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  • Barbara Gordon: Project Unternet had one last-resort failsafe: a high-powered E.M.P. that could wipe out all the AI in this facility. Now that the Calculator is here we have the chance to take them all out at once and put this entire project out of commission.
  • Dinah Lance: What's an "E.M.P?"
  • Barbara Gordon: It's an electro-magnetic pulse. Wipes out all computers and circuitry it touches. It will destroy the AI-
  • Stephanie Brown: Ohhhh, you mean an "emp."
  • Kate Spencer: I was about to say, sounds like she's talking 'bout an "emp."
  • Barbara Gordon: "Emp?" That's not how you say it.
  • Kate Spencer: That's how normal people say it. "Emp."
  • Barbara Gordon: No, they don't.
  • Charlie Gage-Radcliffe: I say it that way-
  • Barbara Gordon: It's initials for Electro-Magnetic Pulse. That's E-M-P.
  • Dinah Lance: Right. Which spells "emp." Durrrr.
  • Barbara Gordon: We don't have time for this, you're wrong.
  • Stephanie Brown: Why don't we take a vote?
  • Barbara Gordon: A vote?! No, no vote, you're just wrong! There's no vote. It's E.M.P.
  • Cassandra Cain: Not very democratic...
  • Barbara Gordon: Being wrong isn't a democracy.
I feel like we need to talk more bout America Chavez.

She’s a teenage latina gay superhero from another dimension. Like, how could you not just love her? Oh, and she’s a member of the Young Avengers.

Yes. As in THOSE Young Avengers. Did I mention she’s incredibly bad-ass?

You wanna talk powers? This lady has powers up the wazoo. We’re talking super strength and durability, flight,

as well as bullet-proof skin.

Is Loki checking out her ass? goddamn it Loki she will kick you so hard in the face. Oh yeah, there’s another thing.

She can literally kick holes between dimensions to allow for instant travel across worlds. So, basically…

America Chavez is essentially the ultimate superhero and someone we DEFINITELY need to be talking about more often.

They gassing you up, but you been on E, though
Pills and Potions, yep, you been on E, hoe

You animated like Nickelodeon, you fake, bitch
Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick

How are you on the VMAs acting like you hood?
Way across the stage, talking ‘bout “Miley, what’s good?”
That’s Hannah Montana, she was always happy

You only fronted on Mariah 'cause Mariah don’t carry
Tried to disrespect Taylor 'cause Taylor wasn’t Swift enough

You claimed you never fucked Drake, now that’s where you took me
You fucked the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?

Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick
Why you ain’t help your bro hide his cum from forensics

tomi lahren’s on twitter talking about how she’s gonna give meryl streep a piece of her mind on her final thoughts segment tomorrow i’m cackling… as if meryl streep would ever pay any mind to tomi’s bobblehead lookin ass lmao

So cap was leading a team in this place right?

And then tony was like, “Yo, you gotta do this man.”

“So the two of them were, like, disagreeing.”

And old man Clint was like I didn’t retire for this, you know what I mean?


& by this point I’m in chipotle with my best cousin Ignacio, you know Ignacio right? & he’s like “man you gotta get the burrito man” & I was like “what? No man! The tacos! You gotta get the tacos!”

So we start disagreeing & everythin right, then he start talking bout how his brother’s girlfriend’s mom’s ex-boyfriend’s brother worked at an airfield right & how he used to get burritos & they were the best.

& I was like “oh dude what airfield cause like my best man Scotty has just gone to an airfield to totally f*** s*** up with his new homies against some other homies” coz they were like “you gotta sign this” & they were like “nah man thas bad” so they all fightin

& this dude Bucky, he totally got a metal arm which is just awesome like I could do so much with a metal arm & basically he just wanted these plums. You know, cause plums are good for the memory bro. At least thas what ma mama’s cousin’s sister’s husband says right, coz he’s a doctor an all.

  • Gavin: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
  • Michael: Huh.
  • Gavin: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
  • Geoff: Oh, dear God.
  • Gavin: Poodle is another funny word.
  • Geoff: Please drink your drink, Gavin.
  • Gavin: In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know?
  • Gavin: Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
  • Michael: Oy with the poodles already.
  • Gavin: I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.
  • Geoff: Gavin, for God's sake, be quiet.
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#NamJin who?
#YoonJin who?
It’s #TaeJin, everyone!!!
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Comment 1: Pardon my eyes but did i really see Tae’s abs there? 😏
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Comment 2: Tae’s acting is no joke. But can we talk bout this sinful scene supposed to be Yoongi’s.
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Comment 3: And im pretty sure this scene saves every fanfic author writer block, bc it saves me.
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Herc: Alright alright!
That’s what I’m talking bout!
Now everyone give it up.
For the best man,
John Laurens.

