beautiful and intelligent and basically Geno’s exact type. So right there and then Geno knows that he’s screwed. 

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honestly guys let’s set this clear right now.

how can this world become purer when girls, I repeat, GIRLS are bitching about other girls?? GIRLS are talking about how fat she is, how lazy she is, what a fucking weirdo she is and what not. GIRLS are criticizing her choices, the fact that she like staying at home better than going out and socializing. GIRLS are the fucking one who are back bitching about her even though in front of her they’re smiling that sweet sticky smile.

And then again, GIRLS are also helping her out. GIRLS are telling her she’s beautiful just the way she is, that is doesn’t need to give a fuck about others. GIRLS are telling her, don’t worry sweetheart every girl will be equal one day.

now tell me. I’m addressing each girl who reads this. Which group do you want to be a part of? do you want to be that hindrance in the path of proving that each girl is equal, or do you want to be a catalyst and speed up this process? whatever you say now, I want you choose the second group. help that girl whose struggling with homework out. help that girl who’s being bullied by those bitches. Take a step forward. After all, what is this costly education even worth of if you don’t know what’s right or wrong? stop those bitches doing those bad bad things. It’s time to shine, lovely. It’s time to step out of your shells.

an incomplete list of Actual Canon Things that monkey d luffy has done
  • snuck into the biggest, most important, most secure prison in the world by hanging off the most beautiful woman in the world’s ass
  • saw a zombie start to come out of grave. pushed it right back down
  • grabbed the people who were coming with him and jumped off a Very Very Tall Gigantic Elephant instead of climbing down like a normal person jfc luffy
  • got eaten by a snake once and just like. didnt realize it??
  • kinda kidnapped the mermaid princess?? except not really because she wanted to go but she wasn’t supposed to leave so his solution was to hide her in her shark’s mouth
    • keep in mind, she was like.. the size of a whale. which i mean very literally. like she was a giant mermaid. like 20x larger than luffy. jfc. the poor shark
    • luffy later hid in the shark too. the poor shark
  • refuses to be called a hero because a hero is the kind of person who would divide up and share the meat, and he’s going to eat all the meat himself
  • got really mad at laboon when his special seat on the Going Merry was snapped off by hitting laboon, so he rips off the mast and hits laboon with it??? why???
  • meets the kraken and decides to make it his pet
    • he fucking names it after a type of squid too, even though it’s an octopus
  • saw the most beautiful woman in the world naked. was just disappointed that there wasn’t food
  • a disembodied pair of legs got attached to his back so he decided that he was now a centaur
  • saw a talking tree and a unicorn. immediately tried to invite them to join the crew (his crew stopped him)
    • did the same thing with brook, actually, since brook is a skeleton
  • immediately upon meeting brook, he asks him if he poops
    • he does this a few other times too, to other non-human entities, but i cant remember specifics right now
      • also brook answers the question?? why??
        • he can poop, if anyone was curious
  • PUNCHED a CELESTIAL DRAGON in the FACE which admittedly isn’t weird at all compared to the rest of this stuff but it was DAMN SATISFYING

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Oml folks look at this!!

It’s a guy in Piura (Perú) rescuing people after the flodding. He volunteered with the police forces in boats to find all the people who needed help.
He went with his boat and a unicorn floatie
I can’t even, this is so pure

Also there was an ice cream man who went to the flodded areas to play the trumpet to lighten up all the damaged.
There’s a video of people dancing along but I can’t find it ;;;;;;;

These little things in the middle of my country’s emergency state give me hopes tbh

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This is Keith.

He wanders around the city of Brooklyn, Ohio and talks to his stuffed unicorn companion. I saw him at the grocery store today and people would pass him then look at me and just roll their eyes. Other’s would tell me they wish they had their phones on them and some would just stare. Finally, I struck up a conversation with him as he came my way. Eventually I asked him what he was doing today and he said he was going to be celebrating everyone’s un-birthday. He said “Whoever doesn’t have a birthday is who I am going to celebrate!” I asked for a photo and as he walked away, he smiled and said “By the way, you look gorgeous!”

He may seem sweet and innocent but he is actually one of the reasons underage students in middle and high school are getting their hands on drugs, whether it be marijuana or coke or worse. He is dangerous and he scares the crap out of me lmfao.

Yvonne vs. The Predator

BOOM! goes the dynamite!

Yvonne Strahovski Joins Shane Black’s ‘The Predator’

“Strahovski will play the mother to Tremblay, a troubled boy who is accidentally drawn into the conflict with the fierce alien creatures by her ex-husband, played by Holbrook. 

Strahovski, who has had runs on Dexter and 24: Live Another Day, next co-stars in Hulu’s buzzy Margaret Atwood adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale with Elizabeth Moss and Joseph Fiennes. She also has two movies in the can: Dennis Iliadis-directed He’s Out There and the Marc Forster-directed drama All I See is You, the latter with Blake Lively.“ [x]