takethenexttrain replied to your post:Why am I bothering trying to look for bathing…

PREACH I own ONE and it doesn’t even fit and I’m not willing to spend an entire paycheck on it

ralphcaponeofhousestannis replied to your post:Why am I bothering trying to look for bathing…

I feel your pain, it’s the worst :/ bathing suits are evil

Let’s start a movement: Stop over charging busty chicks all because they have better tits than you 2K14.

takethenexttrain replied to your photo:My coworker took this picture of me and I think it…

do you work at one of those fancy startups that has like beer delivered every friday and hammocks in the hallways

We have beer (wine/scotch/vodka/sake/whatever) every Friday, no hammocks but we have a fish tank with lots of cool fish in it? We also have a real kitchen and 3 showers because our office is literally just an apartment building. Norman Reedus lives in the penthouse. 

I’ll star in a powerfully erotic movie with Bobby Cannavale, but at the premiere I’ll tell the press, despite the fact that “he’s so talented and gorgeous and Italian and he’s hung like a blue whale and we had this crazy hot chemistry,” that we could never date because he’s too old for me. Two weeks later I will be spotted canoodling on the beach in Coney Island with Al Pacino. He’s in a three piece suit, I’m in a sundress, and we cuddle in a lounge chair as I read him ‘50 Shades of Grey’ in a sexy baby voice.
—  Me, talking to Kim about how Bradley Cooper never stops singing Jennifer Lawrence’s praises, but also says he wouldn’t date her because she’s too young, then turns around and starts dating a 21 year old model with whom he was recently photographed in a public park in Paris - she was looking like 50 shades of jailbait and sat in his lap as he read her Lolita.  

takethenexttrain  asked:

top 5 songs that give you gangster feels. & top 5 places you want to visit. GO GO G O

Songs That Give Me Gangster Feels

  1. Hard Times - Baby Huey
  2. No Church In The Wild - Jay Z, Kanye & Frank Ocean
  3. Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones/GN'R
  4. Why I Love You - Jay Z, Kanye & Mr. Hudson
  5. Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine

Places I Want To Visit

  1. London
  2. Italy - all over, everywhere
  3. Germany - ditto
  4. Las Vegas
  5. Paris
takethenexttrain replied to your post: takethenexttrain replied to your photoset: These…

omg me too i want a gangster name as long as i can call you Bagels or Soft Hands

Those two nicknames are ironically the most true to life because I love bagels and have soft hands. But um… I think I’d rather be called Bagels. 


Ok here are some choices: MABEL “THE DOVE” ROTHSTEIN (help im die), “Lippy” Betty O'Neill, Edna “Stinky” Moretti, Hazel “Money Bags” Greco, Rose “Silver Dollar” Siegel, “ONE ARMED” LORRAINE RYAN, “MUMBLING” MINNIE DANZIGER, FANNY “SQUINTS” BYRNE, “BIG TUNA” BILLIE YALE, oooorrrr Gloria “Bad News” Ryan. 

Wait no you should def be “Crank” Bessie Hannagan because Bagels & Crank can be the name of our TV show.