talk nerdy to me

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I thought I couldn’t be more attracted to Kate, but then I was watching the alternate scenes and she started ad-libbing a run of biologically accurate information on voles. (Technically there are two vole species that occur in New York, but they wouldn’t be in an urban setting, no, and I’m not sure I’ve heard ‘super-multiplier’ itself in an ecological context, but it’s definitely applicable and appropriate.)

Maybe she was able to pull this out of her head, maybe she knew this line was coming and did some quick research beforehand, either way, there’s video of her speaking my scientific language and I love it.

How I want to meet my future partner.
  • Me: *In a bookstore looking at books, and my nerd stuff, see the last book of favorite series, reach to grab it, and another hand grabs it too.*
  • Them: Oops sorry, I thought I was the only one who liked this.
  • Me: Oh my gosh me too, I love this book.
  • Them: yeah?!
  • Me: I was just going to read the back, I don't have enough money for this.
  • Them: Let me buy it for you then, give me your number and you can call me and tell me about it.
  • Me: Really?
  • Them: Yeah, anyone who likes (book title) and is as cute as you must be important.
  • Me: *speechless.*
2

“You have 206 bones in your body.. want another?“ 

 "Please!” You tease. “I can turn your software into hardware.”

“I’m like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

“70 percent of the human body is water, i’m thirsty.”

“Your clothing would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8m/s.”

“You’re like my math homework, I’m gonna bang you on the table and do you all night long.”

“Do you want to have sex?” 

“Yeah. Why not?”

  • Liam: (mumblimg in his sleep) Like... like Saturn..
  • Zayn: (wakes his boyfriend up laughing) Babe? Mad dream, eh? So what's like Saturn?
  • Liam: (confused, sleepily) You.
  • Zayn: Me? And that's because..?
  • Liam: Cause you're like a planet, my whole world actually, and- and I wanna put a ring on it...
  • Zayn:
  • Liam:
  • Zayn:
  • Liam: fuck
  • Zayn: Yeah. Fuck.
  • Liam: I do want it though
  • Zayn: (pinning him to the bed) You fucking better