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Ravenclaw is… starting that new project without finishing the one from yesterday, messy rooms, 3am talks, theology textbook one day and Stephen King novel the next, cloud watching, star gazing, cups of tea paired with random musings, quirky nicknames, having someone constantly read your feelings, a wonderful kind of sleepy, knee high socks, coffee dates in little cafes, re-reading favourite childhood books, art time-lapses, constant fiddling,

Hufflepuff is… when you grip someone’s hand mid horror-movie, blanket forts, the feeling of taking off your bra at the end of the day, when you find that perfect gift for someone, ice cream dates on sunny days, knowing there’s a shoulder to cry on if you need it, the fuzzy feeling of making someone smile, pep talks, toasting marshmallows, falling asleep on someone’s shoulder, moments of ‘holy crap that’s the time?’, walking on newly fallen autumn leaves, swing sets,

Gryffindor is… when the teacher says you’ll be working in pairs and you and your friend immediately look at each other, the sting of a good hi five, when your stomach drops on a roller coaster, air guitar, laughing until you cry, snowball fights, looking up lame conspiracy theories, talking through a movie, smiling at strangers, getting into bed after a long day, cheesy pick-up lines, running your fingers through your hair, a cold glass of water on a hot day,

Slytherin is… late night drives, passing notes in class, telling awesome horror stories, the glint in someone’s eye when they know something that you don’t, fireworks, checking water temperature with the tip of your toes, truth or dare, marble sculptures, the satisfaction of knowing you’re right, scented candles, walking around in an empty house, hide and seek, collections, being told a secret,

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Ok….so I’m not going to be writing smut tonight, but this kind of suggests things. That’s as far as I’m going-my brain is not in the smut game right now.

“So are we done with the fed gear for now?” Y/N asked from the backseat as they pulled away from the coroners office.

“Yeah, we’ll go back and get some food, figure out where to go from here.” Sam answered as he reviewed the information they had just obtained.

“Oh thank god!” 

The jacket came off first, it was hot as hell! She had worn a dressy tank top in favor of the usual button down, but what was really driving her crazy was this damn bra. Reaching back, she quickly opened the clasp, sighing in relief. Slipping the straps off of her shoulders, she maneuvered her arms through and finally pulled the offending garment through the neckline of her shirt. After tucking it and her jacket into her bag, she looked up.

She had an audience.

His mouth was hanging open as he watched the mounds of flesh shift and move with their newfound freedom. The blaring horn of a car behind them pulled his attention back to the road.

“Dean you okay?” Y/N knew exactly what he had been watching and could see him trying to steal glances in the rear view mirror.

He cleared his throat as he tried to ignore what the vibration and bounces of the drive were doing to her form. “Uh yeah, I’m good.”

“Mmhmm.” She gave him a smirk as the stopped at the next red light and leaned forward to whisper. “You want a private show when we get back?”

Closing his eyes for just a moment, he picked up the speed as soon as the light turned green.

“Guess I’m going out?” Sam asked looking between the two.

“Yes.” They replied in unison.

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47. Metal Arm Kink

Word Count: 3,139
A/N: I got super carried away with this and I really hope I didn’t ramble and it comes off the way I want it to. Hope you enjoy it!
Summary: Bucky overhears Y/N talking with Natasha and Wanda about the things she wants him to do to her with his metal fingers. He’s happy to oblige. 
Written by: @mrssgtjamesbuckybarnes

Originally posted by retardell

As you walked into the compound, a bottle of wine in each hand, you couldn’t help the excitement bubbling in your chest. When you entered the common room, you were happy to see Natasha and Wanda already there, pizza and chips on the coffee table, and wine glasses ready to be filled. They looked up when you entered, cheering when they saw the alcohol in your hand. You sat on the floor with the couch to your back and handed Nat one of the bottles.

 “I’m so glad we’re doing this.” Wanda said as you opened the bottle of white wine and poured yourself a glass. “It feels like there’s so much testosterone in this place. It’ll be nice to be just us girls for a few hours.” You kicked your shoes off and leaned back, drink in hand. The guys had all decided that they needed a night out to relieve some stress. We had decided that a night involving sweaty, drunken strangers wasn’t something we were feeling so we decided to enjoy the quiet and have a girls’ night in.

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Mc swears excessively

Anonymous said to specialagent-606:

can you do zen, yoosung, and jumin’s reaction to a MC that swears excessively ^^

Mmhh…gurl I swear like a fucking sailor


  • Zen swears like his life depends on it
  • but in front of you, he would never.
  • “How can I swear in front of Mc, she is so pure and-”
  • and you are like:

Originally posted by jace-the-freak

  • He doesn´t know how to react the first time he hears you swear.” his pure prinssinces…swearing? Maybe you were SUPER  angry, right?”
  • But then he notices that you do it constantly.

