talking pie

anonymous asked:

how do u think harry is in bed?

oh good question! I think he loves sleeping on his tummy and does it a lot, and he says ‘goodnight, sleep well’ to his butterfly tattoo every night. He definitely is a blanket hogger. He probably rolls around a lot in his sleep and hogs all the sheets and blankets and when he wakes up he ends up looking like a fluffy sleepy burrito. I also think that he uses more than one pillow, but he’s got a favourite one that’s extra soft and silky. Oh and he starfishes for sure, cos he’s a lil starfish!

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Hanzo: brother no.

Genji: brother yes.

anonymous asked:

Idk if you are open for mlp requests too but if you are, maybe you could doodle something sunpie related? ;; (sunset shimmer/pinkie)

sortaaaa sunpie related…. 

from the fairytale au, pinkie’s side quest is to find a “mysterious unicorn who knows celestia’s darkest secrets” and its, of course, sunset shimmer, who was once human but became cursed to live as a unicorn until she can redeem herself 

uhuhhhh so yeah, the moment pinkie the forest witch finds sunset shimmer, the unicorn with the sun on her back. 

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(Before zimbits becomes canon) Okay so imagine Bitty and Shitty having a talk in the kitchen about women-taking last names after marriage. Then Jack being the doof he is walks in and is casually like 'haha what about zimmerman' and bitty is internally like 'oh heck yea i take that name' and jack is internally 'why the heck did i say that'

Bitty and Shitty were sitting in the kitchen taste testing Bitty’s latest creation and talking last names.

“I get it, Bitty. I totally get it. Just because you’re getting married doesn’t mean you have to take some person’s name. But some people like tradition and the whole becoming a family thing.”

Bitty laughed, enjoying watching Shitty pretty much have the entire conversation with himself. It was always entertaining to watch Shitty discuss whatever was on his mind from every angle.

“Fuck, Bitty, this pie is good. What about you? If you were with some guy and you guys got married, would you want to take his name? Or what if he wanted to take your name? What would you do?”

Finding his pie suddenly very interesting, Bitty pushed it around the plate, trying to find an answer. “Um….I think it would depend on who I was marrying. I kinda like my last name. What about you? Would you ask you wife to take your name?”

Shitty smiled and leaned back in his chair. “Are you serious? Me? She can have it if she wants it, Knight is an awesome last name. But I wouldn’t mind taking her’s either.”

“Knight is a pretty awesome last name. I’d take it if we got married.” Bitty teased. “Might make it a hyphenate, though.”

“Knight-Bittle? Nah, Bittle-Knight is better.”

“I like Knight-Bittle. Using, Bittle, first sounds like a teeny knight.”

Shitty laughed and was stealing another piece of pie when they heard Jack’s voice at the door. “What about Zimmermann?”

Bitty was silent as Jack looked him in the eye and Shitty pushed a chair out for him. “There’s a lot of legacy to that name. I think I could live up to it.”

Jack took a seat and Bitty handed him a slice of pie, trying not to make eye contact. He hoped if he just nodded along and let Jack and Shitty banter, Jack wouldn’t ask him what he thought. He’d had a crush on Jack for so long now, he wasn’t sure what would come out of his mouth if Jack asked.

Jack took a bite of pie and stared down at the table, cheeks red. “What..um..what flavor is this? It’s, it’s good.”

Relieved to have a new subject, Bitty babbled about how he was trying something new and how glad he was that Jack and Shitty had liked it. Soon after that, they all moved onto a new subject and Bitty could breathe a sigh of relief.

If he was truly honest, he’d jump at the chance to take the Zimmermann name. Shitty was right, it had a legacy, but it was a good one. Even if they hyphenated it, it still sounded good and Bitty would by lying if he said he’d never imagined it.

Bitty stood to start cleaning up and Shitty disappeared muttering something about helping Lardo. Jack carried the plates over to the sink. As Bitty washed, Jack dried and nudged Bitty with an elbow. “Everything alright, Bittle?”

“Of course! Just thinking about what I need to study next. Got distracted with the pie and am probably a little behind.”

Taking the dish from Bitty’s hands, Jack pointed to the door. “Go. I’ll finish here.”

“Are you sure?”

“Go, BIttle. Can’t have you getting behind.”

“Thanks, Jack.”

“You’re welcome, Bittle.”

food truck au 2/??

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Jack had one blissful week of texting Eric in peace before his teammates caught on.

“ZIMMBONI,” Tater shouted across the dressing room at the end of practice that day. “Who you texting that make you smile so big?”

In a scary sort of tandem, Ransom and Holster whipped around to look at him.

“Yeah, Zimmboni,” Holster parroted. “Who ya texting?”

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RvB Headcanon:

Wash is so incredibly pale. He never takes his armour off unless he is at least 99% comfortable with his surroundings (he has never been 100% comfortable anywhere since Project Freelancer, and it’s usually in a locked and heavily guarded room or bathroom/shower space). He eats with his helmet on and sleeps (when he can) fully armoured up and ready for anything that comes his way. He’s so paranoid about someone showing up out of nowhere, guns blazing, and taking out his troops that he is never seen without it.

