You're post reminded me of a New Kids on the Block interview where they were talking about back in the day and the interviewer said something like, "Did you have girlfriends back then?" and one of them said, "Hell no. Why would we want a girlfriend when we could have had any girl we wanted? I mean we might have dated a couple of people for short periods but it wasn't public knowledge. The only one of us to have a known girlfriend was Jon, but he's gay so..."
Ahaha, tale as old as time - make sure the gay one has a girlfriend.