i found a club that is exclusively for lesbians. i build it deep in a forest, so that the straights don’t find it. the opening night is a hit. the waiting line is huge. the lesbians are pouring in, the spirits are high, everyones having fun and making friends. suddenly there’s a commotion at the door. “sorry sir, we can’t let you in. this is for lesbians exclusively you see,” says the manager apologetically. “let him in,” i say, “its okay. he’s with us.” by he i mean hozier. he walks in with a guitar case slung over his shoulder and a flower crown on his head. he smiles at me sadly and i feel like he understands. i don’t know what, but he understands. i drink more wine and ignore the tightness in my chest. on the stage, hozier strums his guitar.
so there’s been a fair amount of discussion on harry’s lyrics, both here and from reviews, but i thought i would make a handy guide on the REAL meaning behind the songs on the album, Harry Styles by Harry Styles, otherwise known as Emotional Erection:
meet me in the hallway: im sad
sign of the times: ???? ?? …… ??????? ?
carolina: party antics
two ghosts: still sad
sweet creature: i can be a nice wholesome boy when i want to be
only angel: im a sub
kiwi: im still a sub
ever since new york: im sad yet again
woman: to the surprise of no one, im still a sub
from the dining table: i like to cry and jerk off, in no particular order. maybe even simultaneously