On day on a party:

-One of your friends says “Mc, you swear a lot”
-”No fucking way, I haven´t notice that shit.” you say it in a very sarcastic way
-”Maybe is because you’re a little bit drunk?” your friend replays
-”Nah…I always do.Don´t I Zen?” you trun towords Zen
-”haaa”What I say? “Ye-yes you do.” he said very nervously
After the party Zen and you where in your home:
-Maybe I now can open up to Mc and start to swear like I use to like she is still my pure princess “Fuck! I´m really tired” uff that feels like realizing the button of your pants when you eat a lot or like taking off your bra after a long day.
-You see him in a weird way:

Originally posted by lexarakoon

-“why you are seeing me like that?”
-”I-I thought you didn´t swear and we-well It took me by surprised”

  • He explains everything.It ended in a big laugh from you two.
  • From that on Zen and you were cursing 24/7.


This little baby just “swears” like:

  • You can´t stop laughing every time he  “swears” .
  • He can´t understand why you laugh and you can´t understand why he just swears like normal people.
  • But everything makes sense when you meet yoosung´s mother.On time she burn herself and yelled

Originally posted by expertinawkward

  • You try to not to swear in front of him because you thought that he wouldn´t like you…and then all those thoughts stopped when yoosung´s father said “For christ´s sake just fucking say, Son of a bitch”

-“sorry If my dad makes you uncomfortable, He tends to swear a lot and It seems you don´t curse.” yoosung said taking your hand.
-“Actually I don´t feel like that”
-Now you feel like home while yoosung and his mom “swear” , you and his father a swearing “For real”.

(Ok, so.You can curse however you want.I was putting all those “” just for the Hc but I want to clarify that in whatever way)


  • He never heard you swear because You always swear on Spanish.
  • You said things like: “puta madre,chingado,hijo puta,la concha de tu madre,estupida,chuchas,etc.”
  • He thought it were normal words in Spanish
  • Until he got into point/level of Spanish (because the moment he knew your mother language was Spanish, he limitedly took classes to learn it) he needs to know that you were coursing.

Originally posted by vegemaryam-blog

  • He didn´t care about the swearing but since you didn´t know he also kinda speaks Spanish…
  • Well, he notices a lot of things you said.Most of them were normal.
  1. The thing you said in bed.
  2. The thing you said when sleeping.
  3. The thing you said to your friends that speak Spanish on the phone.
  4. And the thing you sing (in Spanish).

-One day he said “Oye” he takes you by the waist “sabes que te amo,verdad?”


Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

- “Yo-ou talkds I mean You speak Spanish?”


Originally posted by cute-guysxx

-”Por supuesto,cariño.Acaso no lo sabias?”.

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Make a Choice

Summary:  Your boyfriend Chase has become power hungry and you give him a choice.  His lust for power or his love for you?
Words: 2,119
Warnings:  Unprotected sex, language, fighting, and um thats it I think.
A/N:  I had a hard time with this story so I’m sorry if it’s terrible.  I tried really hard and hope that you like it! Let me know what you think. Shout out to @bucky-plums-barnes  @sebastianstancanfightme @buckysglow and @poe-also-bucky for helping me with ideas! Happy Late Halloween!

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the best thing about raúl singing a song that’s half in spanish, half in english, is that moment where he switches to spanish

and there is that sudden change in his whole behavior and in his voice, like yes, finally, he can let go, he can let it out, he can be himself

and it’s glorious


Request- Yes: “Can I have a Brendon Urie smut where he’s on periscope and you decide to give him a blow job which makes him have to get off so he can deal with you?”

Word Count- 790

Pairing- Female Reader × Brendon Urie

Warnings- Smut, Unprotected Sex, Language.

Once again, make sure that you use condoms while having sex 💗
Brendon was in the living room on the couch, talking to fans on Periscope. You could here him from the bedroom which was where you were. You were busy putting on the new set of lingerie you bought for Brendon. You put a t shirt and jeans over it and laid down on the bed.

As you listened to Brendon talking, your mind wandered to the fact that he had been teasing you all day, kissing your neck or running his hands over your thighs. You felt yourself getting wet as you thought about Brendon tearing you apart.

After a little while, desire took over and you got up slowly and walked into the living room. Brendon was still focused on his phone, but you saw him looking at you out of the corner of his eye. You sat down on the other end of the couch and pulled your shirt off, revealing the lacy red bra you had gotten just to take off. You ran your hands over your breasts and you saw him staring as his dick began to grow inside of his jeans.

You moved the bra down a bit, exposing your left breast. You massaged and tweaked the nipple, sighing as you did so. You then unclasped and removed the bra and slowly continued to stimulate your breasts. Brendon was now almost fully hard as he tried to focus on the questions he was being asked.

