I had a dream my mom and I were walking down the street and we saw Taylor Swift getting out of a car and we were both so excited to see her so we ran to give her a hug but for some reason my mom beat me to it and she accidentally punched Taylor Swift so hard across the face that her fist wiped her red lipstick off and I had to apologize profusely for my mom and explain to tswift that my mom is crazy it was so embarrassing like what the fuck mom why couldn’t you punch woody allen or something
Inside Out was so good, and I got teary-eyed near the end but it wasn’t Up or Toy Story 3 levels of sobbing y’know? Still, Sadness was adorable and well, sad, and I wanted to cuddle her forever and ever and ever.
Hello, this is Kristina, interrupting your dash to be all sappy.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SENT ME BDAY WISHES, I’ve appreciated every single message. YOU’RE ALL TOO SWEET♥
I’ve had a super cozy day with the family, and sneaking into my room to read all your sweet bday wishes has made the day even better!
Now for the last 34 minutes of my bday; I will keep listening to Taylor Swift and drink a bottle of wine. Cheers to all of you cuties!
shoutout to the sacks of annoying flesh calling me anti-zerrie, correction im anti-perrie fucking with cultural items for her fashion/festival bullshit…. if she respected my/zayn’s culture i’d be chill and yes bitch i know zerrie is real but when she pulls ignorant shit like using henna on herself with zayn’s intials to get people hyped for a wedding when she really got it done for a festival, it makes me want zerrie to not be real lol