All Alone (Rob the Zombie Fic)
It was a pretty busy day for the egos. Well, except for Rob. Chase was taking care of his kids, Schneeps was busy stitching Anti back up, Jackie went out to help others, and Marvin went out to meditate. Rob wanted to hang out with someone, but seeing as they were all busy, he went to sit all alone on the couch.
The feeling of being all alone made him feel like he’s been abandoned and that no one wanted him around. He started mutilating his body! Pieces at a time. This was what the feeling of abandonment made him do. As he gouged his eyes out, he screamed. Not in pain, but in grief. Have you ever been alone and thought you’d go mad if you remained alone any longer? Well, that’s how Rob felt.
All the egos came into the living room and found him yanking off his ears and about to rip his head from his body!
“Hey, Rob, what’s wrong?” Chase asked slowly so Rob would understand.
“Rob all alone… No like alone.” He said.
“Hey, it’s ok. You’re not alone.” Jackie says sweetly.
“We promise to never leave you alone.” Marvin added.
“Vell, then! Let’s fix you up!” Schneeps patted Rob on the back gently.
After Schneeps stitched him up, they all decided to go out for pizza. They made sure Robs stitches were nice and secure before leaving. They didn’t want any of his limbs falling off and scaring people.
All the egos sat on the patio outside the pizza parlor. Everyone was enjoying the warm sun as they waited for their pizza. Once the nice waitress came out with their pizza, everyone thanked her. Rob reached out to grab a slice and his whole arm came off! The poor waitress screamed and ran away.
“Sorry.” Rob said, embarrassed.
“It’s not your fault.” Jackie states. Everyone looked at Schneeps accusingly.
“Sure, blame ze doctor!”