You pulled your jeans off and started rubbing yourself through the panties you had on. As you were doing so with one hand, the other started to unbutton his jeans. As he felt his breathing get harder, he quickly signed off of Periscope and turned his attention to you.

“Baby, that was a very naughty thing to do” he said, sending chills down your spine. “Am I going to have to punish you?”, he asks.

“I’ve been a bad girl. I need to be punished”, you tell him.

He pulls off his shirt, jeans and boxers and the sight of his hard cock makes you even wetter. You lean forward and start sucking his cock. You start out slow, flicking your tongue over his tip and lightly massaging the shaft, but he had already been teased enough. He pushed your head further down on his cock.

He ran his hands through your hair as you felt his cock start throbbing in your mouth. You move your head faster as he starts moaning. He whispers “Fuck you turn me on so much babe, I’m already gonna cum. Do you want it? Do you want my cum in your mouth?”

You nod as much as you can, and before.a minute had passed he’s cumming in your mouth.You swallow it all and work your way back up his body. He then surprises you and picks you up and carried you to the bedroom. He throws you down on the bed, and doesn’t waste any time pulling your panties off.

“God, you are so wet right now. You are practically dripping for me, fuck it turns me on so much.”

He moves to start rubbing your clit, but before he can do anything, you push his hands away and start rubbing yourself. As you speed up, you see his dick hardening again. One hand is rubbing your clit, the other is moving a finger in and out of you. You feel yourself getting closer to bliss, and you move faster.

Dominance taking over him, Brendon tells you to stop. At first you don’t, but he grabs your arms and restrains them himself.

“Are you still on birth control”, he asks you. After you nod, he pushes his cock into you and you moan out loud. He starts thrusting as you moan with every thrust.

“You fuck me so good” you tell him. “Fuck me hard, please Brendon”.

He speeds up as you keep moaning, your orgasm nearing again. He whispers, “I’m gonna cum again”.

He begins to rub your clit and that is all it takes to push you over the edge. You scream his name as the orgasm takes over, moaning into his neck with all of the buildup from the day being released now. You clench around his cock and that sends him spiraling into another orgasm, he moans your name and you feel him release his hot cum inside of you.

He pulls out of you as you both try to catch your breath. He turns to you and says, “Oh my god, that was amazing”.

“You feel so good Bren”, you respond, and the two of you relax. He starts massaging your thighs and you kiss his neck gently as both of you lay there, sighing and feeling complete euphoria.

anonymous asked:

Ive been wearing my binder for around 36 hours by now because ive been at a friends house and im not comfortable taking it off around them so I sleep in it but should I be worried? Because it doesnt hurt or anything ? Idk I'm just really paranoid about it ,,

Kai says:

We highly recommend you take it off immediately. It is not safe to wear a binder for that long, even if it’s a size up. When you sleep, take it off because it could restrict your breathing so much you end up not getting enough oxygen and that would not be good. When you sleep, you can wear a sports bra and a loose tshirt, sweatshirt, cover your chest with a pillow or blanket(s), etc. but do not bind. You could be causing bruising / other long term damage that could end up preventing you from binding for days or even weeks. Please, be safe and take it off ASAP

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Hello! May I have GOM piggybacking their fem!s/o, running across the hallways, shouting that they're superman and everybody just melts at the cuteness. Bonus if you can write their team's reactions. Thank you teru-chan!

At first I read this the other way around and I imagined s.o. giving Atsushi a piggyback ride… never in my life before I was so afraid of choking to death on a bite of chocolate. 。゚(TヮT)゚。 Here we go, dear sweet Anon, piggyback rides with Murasakibara, Akashi, Kise, Aomine, and Midorima! I decided to tweak it up a bit, so the scenarios wouldn’t be repetitive.

Imayoshi elbowed Sakurai when they were walking down the hall.

“I’m sor-” Sakurai paused his automatic reaction when he noticed what Imayoshi was pointing at. His jaw dropped. “-ry…? Whaaaaat? Aomine is…?”

Meanwhile, you and Aomine were making your way to the staircase in order to get to the roof like it was any other day - except it was not any other day. All it took for you was to briefly mention that while giving a piggyback ride, Aomine would be able feel your chest pressing to his back, and he was on his knees in an instant and urging you to hop on.

“Best idea ever.” Aomine’s voice was ringing with the grin that he was definitely sporting at that moment. “I’m gonna carry you around everywhere from now on.” He snickered at some idea that apparently had just popped into his mind. “You know what? Maybe you could take off your bra, that wou- OUCH!”

You slapped the top of his head once more for a good measure.

“Don’t overdo it,” you muttered irritably, but pressed a small kiss to the side of his jaw anyway.

