talk nerdy to me

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I thought I couldn’t be more attracted to Kate, but then I was watching the alternate scenes and she started ad-libbing a run of biologically accurate information on voles. (Technically there are two vole species that occur in New York, but they wouldn’t be in an urban setting, no, and I’m not sure I’ve heard ‘super-multiplier’ itself in an ecological context, but it’s definitely applicable and appropriate.)

Maybe she was able to pull this out of her head, maybe she knew this line was coming and did some quick research beforehand, either way, there’s video of her speaking my scientific language and I love it.

How I want to meet my future partner.
  • Me: *In a bookstore looking at books, and my nerd stuff, see the last book of favorite series, reach to grab it, and another hand grabs it too.*
  • Them: Oops sorry, I thought I was the only one who liked this.
  • Me: Oh my gosh me too, I love this book.
  • Them: yeah?!
  • Me: I was just going to read the back, I don't have enough money for this.
  • Them: Let me buy it for you then, give me your number and you can call me and tell me about it.
  • Me: Really?
  • Them: Yeah, anyone who likes (book title) and is as cute as you must be important.
  • Me: *speechless.*
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“You have 206 bones in your body.. want another?“ 

 "Please!” You tease. “I can turn your software into hardware.”

“I’m like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

“70 percent of the human body is water, i’m thirsty.”

“Your clothing would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8m/s.”

“You’re like my math homework, I’m gonna bang you on the table and do you all night long.”

“Do you want to have sex?” 

“Yeah. Why not?”

  • Liam: (mumblimg in his sleep) Like... like Saturn..
  • Zayn: (wakes his boyfriend up laughing) Babe? Mad dream, eh? So what's like Saturn?
  • Liam: (confused, sleepily) You.
  • Zayn: Me? And that's because..?
  • Liam: Cause you're like a planet, my whole world actually, and- and I wanna put a ring on it...
  • Zayn:
  • Liam:
  • Zayn:
  • Liam: fuck
  • Zayn: Yeah. Fuck.
  • Liam: I do want it though
  • Zayn: (pinning him to the bed) You fucking better
Talk Nerdy to Me
  • Katniss, haha
  • Katniss Everdeen
  • Expelliarmus, turn to page 394, impedimenta
  • I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
  • Are you afraid of the big bad wolf, London to New Earth
  • I got Trooper stamps on my TARDIS, with some blaster dirt
  • My ships sailed the world, but they’re all sinking
  • My OTP’s don’t need explaining
  • All I really need to understand is
  • Will you talk nerdy to me?
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • The Doctor and Rose, traveling in the TARDIS
  • Hazel Augustus
  • Harmoine or Romoine
  • We all love Captain Swan
  • Faramir and Eowyn, Gondor to Rohan
  • He sent Percabeth to Tartarus
  • Don’t question my Sherlolly
  • My ships sailed the world, but they’re all sinking
  • My OTP’s don’t need explaining
  • All I really need to understand is
  • Will you talk nerdy to me?
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Talk nerdy to me
  • Naboo, Padme Amidala
  • Clom, a sister planet
  • Earth, a dangerous living place
  • Vulcan, Spock
  • Two murders and a note, it’s Christmas
  • Yeah, you’ll get your cube back, no mas, no fuss
  • Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go!
  • Allons-y Geronimo
  • Not all those who wander are lost
  • I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • How far are you willing to go?
  • Artemis pleads for help, I am so cool
  • The smallest person can change the course of the future
  • You don’t need to have powers to be super
  • The smallest person can change the course of the future
  • You don’t need to have powers to be super
  • My ships sailed the world, but they’re all sinking
  • My OTP’s don’t need explaining
  • All I really need to understand is
  • Will you talk nerdy to me?
  • Talk nerdy to me, yeah yeah
  • Talk nerdy to me, talk to me
  • Talk nerdy to me, oh yeah, Pain demands to be felt (Okay? Okay Hazel Grace)