Wow, I’m really getting myself together I’ve done so much homework recently??? I’m proud of myself to be honest; I’m doing it pre-5 seconds before the deadline and I feel No Crushing Pressure for once
oh yeah i got tagged for that ‘spell your url with song titles’ thing uh
Zellenblock B2 - Wolfenstein: The New Order (do you KNOW how fucking hard it was to find a song that starts with Z) And Now We Run - Payday 2
KILL7la切ル - Hiroyuki Sawano Undertale - Toby Fox Take On Me - Aha On The Way Out - HOME Odyssey - HOME
I just REMEMBER something from around 8 years ago when my sis was playing Kingdom Hearts.
You know how Sabor like to randomly ambush you everytime you roam around the Deep Jungle? Well there’s lot of times my sis should’ve ended up GAME OVER. But she thought of the easiest way in dealing with that leopard.
One time when she came back to the campsite in extremely low HP (she ran out of healing items and her party members ran out of Magic Points too), she realized Sabor is nearby.
She forgot to save her game and she didn’t want to risk running into the tent to do that so…
SHE IMMEDIATELY RAN TOWARDS THE CLOSEST POLE AND CLIMBED THE HECK UP AND LEAVE ALL THE FIGHTING TO DONALD AND GOOFY.
When Sabor’s HP is almost gone, she climbed down and made one final swoop, defeating him! Since then, she repeatively used this strategy in defeating Sabor.
If that’s not the smartest game strategy, I don’t know what it is
Altair:Good taste. You can appreciate the new stuff, but there's a special place in your heart for the classics. Probably a little bitter over Maria's death, but you're lowkey about it. You probably have a soft spot for puzzles, but you still hate half the ones in the AC games anyway.
Ezio:You just came here to have fun. You loved the Glory Days™ of the franchise and miss them, and you cry every single time someone mentions the names "Federico," "Petruccio," or "Yusuf." You love minor characters but they all die and you're sad.
Connor:Highkey bitter as fuck. Literally one of the saltiest people in the fandom. If given the chance, you would fight all of Ubisoft, on your own, with just your fists. You probably feed stray animals and can't walk into a dog pound without crying.
Edward:Would probably fight anyone, but there's no passion behind it. Certified Dank Memer. You never have any idea what you're doing, at all, ever, but somehow you make it work. You don't give a fuck about the modern storyline at this point.
Arno:Cinnamon roll. You like witty humor but you're also sad as hell. Probably a closet masochist, because you've for some reason stuck with this franchise for so long. You probably don't care about the modern storyline all that much, either.
Evie:Either Altair or Connor was your favorite before Syndicate. Probably an older sibling, or otherwise has to deal with children. You have nothing but love for good female characters, and you're probably pretty gay. You would thank Evie Frye for curb stomping you.
Jacob:Probably liked Ezio or Edward before Syndicate. You love being right and rubbing it in people's faces. Cried at the end of Syndicate, but you'll deny it to the grave. You make smart-ass remarks but run the moment someone tries to fight you. You'd inbox someone the entire Bee Movie script.