“We are going to win this!” Kise shouted, grinning and laughing.

The Valentines Day Festival had a bunch of fun competitions, and of course Kise wanted to participate in the Piggyback Couples Race the most. That’s how you ended up clutching onto his back for your dear life and tilting your head up and laughing and squealing along with him. Other couples were obviously a long way behind you, since Kise did not hold back in the slightest, sprinting so effortlessly like he wasn’t carrying you at all. Wind was whistling in your ears and warm, white puffs of Kise’s exhales ghosted over your face, sun was shining brightly despite the cold weather, and it was all so perfect that you were sure you would remember the moment for the rest of your life.

Kise passed the end line and you both yelled in victory, and then-

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whoops sorry this took me a while to finish up, I had it waiting to be posted for ages but I got distracted by symmrat week…

  • who hogs the duvet

The problem for these two isn’t so much than anyone hogs the duvet so much as the fact Lena is, apparently, completely incapable of being still even while she is fast asleep and will relentlessly kick the duvet off at approximately 2:30 every. single. morning. And Lena isn’t thrilled about it to begin with, she always wakes up cold, but Emily is really not impressed with this.  Darn it Lena, she just wants to get cozy and have a solid eight hours of warm, uninterrupted sleep, dammit. If Emily wakes up in the middle of the night freezing cold though and has to climb out of bed to get the duvet, you better bet your ass that she will pettily cocoon herself in them and fall back to sleep and let Lena go get another blanket from the hall closet.

(This problem is eventually resolved (somewhat) when Emily starts keeping a second quilt folded underneath the bed within easy grabbing distance.)

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going

They both text each other back and forth throughout the day, and the one who does it more really depends on what’s going on in their lives at the moment.  If it’s just a lazy, run-of-the-mill day and Emily’s at work and Lena’s bored then Lena’s going to text the most.  Emily’s phone is a constant hum of incoming texts and snaps and messages from Lena, just little things like jokes and selfies and stories about silly things that happened while Lena’s in town, things that Emily can look at and smile at on her break.  It’s fun for both of them, though Emily’s coworkers will rib her about it.

However when it’s Lena at work?  When she’s been called off on a mission or is back at the Watchpoint or worse on the news then it’s Emily texting her.  And Emily tries her best to keep the texts very casual, sort of a “ha ha just thought of you babe how you doing :) please don’t be dead”. Emily figures Lena’s job is hard enough without having a frantic girlfriend, and Emily knew what she was getting into when she started dating Lena (even though Overwatch had been disbanded at that point, the worst thing she was supposed to have to deal with was Lena’s pigheaded, vigilant heroics, not organized, international military ops, damn it, damn it) and Emily refuses to be one of those simpering “hero girlfriends” that you see in movies.  …Some days are just harder than others.  Lena understands though, and makes sure to respond to ever text she gets from Emily on days like that with selfies that show she’s okay, and lots of love and sweetness.

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Obviously Lena is the sort of person who puts off gift buying until literally the day of any given event, so her ability to choose good gifts (and she is fantastic at choosing good gifts, she loves finding the perfect thing for her friends and girlfriend) is slightly tempered by her inability to then get it in time.  She has absolutely, shame-faced, given IOUs as gifts, but she always delivers in the end.  (Emily is always enormously touched and more than used to her rather scatter-brained girlfriend.)

  • who gets up first in the morning

It’s often Emily on the pure technicality that she has a job that demands she be up and at work at a reasonable hour in the morning.  Still, they’re reluctant, groggy mornings with a lot of tea and as little breakfast as she can get away with while still surviving until lunch – whatever involves the least amount of effort until she wakes up properly, which usually takes about an hour.

On a weekend, when Emily doesn’t have to be at work, Lena is the one who wakes up earliest naturally.  Lena is able to sleep in until approximately 9:00 AM and by then her internal clock dings and up she goes.  She’s the sort of person that wakes up itching to go and do things.  As far as Emily’s concerned, this is a hundred times weirder than any time displacement or talking gorillas, especially after Lena informed her that, no, this is not a side effect of the chronal accelerator, she’s always been like this.  Still, Emily definitely profits on weekends because Lena likes to make a proper fry up for breakfast so Emily normally shuffles out of the bedroom to the smells of sausages and eggs and grilled tomatos and toast and…  

  • who suggests new things in bed

Both are pretty open to a bit of experimentation here and there.  Emily’s the one that comes to Lena in the middle of the afternoon and brings up this possibility she came across and looked into and worked out the logistics for and definitely thinks could be really enjoyable for both of them, what do you think?  (Lena still can’t figure out if Emily does this because she thinks it’s important to talk about those things outside the bedroom when everyone’s thinking clearly, or because she knows how much it ruins Lena for the rest of the day.  …Going by the smirk, Lena’s willing to bet on the latter.)


