• Hanamiya:I’m just writing a letter to someone in the hospital. You know it’s always kinda hard to find the right words to say. You know, somehow “How’s the weather in the hospital? Sure is nice outside” just doesn’t work. But you gotta try, you know, you gotta show your concern. So here’s what I’ve got so far: “Dear Guy I clotheslined as you went by on your bike. You don’t know me, but I’m the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I’ve asked myself over and over, "why did I clothesline that guy?" Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although I was not so confused that I’d actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean, the last thing you’d expect as you were riding merrily by on your bicycle is that someone you didn’t know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should’ve seen it, it was just like, wham! Bam! Ha ha… Anyway… in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I’m forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, you asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea.”
Ask away....
  • 1.Kissed a girl?
  • 2.Kissed a boy?
  • 3.Had sex in public?
  • 4.What’s your religion?
  • 5.What does your URL mean?
  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr?
  • 7.Do you have any nicknames?
  • 8.Do you like bubble bath?
  • 9.Kissed in the rain?
  • 10.Dyed your hair?
  • 11.Soup or salad?
  • 12.Vegetable or meat?
  • 13.Go out drinking?
  • 14.Smoke cigarettes?
  • 15.Smoke weed?
  • 16.Do any hard drugs?
  • 17.Have you had sex today?
  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  • 22.Tried to commit suicide?
  • 23.The last time you felt broken?
  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
  • 28.Do you sing in the shower?
  • 29.Do you dance in the car?
  • 30.Where were you yesterday?
  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 34.Is Christmas stressful?
  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 39.Take a vitamin daily?
  • 40.Wear slippers?
  • 41.Wear a bath robe?
  • 42.What do you wear to bed?
  • 43.Do you want to get married?
  • 44.Can you curl your tongue?
  • Relationship preference:
  • 45.How many relationships have you had?
  • 46.How can I win your heart?
  • 47.what makes a great relationship?
  • 48.Shy OR open?
  • 50.Religious OR non-religious?
  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings? 5
  • 4.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • ask me these, please? :)
EXO talking about sex with their GF
  • Chanyeol:*nervous* you just feel... And then I.... So you... Ahh.. *embarrassed*
  • Kris:baby don't worry, I'll lead you. Trust me on this one *expert mode on*
  • Sehun:you've never...? I think we need to change that! *pushes you against the wall*
  • Tao:*staring at his phone* let me look for it Y/N. You'll get a better idea of it. *google*
  • Kai:*puppy* I'll take care of you. I'll be gentle. Don't worry it doesn't hurt... That much.
  • Xiumin:there's always a first time for everything. And I happen to be the right guy for this one *sexy wink*
  • Baekhyun:it feels like sparkles, and lightning and fireworks. If you want we can ask Chan for help.
  • Luhan:*creepy mode one* I'll be gentle... Oh yeah.
  • Chen:*adorable guy* I-it's my first too... I wanted to wait for the right one and she is standing in front of me.
  • Kyungsoo:*blushes kisses you slowly until you feel more secure about it* we won't do anything until you feel it's the right time *shy*
  • Lay:*strokes your cheek* we are in this together. It'll be magical because we love each other.
  • Suho:*gives you the "dad" talk* always protect. Don't do it if you don't want to. Love him... You love me right?

I want a strange magic AU where Bog and Marianne are both disabled and going to PT and somehow meet. Be it by both are having a really bad day and over-hear the other and start talking or they start chatting after Marianne just looses it on Roland because he says something super condescending and she’s honestly just done with his “I’m such a good guy for being with a person like you” because she deserves better and she realizes it.

I want two very angry and bitter people coming together because of a understanding that others don’t have about how they get treated, where they are both just as angry because people don’t understand. They had goals and dreams that they wanted and now they can’t do them and they just talk for hours about all the things they were going to do, and all the stuff they have to deal with now.

And so starts a beautiful friendship between two very angry disabled people who are just tired about everything and find solace in each other because finally, some one understands.

  • INTP is packing her stuff to get ready to leave work while coworkers are laughing loudly nearby.
  • ESFP:INTP just wants to leave. She's like, "what are these people still doing?"
  • INTP:What? I wasn't listening *continues packing up*
  • ESFP:She's totally thinking "why are these people talking so much nonsense?"
  • INTP:*turns around and laughs*
  • ISFJ:OMG, it's true!
  • ESFP:Did I read your mind?
  • INTP:Well, I wasn't thinking that just now, but there were times when I thought, "what the hell are these people talking about?!"
  • ESFP:Don't worry, you'll get used to us soon.
  • INTP:*laughs*

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the many stages of Hanna

happy hanna

hefty hanna

shoplifting hanna

it girl hanna

that time -A was a bitch and tried to bring back hefty hanna

hit by a car hanna

protective hanna

telling people off hanna

funny hanna

fake red coat hanna

dancing hanna

arrested hanna

detention hanna

men hating hanna from spencer’s drug trip

slapping jenna

crying/ devastated hanna

waking up hanna

it’s ok when it’s not hanna

that time she seriously considered hitting mona with her car

sassy hanna

dumb hanna

that time when she aced her SATs

drunk hanna

philosophical/ deep/ smart/ advice hanna

when she put the fear of hanna in a little mean girl

bad ass hanna