So many people have done this better than I can, and I don’t want to rehash what other people have said, so I’m not gonna do a full thing for this. That being said, I don’t want to leave you hanging, so I wrote a short thing. Hope you like it!
-So we all basically know how the “rivalry” goes before people know they’re together, but what about after?
-Andrew still doesn’t care, but Neil likes to feed the Twitter trolls, so whenever Andrew does something mildly irritating, Neil reignites the rivalry.
-”Andrew left the sugar bowl uncovered and now we have ants. Minyard-Josten rivalry rekindled.”
-”Andrew gave the cat expired food and made me clean up the puke. Rivalry engaged.”
-Andrew doesn’t do Twitter, but I maintain that he is the king of Snapchat.
-So all he does is take a picture one night of Neil completely cocooned in their blankets with one cat on Andrew’s pillow and the other burrowed by Neil with just his back paws sticking out. The caption says, “I can’t sleep in my fucking bed. #minyardjostenrivalry