  • who cries at movies

Lena.  She is a Mess.  She will cry at the drop of a hat, even over things that really she has no business crying over.  Emily is forever amused, sitting there watching some silly romcom and then having Lena very quietly bursting into tears while pretending she’s not doing just that.  Like… babe… you know they’re going to reconcile by the end of the movie…  and yeah, of course Lena knows that but right now it’s just so sad ;-;

Plus if something even remotely sad happening in a kids movie she is done. There’s something about having sweet animated characters that are made to be happy and fun and seeing them in pain that just kills Lena.  She would have been destroyed if she’d been around to see Up when it was new.

  • who gives unprompted massages

Emily, and Lena just completely melts every time.  The first time Emily gave Lena a massage was a couple months after they started dating.  They were lying in Emily’s bed and Lena looked exhausted, so Emily nudged her onto her stomach and started giving her a message… it was supposed of a playful, teasing thing to lead into something More but holy jeez you’re really tense???  Like you know the blissful relief of taking your bra off at the end of the day? Now imagine how it must feel to take off the chronal accelerator. Lena’s shoulders are permanently sore because of that thing, even with the great harness she and Winston designed.  So Emily will often give Lena a massage at the end of a long day and it just about makes Lena purr every time.

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Emily’s the one who fusses and honestly it sort of throws her off because she’s normally not the sort to fuss – she’s pretty laid back most of the time (and honestly, if you want to date someone with Lena’s sort of lifestyle, a laid back attitude is very much advisable…).  Normally it’s fine – yup, she’ll make sure you have a full glass a water by the bed, pick up medication on the way home from work, make some soup and toast, and that sort of stuff, but with Lena a little part of her can’t help but worry more than usual.  Because… well, what if something goes wrong.  Most of the time she trusts Lena to know what she’s doing with the whole time disassociation thing but when Lena gets sick… well, a part of her can’t help but get hung up on the whole thing and start to worry. Even though she knows chronal disassociation has nothing to do with the sniffles she also wasn’t around when Lena disappeared the first time and has no real idea what it looks like or what would happen or what she could do. So yeah, as long as Lena’s sick, Emily fusses while trying to pretend to both herself and Lena that she is absolutely not fussing.

(On the other hand, when Emily is sick Lena sees her primary job as being to cheer her up and keep her company.  Which inevitably means that if Emily is sick, Lena will be as well soon after.)

  • who gets jealous easiest

Emily gets jealous.  Again, like “fussing” this is something she’s not really used to.  She’s normally pretty confident in any relationship she’s in, and it’s not that she isn’t confident in this relationship with Lena, or that she thinks Lena would cheat (she doesn’t) but sometimes when she hears about all the amazing things Lena’s done, and the exceptional people she’s met, Emily can help but wonder how in the world she measures up in comparison.  A part of her can’t stop thinking about the girlfriends of superheroes in comics and movies (she’s definitely a comic book nerd, okay) and how they’re so… disposable.  They’re only there when it’s plot relevant and can get killed off without the slightest inconvenience and most of the time people are more interested in the other superheroes more than The Girlfriend.   She knows it’s a silly fear and that Lena doesn’t think that way at all – that this is real life, not a comic, and the two of them have a life together – but she can’t help it all the same.  So when she sees Lena hanging around other girls that are clearly Interested, she might be a little territorial, but nothing more than just hanging around Lena or keeping a hand in hers or on her arm or something, just something to say this one is mine, back off, but she gets more nervous when she sees Lena hanging out with other old Overwatch members, people she has history with and who are equally “super”…  (It gets a little better when she starts making friends with Lena’s friends and really gets to know the other Overwatch members.)

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music

We’ve all seen Lena’s punk skins, right?  Lena went through a hardcore punk phase and never quite grew out of it and her music choices reflect that.  Emily puts up with it with the best grace she possibly can.  (I imagine Emily being into chiller music, like soft background music and instrumental stuff and classical, that she just plays constantly through the apartment.)  Honestly, I’m not sure if the music Lena listens to is as embarrassing as her determination to dress appropriately every time she goes to a concert – those punk clothes definitely still make appearances from time to time.

I also think Lena has a pretty wild running playlist.  Like you know how most people end up sort of pacing themselves to the music they listen to?  You’ll find yourself running faster to fast music and slowing down if a slower song comes on?  So just imagine the nonsense Lena likes to listen to when she’s working out, it’s like… aggressively fast tempo’d and perky.  (I can see her and Zarya having an on-going feud over who gets to pick the music while they’re both in the gym, so it ends up being this weird mix of Zarya’s loud, bassy Russian metal or something, and then Lena’s music which, according to Zarya, sounds like hamsters on crack.)