John: A toast to the groom.

All: To the groom.
To the groom.
To the groom.

John: To the bride.

All: To the bride.
To the bride.
To the bride.

John: From your best friend.

All: Laurens.
Laurens.
Laurens.

John: Who is always by your side.

All: By your side.
By your side.
By your side.

John: To your union.

All: To the union.
To the revolution.

John: And the hope that you provide.

All: You provide.
You provide.

John: May you always.

All: Always.

John: Be satisfied.

John: Rewind.
Rewind.
Helpless.
Schy-schy-schy.
Schy-schy-schy.
Helpless.
Rewind!

John: I remember that night I just might-

Choir: Rewind.

John: I remember that night I just might-

Choir: Rewind.

John: I remember that night.
I remember that-

John: I remember that night I just night I just might regret that night for the rest of my days.

John: I remember us solder boys tripping over ourselves to win there praise.

John: I remember that dream like candle light like a dream that you can’t quite place.

John: But Alexander I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face.
I have never been the same.

John: Intelligent eyes and a hunger pained frame.

John: And when you said hi I for got my dang name.
Set my heart aflame every part aflame,
This is not a game.

Alex: You strike me, as a man no woman can satisfy.

John: I’m sure I don’t know what you mean you forget your self.

Alex: Your like me, I’m never satisfied.

John: Is that right?

Alex: I have never been satisfied.

John: pfft.
My name is John Laurens.

Alex: Alexander Hamilton.
Where’s your family from.

John: Unimportant, there’s a million things we haven’t done.
Just you wait.
Just you wait.

John: So-
So-
So-
So this is what it feels like to match wits with someone that you level with what the hell is the catch?
Its the feeling of freedom.
Its seeing the light.
Its been Franklin with a key and a kite.

John: You see it right?
Our friendship lasted 2 months maybe 3 months before it became more.
A 3 moths, a bit of a crush.
He’s a bit of a flirt,
But I'ma give him a chance.
He asked about my family did you see my answer. My hands started fiditing I looked descance.
Their southern and Republican we don’t have a chance.

John: Handsome,
Boy does he know it.
Peach fuzz and he can’t even grow it!
I wanna take him far away from this place but then I turn and see my fathers face.
And I,
Remember,
Our love is wrong.
Remember,
And his glare is strong.
Remember,
And I realize 3 fundamental truths at the exact same time.

Alex: Where are you taking me?

John: I’m about to change your life.

Alex: then by all means my friend, lead our way.

All: Number one.

John: I’m a man in a world in which my only choice is to marry a girl.
This world doesn’t tolerate so I’m the one who has to sacrifice the one.

John: And I’m the oldest and the wittiest, and the soldier, and the one carrying legacy.
Fathers legacy.

John: And Alexander is a man.
But, that doesn’t mean I love him any less.

All: Number two.

John: He needs to marry to elovate his statice.
I’d have to be nieve to set that aside.
Maybe that is why,
I let him meet Eliza.
Now that’s his bride.

John: Nice going John!
He was right,
You will never be satisfied.

All: Number three.

John: I know my father like I know my own mind.
You can never find anyone as as religious or refined.
If I told father I love him he wouldn’t be silently resigned.
I can’t step out of line.
He would say I should die.
He wouldn’t be lying.

John: But when I fanticize at night its Alexanders eyes.
As I romanticize what might have been,
If I had shone I loved him.
At least that sweet Eliza’s his wife.
At least I keep his eyes in my life.

John: To the Groom.

All: To the groom.
To the groom.
To the groom.

John: To the bride.

All: To the bride.
To the bride.
To the bride.

John: From your best friend.

All: Laurens.
Laurens.
Laurens.

John: Who is always by your side.
To your union.

All: to the union.
To the revolution.

Johm: And the hope that you provide.

All: You provide.
You provide.

John: May you always.

All: Always.

John: Be satisfied.

All: Satisfied.
Satisfied.
Satisfied.

John: And I know,
She’ll be happy as his bride.
And I know,
He will never be satisfied.
I will never be satisfied.