20 Ways to annoy Kim Namjoon
1. Steal the book he’s reading.
2. When he asks about the book, say you saw Taehyung eat it.
3. When he looks at you weirdly, make a face.
4. Say, ‘you don’t get it? It’s a concept. Aish Namjoon, I thought you were smarter than that’.
5. Ask him if he cheated on his MENSA test.
6. Blow into his open mouth whilst he’s sleeping.
7. When he freaks out and wakes up, take a picture.
8. Post it on SNS.
9. When he’s doing a shoot, imitate his facial expressions by gawning out your own lips.
8. Chant “LOOK AT MA LIPS. MA LIPS. MY LUSCIOUS LIPPY LIPS” whilst he makes his signature poses.
9. When he’s trying to ask the girl he likes out, play expensive girl in the background.
10. After he gets over his mortification and shoots you a death glare, come up and say ‘hi, there, I’m Y/N- wing girl extrodinaire, and I can help you take it off now-”
11. Say you’re sorry for messing up his chance and you thought expensive girl would capture the mood perfectly.
12. Call him up at 2am and don’t stop until he answers. Tell him you just called to let him know how blue hair doesn’t suit him.
13. Tell him Jin dances better.
14. When he tells you he’s busy in his studio, use speakers to alert the whole building that Namjoon is busy in his studio. Yell “ATTENTION ATTENTION. NAMJOON IS CURRENTLY IN THE MIDST OF A BUSY session in his studio so please do not disturb him. WE SHALL EXPECT EXPENSIVE GIRL PT 2 SOON.”
15. Hide a stash of his porn under Jin’s pillow labelled “Can we try this?”.
16. Ask Jin if he got the gift Namjoon made you send him.
17. Over dinner with Bang PD, ask why he left the studio computer tab open to “Manager kink scenario fanfic.” really casually.
18. Cry in public faking that he broke your hand.
19. Photobomb his #KimDaily shoots.
20. Tell him he dances really well. Yell “SIIIIKE” after.
AN: I had this idea whilst I was eating breakfast and started laughing to myself like the maniac I am.