  • who collects something unusual

Did you see the inside of their apartment?  That’s minimalist af.  Lena’s been in the RAF and then Overwatch since she was pretty young, and then has more or less been on the go since Overwatch’s disbandment, so she never really acquired a taste for collecting.  If it doesn’t fit into a footlocker or a backpack, what’s she going to do with it, really?  Barracks only have so much space, and if she’s buying something more finnicky than that, it’s something to go in the communal areas or something.  I’d say the closest she comes to collecting is an impressive digital library of truly awful movies, but even then she definitely prefers digital over physical collecting because digital can be carried on the go.

As for Emily, she seems to prefer things neat and tidy and stream line so she doesn’t really have any strange collections either.  She has a much more impressive wardrobe than Lena does, but again that’s not really unusual.  (Unless you ask Lena, who is of the mind that you need one good, functional and comfy pair of shoes and should be good with that and can’t quite wrap her head around how many Emily has. Emily can’t wrap her mind around how Lena has one pair of functional shoes and they’re crocs monstrosities.)

  • who takes the longest to get ready

Absolutely Emily.  Lena is constantly Ready To Go.  I mean… the fact that she can blink her way through her morning routine probably helps too, but still, Lena seems like the sort of person who’s constantly ready to bound off from Activity A to Activity B with no transition in between.  Emily, on the other hand, needs the time to get an outfit together, put on her make-up, fix her hair…  Lena has spent a lot of time loafing around their living room moaning theatrically while Emily reminds her girlfriend exactly how much she likes the results of all Emily’s hard work, thank you very much. (You can’t enthusiastically mess up make-up with kissing and cuddling unless it was put on first.)

  • who is the most tidy and organised

Emily wins that one.  Lena’s probably pretty good, again just from ingrained military habit, but now that she’s been out on her own for a number of years and has her own space those old habits have begun to backslide a bit.  Especially since Lena tends to be trying to do a dozen things at once and has a tendency to forget little things like putting her dishes away or cleaning up that project before starting another or taking off her muddy shoes before blinking through the apartment.

Emily is the one who likes to keep the apartment spick and span.

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

Lena is so fucking here for the holidays.  Themed parties!  Gift giving!  Television specials! Costumes!  Cheer!  Not to say Emily doesn’t also love the holidays, she really really does, Lena just tends to show her enthusiasm in a similar way to your average six-year-old.

Emily’s enthusiasm tends towards the slightly calmer variety but it’s definitely still there – she’s the one who suggests they walk in the snow to look at Christmas lights and who makes them hot chocolate with marshmellows and who is, yes, even willing to wear a matching elf outfit with Lena to the Overwatch Christmas party because she loves her nerdy girlfriend.

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

Lena’s tiny, she’s like 5'4” or something, so Emily gets to be the big spoon more often than not. Even when they’re not in bed, Emily loves to come up behind Lena and tuck Lena’s head under her chin and just enjoy the pleasure of cuddling her short girlfriend.  And Lena is definitely not arguing! You don’t know pure bliss until you’re lying around on the couch and your girlfriend comes home from work and wiggles herself behind you just so that you can lie curled up in her arms.  Plus, both of these girls are from England, land of perpetual rain, so they both enjoy cuddling and sharing some body heat and cold, wet days.

Lena will shamelessly go big spoon though if she’s trying to keep Emily in bed; she’ll wrap herself to Emily like a monkey and cling until both her and Emily end up tumbling out of the bed onto the floor.

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

…Take a guess.  Lena has literally no chill when it comes to anything that even whiffs of competition. Sports, video games, board games, Lena is going for the gold.  

  • who starts the most arguments

I honestly hate this question a little because like… as a general rule it’s gonna take two people to argue, and even if one “starts” the argument it’s probably because there was something being done that needs to be addressed. Either way, I think Emily “starts” the most arguments simply because I can see Lena as someone who tries to avoid those sorts of confrontations.  She’d much rather ignore an issue and try to dance around it.  Emily’s the one who finally forces them both to acknowledge issues there might be, and it might explode into a fight but as a general rule it’s ultimately for the best because it actually ends with them having a discussion about whatever the issue is and resolving it.

  • who suggests that they buy a pet

Emily brings it up, actually.  She’d like a companion in the apartment, someone to welcome them home, to cuddle with, to keep Lena company while Emily’s at work and keep Emily sane while Lena’s off risking life and limb.  Plus it sort of… feels like a good next step for them.  To have a life to take care of, together.  They haven’t committed yet, because both of them are serious about it and with Overwatch just starting up again it seems a unstable, but they’re definitely talking about it and looking at breeds and adoption centres and stuff.  (There’s also the little fact that Lena wants a dog and Emily wants a cat.  Don’t worry, they’ll figure something out.)