He hasn’t felt the sun on his face in years. He’s so pale, the Casper ghost jokes aren’t even funny anymore. The first time any of the others (excluding Carolina and Epsilon) see his face is when his helmet is smashed and fragments of his visor need to be extracted from his face by Dr. Grey. They are all silenced by his appearance and Caboose starts getting uncomfortable. 

When Grey starts talking to Wash about his vitamin deficiencies, she thinks they are alone. Caboose is waiting outside for Wash because he’s so scared that Wash is sick because he’s what other sick people look like. He’s had lots of sick people in his life that never got better. So when he hears through the paper-thin door about Wash needing to take special medicine (vitamins) to make him feel better, Caboose makes sure to tell his best friend Church and his other friend Tucker so they can help Wash get better too. They are a team, and they need to help their leader friend not be sick anymore.

Cue to Caboose following Wash around every day with a little plastic cup full of “happy Wash medicine” and a glass of water because Caboose cant lose anyone else.

Tucker just gives him a look and they have a silent conversation about it, ending with Wash sighing and taking the pills that Caboose provides.

And Epsilon/Church rigs up a full-body scanner just to check Wash’s blood contents from a distance to see if he took his meds today. When he doesn’t, he sicks Caboose on him and it all repeats until Epsilon is satisfied and Wash is okay for the day.

1p-rusame-askblog replied to your post: I’ve been steaming with frussia cravin…

//Ivan has a really sweet tooth and Francis is very much aware of it, so he always bakes him pastries and such when he wants to make him happy- or to corrupt him in anyway . The French knows well how to make good use of the Russian’s weakness /:

Hmmmm I don’t quite agree with this headcanon as in canon (and the feature I really like in Ivan) he takes no bullshit from anyone, and if I remember it right Yao already tried to give him some wierd-ass medicine in volume 5 after which he got a wierd winky-star hit from Ivan, also don’t forget the famous ‘In Russia we don’t have compromises’ thingie so if Francis wants to bribe Ivan with his cooking, he should try really really, I mean really hard.

it would look more like this:

Though I really like the idea of them trying to cook together, we have this salad called 'Olivie’ which is a costum to cook at the new-year’s eve and really, anyone knows it here yet bo one knows where it came from, we only have this legend of a french cook named Olivie who lived in Russia and invented it by accident :’D

that would be a really good way to cheer the Russian up! :3

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Hogwarts!AU Mini Series | One · Two · Three

Originally posted by theseoks

Genre: Smut - Hogwarts!AU

Words: 2.9K+

Author: Admin Kaycie

Summary: It was practically set in stone that Gryffindor and Slytherin students weren’t meant to get along, and they often didn’t, not until locked away in the same room as one another with a common task at hand.

Tags: Taegi, threesome, dirty talk, cum play, cream pie, oral, spanking, male/male interactions, voyeurism, use of sex toys, mutual masturbation, etc.

Note: To clarify any confusion, I am reposting my old fics from BGS/theofficialrapmom here on HOBI since I previously removed them from Tumblr. Please do not attempt to send in plagiarism claims, as I assure you, I am the original content creator. For any questions, please feel free to contact me privately off of anon. Anonymous messages in regards to the reposting may be deleted if deemed rude/hateful.


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[Nico and Hazel are arguing behind a glass and can’t be heard.]

Frank: Hey, do you guys like improv? Because I’m kind of an expert. There’s a game we play in class where you make up what people are saying.

Frank: [as Hazel] “Do you want some pie?“ 

Frank: [as Nico] "Not me, I hate pie." 

Frank: [as Hazel] "What are you talking about? Who hates pie?" 

Frank: [as Nico] "I’ve always hated pie! You never understood me." 

Frank: [as Hazel] "You’re a pie racist." 

Frank: [as] "You’re a cobbler whore.”

[Everyone stares at him]

Frank: [in his head] For God’s sake, get off pie.

I'm caught up on Season 7 and here are my points of conversation so far:

-Euron Greyjoy looks like he’s either the front man for an 80s Rock group or he’s wearing a “sexy pirate” Halloween costume. Discuss.

-How did Jon get all the way to Dragonstone but Arya hasn’t made it to Winterfell yet? Now Sansa is stuck with Bran who is high on shrooms and Littlefinger who wants her as his child bride.

-If they can bring back Hot Pie, then they can bring back Gendry.

RusAme headcanon: The most favourite thing about Alfred for Ivan is how ranged his laughs are and frequent like, he laughs 80% of the time and every laugh is different, from goofy and loud to those tiny quiet laughs you have at a thought or a memory. It’s also a thing that annoys him sometimes.

American Pie (Steve x Reader)

Author’s Note: Hey guys! So I know this is a little late, but in honor of Cap’s 99th Birthday (and some inspiration from that new pic of Chris), I threw together a fluffy lil fic to celebrate. Enjoy!! :)

Summary: After the conflict of Civil War, you’re stuck working the night shift at a 24 hour diner. It’s completely dead when you get a visitor on the nation’s birthday.

Other Characters: None

Warnings: Fluff

Word Count: 761

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real talk. alright. arin hanson is really pretty. like have you seen that man’s arms? face? eyes? hair? skin? that man is so goddamn pretty.