  • what tv shows they watch together

They’re the sort to have one intense, dramatic show on the go.  What the 2070’s equivalent of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or whatever is.  They lose their shit over each new episode release, they laugh, they cry, on occasion one or both may scream and leave the room.  You don’t mess with Their Show. Lena has definitely woken Emily up in the middle of the night because she just had this amazing idea and what if this is the next big plot twist??? and Emily can’t even be mad because that is literally genius and do you think the creators are that smart and now it’s one in the morning and they’re both scouring the internet to see if anyone else has had that theory yet.  On the other hand, they also keep pretty sporadic schedules so it’s not unusual for Lena to get a string of texts like

you know I love you
but if you don’t stop saving the day and come home soon so help me god i am WATCHING this next episode because it came out yesterday and I NEED to know what happens to Alex

followed by Lena’s: don’t you DARE

  • what other couple they hang out with

I am 100%  fan of Lena casually introducing Emily to all of her Overwatch buddies and Emily being Very Chill about meeting all these weird, quirky heroes, so I suppose they’d hang out with any of the ships you have there.  I absolutely love the idea of those two going on double dates with Genji and Zenyatta or Fareeha and Angela.

  • how they spend time together as a couple

In a weird way one of the things I can see them doing together is exercising?  Which is a little hilarious because obviously there’s Lena who is the embodiment of that one spongebob quote “wanna see me run to that mountain and back? …wanna see me do it again?” or like… when Captain America keeps lapping Sam.  Still, I can see Lena slowing her pace down and jogging along side Emily when she goes out for a run, or joining her in the gym when she’s working on upper body stuff and things like that. Obviously Emily’s just doing it to stay fit, this isn’t like the sort of workouts Lena did when she was still with Overwatch and trying to stay military fit, but Lena still likes going to keep in practice. After all, you never know…

(Also then imagine, post-Recall, Lena invites Emily to come work out in the Overwatch gym with her because they have great facilities that Emily will love. So there’s like… Lena there running like sonic the fucking hedgehog, then Zarya in a corner lifting a million pounds like it’s nothing, and maybe Winston’s finally been talked into working out a bit by Athena so he’s there with all his gorilla strength, you could have Genji and/or Hanzo, trained ninja assassins from birth, or Fareeha who’s built like a brick wall, and then, in the middle of it all, Emily with her headphones in, exercise music on, resolutely working out with a jump rope and enjoying every minute of it.)

But I mean besides that they do… normal couple things together?  They share an apartment so a lot of it is just normal every day life things.  Sharing chores and cooking, sleeping together and cuddling on the couch, fighting over the tv and going shopping.  They probably go out on dates a whole bunch, like they try to have a weekly date night sort of thing.  Sometimes it’s just staying home with chinese food and a movie, but they’ll also go out to restaurants or to the theatres or try some sort of couples activity, that sort of thing.

  • who made the first move

My favourite headcanon was that it was… kind of both of them?  I can see Lena being a bit of playful flirt when she’s at the pub, so she was talking up this one really pretty red head who seemed sweet and funny and really smart.  Things are going great, only for Lena to realize a bit belatedly that this girl has no idea who she is. And it kind of throws Lena off a bit.  She’s very used to being Tracer From Overwatch, very recognizable …and let’s be honest being a bit of a hero definitely helps when it comes to picking up cute girls.  But… well, Overwatch isn’t the hero anymore, is it?  Saying you’re a disgraced member of a corrupt military organization that was forcefully disbanded by the UN is… not really a good ice breaker. And suddenly Lena’s having all these doubts and Emily’s not really sure what’s up with the girl that started flirting with her – is she getting cold feet? did Emily say something wrong? – but so far she’s really likes this girl and would like to see her again so Emily pushes through Lena’s sudden hesitation and secures a date for them.

It takes a little while before Lena admits to being Tracer (and Emily just kinda stares out into space like… wow I’m a fucking idiot I saw you on posters… though to be fair you don’t really expect to see someone like that in your local pub).

So Lena was the one who made the very first move, but it was thanks to Emily that more came of it.

  • who brings flowers home

Both of them!  For birthdays or anniversaries or just “hey it’s a beautiful spring day and I was thinking of you” gifts, each will randomly bring home bouquets to put in the kitchen or on the window sills.  They tried to do live flowers once (Emily thought it’d be great to try to grow a little herb garden in the kitchen window) but they both quickly learn that they suck at keeping plants alive.  Lena has a tendency to remember them rather sporadically (well I remembered in my timeline, is her go to excuse but they both know she just completely forgot) and will let them go dry for days then drown them in a desperate attempt to overcompensate, and Emily works weird hours all over the place and has as tendency to just want to crash and go to sleep when she gets home so yeah.  Live plants aren’t ideal.  Emily’s been talking about them getting some little succulents though on the grounds that even they shouldn’t be able to kill those, but Lena is a little reluctant because she knows if Jesse comes over and sees them with a cactus he will never let Lena hear the end of it.

  • who is the best cook

Emily… though honestly I imagine both of them turn to takeout more often than either would like to admit. As far as cooking goes, Lena’s specialty tends to lean a bit more towards the chocolate-covered or slathered-in-oil variety foods (she is a very big fan of pub food) and while it’s tasty Emily continues to insist it’s not sustainable.  (“Psssh” responds Tracer,, “hasn’t killed me yet, right?”).  Emily is much better at cooking meals that involve actual vegetables but she also hates cooking with a fiery passion.  When they do cook, it’s often either easy things like fried vegetables on rice or Emily’s speciality: a huge vat of soup that can then be stored and brought out later for like a month’s worth of lunches.

Lena, however, absolutely does breakfast.  She does the best breakfasts.

anonymous asked:

I think your doing some really good things for all body types! the only one really that I think you haven't done that's at the top of my head is a chubby female monster and can I just say your regular stuff makes me so happy and is one of the highlights of my day that almost tops taking my bra off at the end of the day (lol) and it's just so nice to have all of those accepting works available, that make me feel just a little more accepting and happy with myself so yeah thanks and keep it up bae~

Chubby female monster is at the top of my list. In fact, Hiro’s sister Tsubaki is probably going to over that spot.

But thank you! I’m trying to be as inclusive as I can so everyone has a story that features them. I also always try to leave the reader vague so everyone can picture them as they please. I’m so glad my stories are taking your bra off good! Thank you!

No Straps Attached

At the age of thirteen I bought my first training bra with my mom. Looking at the choices in the store was a stressful endeavor. What cup size was I? What color goes well with what shirt? Why do some have painful wires? My teenage self was uneasy with my mom adjusting the straps to make the experience comfortable. A bra never felt normal to me. I only wore one because it was a societal rule. As the years passed by, wearing a bra felt suffocating no matter how many times I adjusted the straps. It was a constant nightmare until November 2016.

Some men participate in a challenge called “no shave November.” Men grow out their beard for the entire month. After reading an article from Cosmopolitan about a recent study on bras, I decided to try my own experiment; “no bra November.”  That’s right, I went free boobing, and I can say it was the best choice I have made for myself. Here are five things I learned from ditching the cup holders.


How good does it feel to take off your bra at the end of the day? You take a deep breath and go, “Yes!” Imagine having that feeling for the entire day! Freedom is what I experience when my breasts are not suffocating in lace, satin, silk, or underwire. Not only are my breasts free to move, but my shoulders, neck, and back have nothing caging them in either.

Boost of Self Esteem

During the first few days of the “no bra November” challenge, I was self conscious of my body. Would people notice that I was not wearing support? What would they think? I had to constantly remind myself that I was doing this for me. Yes, my boobs jiggled as I walked or ran, and there were moments I crossed my arms to control the girls from springing out. Eventually, I learned to walk at a pace that was not painful and my self esteem gained a boost in beating a status quo targeted towards women. I felt my own personal sexy emerge. It’s empowering to

All My Shirts Started To Fit Differently

One of the downsides of being braless was how my tops fit differently, while wearing my B-cup bra, my t-shirts fit rather snuggly. Without one, it felt like a gap has created by opening a window and letting a cold draft of air blow in. Button down blouses did not highlight my curves as much. Let me not even get into the struggle of wearing thin materials. Tight clothing and thick fabric were my best friend, as they fit perfectly and my breasts didn’t jiggle as much. Adding a cardigan or sweatshirt over it alleviated the stress of loose- fitted clothing. Utilizing layers made the experiment easier.

No Upper Body Pain

When I wore a bra, my entire upper body would be sore, and adjusting the straps never helped. During “no bra November,” there were no signs of pain or discomfort. I could breathe a lot easier without the cups or wire digging into my skin. My neck wasn’t sore and my shoulders were free from bra strap imprints. The pain in my back was nonexistent.

No Worries About Bra Problems

I remember those stressful days when one of the straps popped loose or the wire impaled me at random. Ouch! Life sucks when your bra decides to attack you. Since I rid myself of the assailant, I did not have to worry about any of those bra malfunctions. I have also saved money on buying new bras.

Every woman is different. We come in all shapes and sizes, and that can factor in whether not going braless is the best choice for you. Other options could be more comforting like wireless bras, sports bras, or even nipple stickers. I know during the summer the no bra challenge will need some adjustments (pun intended), but since November, I have not gone back. Does this sound like something you would try out?